The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

When Wizard Lenin and Lily mysteriously find themselves in the Pokémon universe in Lily's second year, the pair are forced into becoming Pokémon trainers, and they, along with Ash Ketchum, travel on their journey to become Pokémon masters even as they search for a means to get home. Side fic of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Hikigaiya Hachiman is reborn as Hachi of House Lannister. This is definitely not a game he's stuck in, and there doesn't appear to be any overpowered Light Novel Protagonist cheat for him to use. Watch as he stumbles through medieval life armed with only his rotten personality and a mountain of gold.

At nine years old, Tsuna gains the power of the gamer. The Vongola won't know what hit them.

Instead of going to the Star Wars universe, the unwitting Eru Lee and Uchiha Obito stumble into a strange almost medieval world filled with immortal and terrifying hunter nin, clever half-sized shinobi with the all consuming goal of getting lucky, and the worst kage ever. Side fic of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds", sister fic of "Finishing the Hat".

DISCONTINUED. Twin-fic to Reighost's Dusk to Dawn. Reborn/Harry. Everything changes with a chance meeting in a bar. Sky!Harry. MERRY CHRISTMAS.

Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she'll elope with the ninken summoner! - Uchiha Massacre Fix-it

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

When you're a Black, you're a Black and nobody gets to hold all the cards except you. Not a Dark Lord with a grudge, not a Headmaster with a prophecy and certainly not the world's most influential Mafia Family... Dorea is as much a Black as a Potter and she is not about to let anybody walk over her! A Fem!Harry story. Slow Build.

Reincarnating with the gamer interface was all a part of the plan, being reborn as Ron Weasley not so much. It was something I could work with, sure. Magic is great! But as I would soon learn, it had the tendency of introducing a plethora of other issues.

Being X has a drink with the Truth and decides that a certain heathen salaryman is best reincarnated as an orphaned little girl... in the State of Amestris. Will Tanya Degurechaff succeed in her plan to live a comfortable life as a rear-echelon State Alchemist? Or will Being X's machinations bring her to the front lines and force her to pray?

Apparently, having previously survived two decades in a world crawling with zombies was a good training experience for his next life as a ninja. Who would've known? Note the sarcasm. [OC Reincarnated as Nohara Rin's twin brother. M/M]

Out of all the kekkei genkai she would have liked to get, the eyes of Samsara wouldn't be her first - or second - choice. So naturally, that was the exact one she got. SI-OC/Itachi. Uchiha!SI-OC. Rinnegan!SI-OC.

We are all fu-ked now.

This is an extremely girly self-insert, very likely a Mary-Sue type of story, where a lot of the characters aren't at all straight. I thought I'd let you know straight up so you can just pass it by it if that's likely to upset and/or offend you. Otherwise - welcome to the Malfoy family.

Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?

Sometimes a ningen soul will become a youkai if it doesn't move on fast enough. Kagome learns what it's like to start off on the smaller side and work her way up through the levels of the youkai hierarchy. The Shikon no Miko was given another chance at life, just not in the way she expected. And that Daiyoukai with his ningen ward is looking pretty fine. A/N:Drabble.

The one where Death loses one Harry Potter's soul, had a small mental break and took a vacation. A vacation as the Boy Who Lived. Because, irony. {Death!Harry, well, more like Harry!Death.} (slash, SSHP, warning: underage) STOPS AT END OF THIRD YEAR. If interested in more check out my account at AO3 (Hweianime) for the smuttier ongoing ver

Being reborn into a Japanese story was bad enough. Being reborn as the twin sister to a certain notorious mass murderer, was another thing entirely. Told in a series of drabbles. (Warning: Mild incest themes) LightxOC

...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.

When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.

The salaryman is reincarnated not into a world of magic, but a world of man-eating giants. Now a little girl, can they survive and flourish in this cruel and beautiful world? And more importantly, can they hold fast to their pride and beliefs against Being X even in the face of overwhelming horror and despair? Manga spoilers up to current chapter. Character divergence.

