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Joined 04-14-18, id: 10613629, Profile Updated: 07-08-19
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, and Bendy and the Ink Machine.

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Attitude toward my stories: stories presented on my account are written to play around and/or practice writing. They do not necessarily represent my views, so I'd encourage you to take them for their as-is entertainment value rather than seriously. However, if you want to leave constructive criticism on the stories themselves, I welcome it.


Name: secret

Age: older than 13

Sex/gender: female

Orientation: disinclined to discuss my love life with total strangers

Race: human

Nationality: American

Other platforms:

You can find me on AO3 with the same pen name. Everything that can be posted on fanfiction.net has been cross-posted, but there are some stories over there that can't be put over here. Here's a list:

Choose Your Own Adventure fics:

Choose Your Ink

You are trapped in the loops of Joey Drew Studios, or else you're being bunted between the Joey Drew Studios of different worlds. Choose from over ninety endings.

Depending on your choices, you may...

...die permanently at Bendy's hand.
...reclaim Joey Drew's soul.
...take home a happy little demon.
...free the entire studio from its curse.
...or one of many more endings.

Regardless the path, the questions remain: can you escape with your life? Can you escape at all?

Fandoms: BATIM.

Status: Complete.

Ensign: the Adventure

You've just graduated from Starfleet Academy, and you're excited about your first assignment. It's always been a dream of yours to explore the stars, out among the mysteries of the universe.

But you're about to discover that some of the greatest mysteries come from your own backyard. Do you have what it takes to succeed? Can you even make it to your first assignment? Or are you just some disposable new recruit?

Depending on your choices, you may...

...outwit Lore.
...travel in the TARDIS.
...spar Edward Elric.
...prevent Joey Drew Studios from turning into an endless nightmare.
...get kicked out of Starfleet.
...be exterminated by a Dalek.
...rot in an Amestrian prison.
...unleash a demon on the universe.

...ore even earn your first promotion for solving the puzzle that plagues multiple franchises, among many other adventures.

Fandoms: BATIM, Doctor Who, FMA, Star Trek.

Status: In-Progress.

Other Works:

The Inheritance Game

Once again, you ask Uncle Joey what this has to do with anything.

He meets your eyes. "When I go, I want to leave my business to you - all my brands and properties. Everything I own."

Everything? You want it, don't you? Do you think you can handle all that responsibility?

He leans forward. "But-"

Of course there's a but.

Eighteen years ago, Bendy disappeared, and Joey Drew wants his Bendy back.

Fandoms: BATIM.

Status: In-Progress.

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De-Aged by The Bibliomaniac reviews
The Doctor and Jack have found themselves to be 11. Unfortunately, there is no easy fix, so the Doctor decides they should attend Hogwarts until they can find a way to return to their proper ages. Here, they make friends, confuse professors, and desperately try to avoid disturbing fixed points in time. Updates on a monthly basis.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 138,728 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Amongst Wizards and Witches lies a Demon by SillyVision-Studios reviews
Title pending and I can't think up of a summary. I'm sorry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12
Piano Lessons by Yours The Author reviews
Henry, Alice, and Boris are wandering around the toonified studio when they come across a piano! Toon logic shenanigans ensue, and Henry tries to teach the toons about how to really play a piano.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11 - Boris, Henry, Alice Angel
Dream Team vs The Ink Machine by BrownieFox reviews
Hell's Studio Sammy Lawrence finds himself in the canon studio. While perhaps not the help Henry was expecting, he'll take what he can get. Starts at the end of chapter 2. Updates every Sunday.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 7/1/2018 - Henry, Sammy Lawrence
Data in the Wand Shop by hermione-of-vulcan reviews
Sort of related to my other Harry Potter/Star Trek TNG crossovers. When Data has a strange outburst of magic, Picard directs him to Hogwarts and Ollivanders. Standard disclaimers apply.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Data - Complete
Picard in the Wand Shop by hermione-of-vulcan reviews
Eleven-year-old Jean-Luc Picard is a wizard getting his first wand, and he talks to a descendant of Ollivander in the wand shop. Standard disclaimers apply.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - J. Picard - Complete
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Creators of a Multiverse reviews
When Joey Drew hires Henry Stein, things start to go wrong: backgrounds move, people hear voices, and earthquakes hit single buildings. Joey Drew Studios has got to find and neutralize the problem before it's too late, and protect an ever-growing number of alternate cartoon worlds and living cartoon creations. Cross-posted from AO3. Now being rewritten.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11h - Published: 6/15 - Bendy, Henry, Joey Drew
The Nightmares of Henry Stein
Henry claims to be suffering from a creative block, so he goes to Joey to help him out. But Joey's the one who regrets using a spell on Henry to help him sleep it off. As he observes, not all creative blocks come from a lack of ideas... Deleted scene/preview of a longer fanfic yet to come.
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13 - Bendy, Henry, Joey Drew - Complete
Bendystiltskin reviews
Fluffy AU. Bendy no longer needs the nightmarish studio to become fully sentient, so he's living in the human world with his dad. He loves it. But one day, his dad decides to get him a human mother. As "Henry" tries his luck at dating, Bendy is left in a world that's a retelling of Rumpelstiltskin. Can "Henry" get a girlfriend? Would Bendy even accept a mother?
Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/2 - Bendy, Henry, Alice Angel, Piper - Complete
At the Birth of Angels and Demons reviews
When a giant Groundhog Day Loop threatens to take out Earth and its neighbors, it's up to the Doctor to save the day - if he can get over his own guilt issues and Donna's rejection. Or is it that he's gotten in over his head and must team up with anyone willing? Meanwhile, murder plots are underway and rescue missions are needed... Don't need to know BATIM. Cross-posted from AO3.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bendy and the Ink Machine - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,270 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/12 - 10th Doctor, Weeping Angels, Bendy, Henry - Complete
An Alien on Gallifrey reviews
When Donna's engagement falls through, she agrees to marry a complete stranger for the good of the planet Earth. This stranger is an alien who's known as a neglectful Lord President of Gallifrey. Can Donna and the Doctor work together to dodge nasty prophesies of the future, or will one lose everything? What secrets will come to light along the way?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/21/2018 - [10th Doctor, Donna N.] - Complete
Chiswick Mercy reviews
Thirteen ceases. Twelve flickers. Eleven blanks. Ten turns…. The Future comes. A Little One cries.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 5/10/2018 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., 11th Doctor, 13th Doctor - Complete