Hello? Welcome to my profile. I honestly don't know why you're here, nor do I really care. Jumping straight to the point, this really isn't a place for 'chain-mail.' I will not hesitate to firmly block you if you pm me a 'Repost or Die'. According to those, I should have been raped, murdered, haunted, and burned alive multiple times. Of course, none of those things happened, or else I wouldn't be typing this. Would I? Unless you can talk to spirits. Which I doubt. I apologize if you can, but let's move on, shall we?

My name is Mari, at least, that's what you'll be addressing me as. I like many things; Music, Anime, Sweets. Fanficion of course. I'm a frequent user of social media, and I pride myself in my skills of role-playing. I suppose I can be a bit silly, and motherly too. So, please take no offense if I call you 'bab', 'child', or 'little one'. It's a bad habit of mine, weather you are older than me or not. I also have the tendency to be a bit..controlling? I believe that would be the correct term. I am not the one for dawdling, or generally ignorant people. Gosh, they annoy me to no end. I'm a realist, and while I will try to help anyone with a problem, don't constantly feed me bullshit. I will thoroughly tell you off. Do not come to me over petty-ness. Other than that, I am all ears.

Oh, are you still reading? Why? I thought my odd and rude personality would have sent you away. Well, if you have made it this far I suppose you are a pretty damn intresting person. Or perhaps you are just bored, and decided to read this. What a attention-span you must have. Intresting, be my friend will you? I do not know many people who can deal with me. Maybe I do need a personality check. Although, considering the fact that I do not give a shit explains much. Hmm, why are you still here? You are not reading stories. Just a introduction about myself. Go, shoo, get off my profile. You are odviously not here to PM me, or even learn anything. I do not have any tips for being a better writer, so if that is what you are looking for, leave. I have nothing to offer. Goodbye now, my children, run along. You must have netter things to do than reading this mess, do you not?

It would be quite pathetic if you said no.