A boy with ADHD had no place in war, but he was a pushover certain ambitious girl drag around as she please. After getting dragged to railway, another world with gun and magic, you'd think Alberich would wise up and stop Tanya from dragging him to Imperial army. "And that's why we should volunteer." She said, which kind of make sense to him but also kind of not. "Okay?" semi-SI

In which a sick little girl changes absolutely nothing and everything. [Reborn OC]

Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.

The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

In which even when Sawada Tsunayoshi is not the heir of a mafia syndicate, he still attracts the same amount of trouble and craziness. A sky is still a sky after all. Drabble series. AU-kinda. Slightly crack, eventual plot.

One-shots revolving around Hibari Kyouya. Ch 22: Short moments featuring; OP Kusakabe and Dino's unfortunate life.

In a world where Iemitsu valued famiglia over family, Tsuna would be left in Namimori with Nana, only seeing his father once in a blue moon. In that world, Xanxus would become the head of the Varia and Reborn would be eventually sent to train Tsuna into becoming Decimo. This is not that world. (Un)fortunately. Idiotic-father!Iemitsu AU.

HPLV. An "ordinary" Death Eater, Harry hides his true self to survive in this world ruled by the murderer of his parents. On his way to revenge, he schemes, kills, uses unwitting people, plays games with his superiors. He doesn't have anything to lose, and the path he is walking looks clear and uncomplicated. Until the Dark Lord himself takes an interest in him. Dark!Harry

Being the Master of Death was a curse, plain and simple. That had been death's intention when he 'gifted' his trinkets to the brothers three. The sound of shedding skin crackled loudly in his ear as he got up to look over his new body, he was a girl this time, maybe eight or nine years old. Time travel fic Tom RiddleX Harry potter

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

It was a typical plot. Someone finds themselves in a fictional world and suddenly becomes the one to change everything for the better...Right. Not happening. Did they have any idea how terrifying it was to even consider that line of thought? There was no way I was going anywhere NEAR ShinRa, and not even a time traveling Cloud could make- wait, what? OC Self-insert.

Tsunade expected to end up in Heaven after her death, peacefully enjoying an eternity of drinking and gambling. What she didn't expect was to be reborn and to end up as the heir to a family of elite criminals. I mean, wasn't having a super famous ancestor and being expected to follow in their footsteps enough after the first time? Reincarnated!Tsunade, Fem!Tsuna

Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.

Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.

Danzō, Orochimaru, Madara. Somehow, Hana's got to figure her way out of the end of the world... and make sure no one she likes dies on the way there. (How much of herself is she willing to give up to keep them safe?) SI, Inuzuka style.

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Waking up as a prince in one of the more violent, grim fantasy worlds isn't all that bad. You've just got to seize your opportunities where you find them, kill a few people who really deserve it, and derail canon as much as possible. It's smooth sailing after that. Wait, that didn't work? Everything is still going to hell? Aww, no. That wasn't supposed to happen. SI

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

In which Tom is the DADA professor at Hogwarts, secretly recruiting followers for his future army, and Harry is the worst Divination professor ever, accidentally messing up Tom's plans. Drabble series. Eventual TMRxHP.

I had a feeling in the back of my mind as if something had changed that day. Had I looked around I would have noticed a shadow lurking in the trees and something change in said persons eyes with interest. I might have regretted revealing so much. But I didn't notice, and so I remained blissfully ignorant. Hyuuga/SI/OC

Death gained a whole new appeal the moment I became a daughter of Hades. [SI, Self-Insert/OC-Insert]

Part 1 of 2. No one ever said an SI gets a place in canon events, or that they would be ideally placed at all. How much would you recall if you had decades to go before anything in a long forgotten story comes to be? AU, Thief!SI/OC, Pre!Fated Day Arcobaleno, very Pre!Canon

Side stories from 'Of the River and the Sea'. Includes canon snippets that didn't quite fit, AU's of the story, and crack. SI/OC. Shenanigans. It's all shenanigans.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

"I am Sawada Tsunayoshi! I am 14 years old! I like coffee and anime and manga! I have two best friends, Takeshi and Hayato, and I WILL NEVER BE ANYONE BUT ME! If you can't deal with the fact that I won't allow some selfish idiot to take my place in this world, then get the hell out of my face." Sequel to Guys, NO!

