Notice: I just want to let everyone know I'm essentially inactive from here on out, in case that wasn't already obvious. I've lost a lot of my passion for the stories I was writing and I simply do not have a lot of time to write these days. If anyone would like to adopt any of my unfinished stories, please PM me. I just want to let them know what my original vision was, so they might try to stay true to that. Thank you, and sorry.

Sincerely,

Dani

My name is Dani and I'm from the US. I love reading fanfiction.

I am a truly horrible updater and I usually fail to review what I read, which makes me even more lame than I seem.

I read a very wide range fanfiction, but my favorite sections are Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Avatar: the Last Airbender, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Labyrinth and, strangely enough, Twilight. (Twilight is strange because I really hate the books, yet I really like the fanfiction. Oh well. I'm a complex person.)

That said, I am a huge romance fan, so all of my favorites (I think) are romances.

Shippings

For Harry Potter I ship these semi-normal couples: Hermione/Draco, Neville/Luna, Blaise/Ginny, and Ron/Lavender (only to keep him away from Hermione!). For Harry Potter I ship these not-so-normal-might-be-illegal-in-some-areas-or-probably-should-be-anyhow-for-various-reasons-namely-age-difference ships (don't be angered by them!): Hermione/Severus (my favorite), Hermione/Remus (my second favorite; I don't really like Tonks), Hermione/Lucius (only when he's not trying to kill anyone), and Hermione/Severus/Lucius (only when it's well-written). I have been known to deviate from these preferences, so don't be surprised if you see something else in my favorites. Additionally, there are a lot of random Hermione/Unusual Person fics in my favorites because I liked the way they were written. Most are by CeliaEquus. Read her stories! They are awesome!

For Artemis Fowl I ship Artemis/Holly and that's all.

For Avatar: the Last Airbender, I ship Zuko/Katara and Aang/Toph. I really don't care about the others and who they end up with.

For Alice in Wonderland, 2010, I ship Alice/Tarrant (the Mad Hatter, for those who don't know) and Margaret/anyone-nicer-and-better-than-Lowell.

For Twilight, I'm canon.

For Labyrinth, I obviously ship Jareth/Sarah.

Stories

My two current stories (as of August, 2011), Mission Make the Gryffindor Princess Mine and The Legend will hopefully be updated soon. However, my inspiration is half-dead, so I would appreciate some input or, if anyone wants, I am willing to let someone else adopt them.

Update (August 19): I edited and posted one of my oneshots! Dog Days Are Over has just been posted, and is a letter from Hermione in my AU, post-DH, EWE world, very loosely based on the Florence the Machine song of the same name. Enjoy and review!

Update (September 17): As soon as I come up with a title, I will be posting the first chapter of my Severus/Hermione amnesia-fic, despite it not being near completed. I want some feedback on it, or I'll take it down until I have at least half of it done. Also, I will be posting another Hermione/No one one-shot on Monday in honor of her birthday.

Update (September 20): Yesterday I posted my one-shot for Hermione's birthday. I get the feeling that no one liked it. Perhaps it's because I mentioned asexuality? If that is the problem, could someone please tell me that? There was a period of time where I thought I was one, but I'm not, but people like that do exist. They don't feel sexual urges. If by mentioning that in my story I offended someone, please review or PM me and tell me so. I try not to offend, but I can't always help it. Thanks.

Update (March 2): I am so sorry that I haven't updated any of my stories, especially To Be Lost Without Truth, but I've been rather busy with work and education. I just haven't had time. I will try to update soon.

I have some other one-shots backed up (all based on songs, sadly), but they need a lot of editing and aren't anything like my current stories. They fall under the Harry Potter category, and, so far, all star Hermione. (She is, after all, my favorite character.) I have one that leaves her unpaired, one partly finished one (that will be short, but multi-chaptered) that pairs her with Remus, and several planned that put her with Severus. Like I said, they will be nothing like my current stories, but as soon as I can get them edited, I'll go ahead and post them.

I am also working on a multi-chaptered "amnesia fic" for the Hermione/Severus pairing, but I probably won't post any of it until it's complete or almost complete.

If anyone would like to suggest any ideas, I'm open, as long as they fall under my shippings.

Copy-and-pasted-stuff

(I recently decided to get rid of most of the crappy stuff on my profile, so it should look a lot cleaner!)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Avatar courtesy of Lunaii dollmaker. It's supposed to be Jareth. Doesn't look much like him, does it?