This isn't happening except it was. Bella's life is not a game...except it is. Oh what the hell, Bella might as well enjoy it. Gamer style Bella fic. Yes, this is happening...

Abalone Funeral Dirge Act I. Sawada Tsunayoshi is clumsy, rude, inconsiderate, has no notable skills, is not very smart, and has the resting face of an axe murderer. He's not sure how that led into being involved with mass criminal politics. (Disciplinary Committee non-Decimo Tsuna with some severe emotional dampening, ensemble cast.)

He hadn't wanted to be Harry Potter anymore. Things would be simpler, he would be happier. He had been almost positive he would be happier if he were quite literally anybody else. At the moment, he couldn't think of a better demonstration of the warning "be careful what you wish for." ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

"I have never been interested in intercourse myself until I met you," was his tame response. She sobbed in despair and revulsion. [Crack. AU. Insert OC.]

Even when he was young, Naruto had the power, but lacked the control. What would happen if he decides that with his amount of power, he doesn't need control? The results of young Naruto's experiments with his ungodly amount of chakra take the Elemental Nations by surprise. And storm. But mostly surpise.

And just like that, she watched the pieces fall. [OC Insert; Being Edited]

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.

A character study into why the older generations of shinobi are harsher and less inclined to compromise. SI/OC Pre-Konoha, Warring States Period. Post-Founding. Part One, the beginnings of Sekanji Terazawa. Poison Mistress, occasional kunoichi Lady, and the aunt of Orochimaru. Part Two, the establishment of Konoha and the character of the village Founders. Part Three, the end.

Masumi just wanted to keep her head down. She had no interest in changing the story, and being a detective was her way out. But when she ended up on the case for missing kids, plus with Naruto clinging to her like a burr, and being named the guardian of a certain Uchiha? She might have no other choice. SI OC

Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.

AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.

Sarah Williams lives her life and retires to England, only to have another brush with magic when she witnesses three oddly dressed beings leave a baby on a doorstep. When her attempts to help the child come to naught, there is only one thing for Sarah to do: She must Wish the child away to the Goblin King. - How different may things be, when a child of prophecy becomes Fae.

Itachi may have died, but the universe isn't quite finished with him yet. A second chance is a precious thing after all. Slash is a possibility.

24-year-old computer programmer is reincarnated as a background character. Her first life was nothing special, but she's determined her second one will be. OC Self-insert.

The process of reincarnation isn't perfect, especially when it comes to the reincarnation of a soul that was very old and powerful during its previous life. Harry is a living example of this phenomenon, but it is not as great a blessing as you might expect. Death always takes its toll, and it's a heavy one.

In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.

A peaceful vacation and an escape from his endless piles of paperwork: was that too much for Tsuna to ask for? ...Clearly, it was. Somehow, in some way, this was all Reborn's fault.

"Your life is not your own,"Kyōya hissed, his face like stone and grey eyes like ice."Hasn't been since you tried to take it with your own hands." Minoru gazed back dully. He sighed, expression softening some as he reach out to ruffle her hair."'A Hibari never leaves a debt unpaid'. I can't do that if you're not here, understand?"[Post-coma!SI. Sky!SI. Drabble. AU. Hibari/OC.]

Harry finds himself in a new world and somehow wanders into the home of a Skylark. Then the mafia happens and Harry dives into the thick of things, despite Hibari trying his best to keep Harry a secret.

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

Where he didn't remember and then suddenly did and wished to forget again. Or where Regulus survives, hits his head and becomes the Cloud Arcobaleno.

The greener grass is to die for. SI. One-shot collection.

When I imagined being a witch I imagined magic and flying. I imagined proving to the world that Slytherin and Evil are not synonymous. I imagined love and adventure. But most of all I imagined waking up-eleven years old-on the Hogwarts Express alongside Harry and Ron. So why, pray-tell, am I in a nursery, in 1970? This is not what I imagined! A realistic SI.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Father's a shady businessman, Mother's (understandably) abandoned them and a dead person has somehow tethered themselves to Sakura's soul. It should've been obvious that it was only going to become more absurd from then on. [NaNoWriMo 2016 - Achieved. AU. Sakura-centric. Insert OC.]

Because there's a time to shout "screw the plot!" and a time to step back and ask "wait, where's the plot?" Or: How I'm the dumb schmuck who got apparently invalid foreknowledge. SI/OC AU

Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.

REWRITEN! Her name is Midori Uzumaki and she was born even before Madara Uchiha was around, she doesn't want to fight head on and so fights as an assassin, she's a dauntless sword user who carries a nodachi a few inches taller than her, and she's a girl who really just wants to bear hug the ever adorable Naruto and he isn't even around yet. Self-Insert (Rating has changed to M)

!Pokémon!AU! In which Harry is pretty sure his Pokémon journey isn't supposed to have such a copious amount of Zubats—or just the figurative one, since Arceus knows Tom Riddle pops up in his life often enough to be a Zubat in disguise. Oneshot collection; TMR/HP SLASH

Makiguchi Katashi, personal guard to the Godaime Kazekage, woke up five years before the failed invasion of Konoha. Unsure if he was trapped in a genjutsu (as they had been fighting Uchihas), he played along until he realized one thing. His best friend was killed by his then-yet-now-crazy Kage today. So he had to try. He failed, but that was okay. Because it wasn't a genjutsu.

What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?

"I didn't expect to actually get a second chance at life." No time for pleasantries. It's do or die; and quite frankly, she just wants everyone and everything to go down in flames. "Go big or go home, I always said. Looks like it's going down fantastically." SI!Tsuna Rated M For (possible future) dark themes. TW; mentions suicide, depression, and blood. Nothing too gore like.

Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.

After reading the tale of the hallows Harry should have known Death was petty. Now the "Master of Death" was to be reborn in an exiting world of ninja as a Nara deer. 'Death can't harm its master' his bloody arse

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)

Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU

They say even the smallest pebble makes ripples on a pond's surface. Well she was a giant ass boulder, lugging its way across the pond while trying not to make a single ripple. In all honesty, the entire thing was doomed from the start. Where a SI/OC ends up in Kaguya's body.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

When you're lost, the goal is to get home no matter what. Even if you're dragging around an silver haired amnesiac with no social skills whatsoever. OC insert.

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

Metempsychosis: transmigration of the soul, esp. its reincarnation after death. A person dies in one world. In another, Sayu Yagami is born with memories of another life, and is haunted by knowledge of things she shouldn't know. It's just a matter of time before it drives her mad. OC self-insert. Dark.

America and Russia's decade long feuding has finally produced a love child, the terrifying and overpowered Eleanor Lily Potter, otherwise known as the girl-who-lived. spin-off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

Even with only faint memories of my past life and my limited knowledge of Naruto, I knew for sure that Hatake Kakashi was a guy. And yet, when I look in the mirror… I could only see Hatake Kakashi as a girl. Not OCxKakashi, but OC!Kakashi and Fem!Kakashi.

When someone dies and is reborn, especially reborn into a fictional world, one would assume that their first reaction would be to change the world around them to their liking. I'm here to tell you that what I did was, in fact, the exact opposite. I'm the girl who went out of her way to change absolutely nothing. Why? Because fate chose wrong. I'm not a hero. SI

Tsuna was sent to a world with status windows and quest objectives, but something seemed amiss. Y'know, aside from the fact he's stuck in a video game. VideoGame!AU, mild All27

Desperate mothers will do anything to protect their children, even sign them up to become child soldiers. SI/ third war era AU.

Prophecies where tricky things and lies are even tricker, Sirius's death becomes a catalyst and Dumbledore's lies crumple like a house of cards. Harry is left with a burning question…Who is he really? Crossover with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Co-written with the lovely Araciel, who got me back into writing, go read her work, all of it is amazing!

First my cat kills me then I end up in the Narutoverse with no idea where the hell I'm at and now I'm stuck in a 1 year old's body. Did I mention that I've turned into a boy? Shit. Male OC/ Self-Insert

Or: Why you should never leave Uzumaki Kushina alone with little prodigy ninjas. Series of drabbles. (Rated T because violence is just a part of writing ninjas.)

Harry died a peaceful death only to be born again. He found himself as an orphan, but he couldn't liken it to his former life. He didn't get any Dursley this time. A violent, carnivorous, and troublesome older brother figure filled up the Dursley-Space instead—in whom Harry finally found the bane of his carefree existence.

Living everyday of life in pain... eventually the torment ends. Or does it begin? A time long past - is it a new life of hope and love? Or is it just another life to suffer through? Only time can tell, because it's Naruto's world... Now in Arc2 - Fem!Uzumaki!Insert - OC-SI - A Reincarnation Fic - Rated M for violence and stuffz

Ron never wanted to be a crime boss. Pity he was so good at it. Even if he did spend most of his time worrying about what would happen when his mother found out.

John is determined to find out just who Sherlock is seeing and he will try anything in order to figure it out! Sherloki! MANSECKS AHEAD!

Built like an assassin. That's how most would stereotype her. Unfortunately for her superiors, with the qualities of a killer come the qualities of someone who doesn't like to follow orders, and she was never one to conform with the darkness of Konoha anyways. Not even if the prodigy with the Sharingan tries to stop her. Of course, she never anticipated him taking her side. AU.

Teddy had learned many things during his life. Probably the most important was this: Never, ever make a bet with Uncle George, and never talk to anyone named Reborn while serving punishment for said bet - bad idea. Teddy is Verde. Pre- curse to begin with. Slash, kind of, and gender bent.

HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.

The birth and death of a people, as seen from the eyes of the head priest on Pluto, and the aftermath of the destruction of a world where Lily fails to find meaning for herself within Hogwarts or outside of it. Sequel to "Lily and the Art of Divine Responsibility", crossover side fic of "October" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Ethel was a racist, bigoted 89-year-old with family issues. Now she's Haru, who has even more issues and little recollection of any plot aside from the fact that this is a fictional world featured in her grandson's favorite t.v. program. Cannon will be destroyed. (Now featuring Ninja!Ryohei, Puppet Leader!Gokudera, and Paralyzed!Yamamoto.)

Crazy wizard meets crazy angel, and it's the start of a beautifully crazy friendship. Too much crazy? Nah. Told in drabbles. Set in S7, before "Reading Is Fundamental" and onward. No pairings, but a smidgen of bromance. *On Hiatus*

Fem!SI in Male!Naruto. No character bashing, some Kakashi Fangirling, lots of meta-contemplation of the Naruto-verse. Character/World Development. Rated T for Cursing and frank discussions on gender and anatomy consistent with minor body dysmorphia. New chapter uploaded: Iwa Chunin Exams part 1

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

Kawahira finds someone else to be the Sky Arcobaleno in place of Aria, and it changes everything.

There were just some things only little Tsuna knew which should have been obvious to others. First, he was obviously a Jedi with a fire affinity. Second, his twin didn't have a sense of humor. Third, his mother was extremely vague and married to a male stripper in the mafia. Fourth, Kyo-chan was the anti-christ and finally, he was the only sane one left in Namimori. Obviously.

It's time to have an heir as Vongola's Eleventh Boss. Naturally, the Decimo called for a meeting to discuss it. Mild ALL27 One shot.

After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.

AU: Switching bodies with a mini-psychopath gave me a reason to be insane, at the very least; surviving in the world of the shinobi required insanity and heartlessness that Uchiha Miyo possessed in spades. [Self-Insert, Male OC as Sasuke's younger brother]

Years after the Promised Day, Führer Roy Mustang is well on his way to achieving everything he's ever dreamed of for Amestris. Then he discovers that there might be something he wants for himself.

Funny thing about being reborn in the Naruto world... SI/OC insert. Crack treated seriously and realistically.

Shiori left her first life by way of debilitating disease, but now she's has a new life with a new family. Too bad she falls in love with her parents before she realizes that they are Konohamaru's parents and wont live long enough to name the boy. Oh well, at least she still has Jii-chan, her uncle Asuma-nii, and, when he's born, Konohamaru - to face it with. SI (Self-insert) OC

But Light was already wandering off, his cane clicking rhythmically as he navigated the halls. He gave L a half-hearted wave before merging back into the flow of people. L was fairly sure he has just been tricked into buying Light Yagami dinner, and he was also pretty sure Light Yagami is the most audacious person he had ever met. (LxLight, AU)

Someone has put quite a bit of effort into installing surveillance in the Yagami household. Sayu decides to have some fun. Posted this little snippet on AO3 a while back. Figured I might as well post it here too.

Two women have died and suddenly found themselves in the Naruto world. Not only that, but they also seem to have somehow possessed Hidan and Kakuzu's bodies. Basically, they are them now. They should never have gotten on that cruise ship. Really, the fact that it was being called the 2nd Titanic was a bit of a clue. Oh, well. They're there now, so why not change a few things? OC In

They would have been known as the primera espada, if it wasn't for the boy with the orange hair crash landing into the desert. time travel, pre-winter war.

Twelve years ago, a Nine-Tailed Fox suddenly appeared. Its tails lashed out, smashing mountains and sending tidal waves to the shores. The ninja rose up to defend their village. One shinobi faced the Kyuubi in mortal combat. He sacrificed his life to seal it in a human body. This ninja was known as the Fourth Hokage. Time!Travel Self!Insert Reincarnated/Reborn

After the Second Calamity, Cloud and some other survivors plan to go back in time to save the human race.

AU: They say a flap of a butterfly's wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world. In other words, one small difference can change some major event. Did I believe it? No. I didn't. Not until the day I died. Self-Insert in pre-Riddle era.

Tamsin isn't supposed to be in District 12, and everybody knows it. With no family, no friends, and nothing to live for, she decides that her best choice is to illicitly train for the Hunger Games. Take the spot of somebody who has a rightful place in the district, work to the top in the arena, and save the other District 12 tribute in the end? Sounds good. But can she do it?

This story chronicles the rise of Harry Potter, the right hand of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Features a dark Harry in Slytherin, from pre-hogwarts to the end of the war. Harry knew nothing of the wizarding world until a teacher from a mysterious school visited him and told him the tale of his father, catapulting him into a world of intrigue, politics and Power.

AU, The last person in the world you'd want as your father was Orochimaru—but that's who I ended up getting as a dad anyway... I think I was better off dead. Self-Insert, SI / OC.

Avengers/Iron Man cross with RotG. Tony Stark died at 20, 1957 protecting his parents from the electrical discharge of a reactor exploding. He wakes, remembers, and when the Moon whispers to him, Tony Spark, he frowns. "How about no." Where Tony is the spirit of innovation and won't let a thing like death and not being able to be seen or heard or felt hold him back from his life

Or where Tsuna is ridiculously accurate in his theories. Keeping a straight face in front of him was proving to be hard. CRACK-fic

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Harry has to play a game about his life, but why make it all the same again? With a character creator, that changes your back-story and the ability of a New Game , Harry will rock this new world as a powerful new gamer. Harry/?, no Ginny, no Slash. Features:Bellatrix/Lily. Cousins:Draco and Tonks. Enemy: Neville and Ron.

Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.

"Do you know why older siblings are born? To protect their younger siblings..." "To be an elder sibling in this clan...It requires a lot from us... we do all that we can for our younger siblings...to spare them our pain." Reborn fic. (Oc insert, pairing is decided already)

So Harry Potter dies. He gets a second chance. In an alternate universe. Ruled by the Dark Lord. Which is actually not an evil dictatorship... Something's not quite right... Maybe it's the fact that his life is now a video game, and he has to raise stats and level up? Well... that's part of this new world Harry has landed in! Heavily AU, Harem, Video Game Plot, Harry Centric

He was done playing the hero, now he was just a regular selfish bloke who helped out with the little things where he could, but who left the big problems of this world to someone else. Because this wasn't his world and it was someone else's problem. Harry's problem, at the moment, consisted of the suddenly very alive and awake man and his squished strawberry plot.

Tony doesn't really notice how Loki keeps unintentionally saving his life, or think that it's odd how often he manages to survive an encounter with the god. The guy is just having a hard time killing him. Frostiron

Sasuke finds that some things are worth fighting for, and then, he dies. Fortunately, Namimori is in need of a protector (whether they want one or not), and he's quite willing to step into that role. Unfortunately, Sawada Tsunayoshi is one of its inhabitants, and he comes with his own brand of crazy. Sasuke-is-Hibari fic. No pairings. AU. Reincarnation. [Currently Varia Arc.]

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Someone who spent the entirety of their lives in a hospital bed is reborn in the Naruto universe. Problem is she knows nothing about Naruto, she lives in the Village of the Bloody Mist and she's a Jinchuriki. Veers from canon. UNFINISHED!

Tsuna's not sure why Reborn is sticking with him, but it's not so bad in the end. Giotto just really wants his brother back before anyone finds out he broke a couple (important) interdimensional laws. Meanwhile, something is amiss in Hell... AU R27 (in which Tsuna is an undemonic demon and Reborn the very demonic angel)

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

Starting at a young age, Harry Potter learned power was everything. And Blackmail was power over power. Disclaimer: Not mine. Rated for Swearing.

It's curious, how even the tiniest ripples in the ocean of the cosmic universe can stir the waves of reality. SI OC, drabble-ish format. [COMPLETE] Ch12 AN: "Sequel" up!

Time travel AU. Some bad language, oneshot. The goddess has deemed it fit for the world to have another chance, perhaps a happier go-around this time. And indeed, it all changed when there was not one, but two Cloud Strifes.

A girl who took high school philosophy with Light Yagami recounts the story of the rise of the god of judgment and the trail of corpses left in his wake. Contains discussion of religion and possible blasphemy that may offend some readers. Also on A03.

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

Harry Potter is raised by Maleficent as her apprentice and heir.

"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC

Tony Stark is the son of Howard Stark and Maria Stark. Maria Stark, however, is not who you'd expect.

Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.

'"Billions of Denizens and Piper's children and Raised Rats are dead because of me," Dusk says one night.' / Smutty coda to "Anywhere I would've followed you", that's literally it. Slash, Arthur/Dusk, Restoration!verse.

"But he was Arthur's Noon, really; Monday had had nothing to do with it by then." / Monday's Dusk (unwittingly, for the most part) lives with the consequences of his past actions. Post-series, amnesia!fic, Monday's (old) Dusk-centric, Restoration!verse.

She was a thief, plain and simple. But her best heists where those she kept. SI OC

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Tales in the life of an Itachi who had the distinct misfortune of being placed on a time-traveling Naruto's genin team. Nonmassacre, Flashfic.

Harry Potter knew quite a deal about fairness and unfairness, or so he had thought after living locked up all his life in the Potter household, ignored by his parents to the benefit of his brother - the boy who lived. But unfairness took a whole different dimension when his sister Natasha Potter died. That simply wouldn't do.

Based on a prompt. When Wall Maria fell, there were problems as a lot of people were suddenly crammed into a small place. A lot of people were desperate to get by. A story in which Eren, Mikasa and Armin turns to crime to make ends meet and accidentally became notorious.

A red-haired girl gets chosen against the odds at the Reaping: Ruthlessly intelligent, breathtakingly agile; she knows she's going to lose the games for sure. But will she make it home alive?

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

A twist of fate causes Vincent Valentine to be born female. Having escaped Nibelheim she wants her son Sephiroth back, professor Hojo dead, has taken an interest in Deepground and will stop at nothing to achieve her goals. Worse still, Chaos is right behind her and he has plans of his own. Nothing will ever be the same again...

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

In which baby Tsuna thinks he's a carnivore. (1827 Fluffy oneshot)

There's no use crying over every mistake, you just keep trying until you run out of cake. OC inserts.

Ed could untie knots in the fifth and sixth dimensions blindfolded. He could convince the military he fell through a rabbit-hole, and even stop a Drachman invasion (with a little help), but he can't seem to avoid dating Roy Mustang (which is maybe okay). But here's hoping they can collar a General trying to trigger a three-way war before he destroys the world. 2003 Anime/Movie AU.

Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.

AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave? HIATUS.

Who knew that dating another mad genius would be so hard, or counter-productive to world domination? Certainly not Loki.

Harry swears he'll bring Sirius back from the Veil, even if he has to go to a new school, learn the dark arts, make deals with other-worldly beings, and raise the dead. Warring Minds, Book 1. Slash.

Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.

For those of you that were hoping for a little action in Tom Riddle and the Snorkacks you may enjoy this. This is a Harry/Tom slash one-shots and maybe a few other characters as well. Nuff said.

Harry becomes the Divination teacher in the 1940s and takes Tom on a field trip. This is crack. Nuff said.

She's just trying to be like her perfect big brother.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

AU, Slash LV/HP– Voldemort attained immortality through his bloodline of Slytherin. Entering the Ministry of Magic, he rose through the ranks quickly. In 1978, he hears of a prophecy and leaves his job, successfully entering Hogwarts… becoming their DADA Professor. HIATUS.

When Ash Ketchum is afraid of something, fair to say he has a pretty good reason.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Everyone knows the great detective L only takes cases he's interested in, cases with multiple victims... so why is he investigating a graffiti artist in Tokyo? LxLight AU, on hiatus

Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.

Harry has a talent for languages, he learns fifteen of them before he reaches Hogwarts. Will he be able to learn the British Spell language fluently? And what other uses might that language have?

Harry always said that he would give his life for his friends. But...he didnt mean it quite this way.

After being killed by the one they considered a friend Harry and Hermione travel in an alternate universe with hopes for a normal life.But,as fate has it, they are now in the middle of a war with Grindelwald and eleven again! Normal is overrated anyway...

Uchiha Fukurou was conceived when at the same moment, in another universe, Old Man Potter died.

AU L/Light. It was a brief fling that lasted much longer than it was supposed to. One a student and part-time forensic artist, the other the greatest detective in the world. When it ended, both were sure they'd never meet again. But fate had other plans. [Discontinued]

Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Begins after the end of the anime's first season. Some divergence from anime plot, with elements from the manga.

Although Adair didn't know it, he had a fan club. A very impressive fan club. That had two very impressive members, those being the Storm Knight and the Judgment Knight.

AU: Meet Fran. He digs up dead people. A year ago he unwillingly performed a ritual dance at a festival. Now, that forceful partner has come to claim...his wife? BelxFran

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Human beings like Beyond Birthday were never meant to be born with shinigami eyes. When he meets genius NPA detective Yagami Light, he tells him he can change his destructive nature - one he never had a choice in. AU, violent themes. Complete.

Naruto dies at the hands of Sasuke and gets a game over. Then he gets the chance to continue. He ends up being able to respawn as different avatars. I'll try to not get too attached to any one avatar. Based of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto: the Video Game.

Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?

At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.

The Earth had been dying for years. If Harry were a decrepit old man, he would say he could feel it in his bones, but that wasn't exactly accurate for an undying man. Slash.

Ed kept going as if Roy had never spoken. "Mind over matter," he declared stubbornly, stabbing a finger at Mustang. "I just won't eat." "Okay," said Roy, bemused. "Don't."

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Sometimes all happiness takes is a change of circumstances. L/Light, fluffly lemon meringue AU one-shot. Answers- What if Light was a Wammy?

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

She would always be daddy's little girl, and he would always be her hero no matter how much wrong he did.

Roy and Hohenheim have a short chat about Edward, and Roy decides to act on some good advice about his oblivious intended lover.

Roy and Ed are sleeping together, and everyone knows it! Everyone... except for Roy and Ed. :Eventual RoyEd, Humor:

Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark

Ichigo hated to cry, and since his mother's death only one has been allowed to see it.

L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU

A young Itachi's life is screwed over by a series of questions asked by an even younger Sasuke. Warning for Itachi OOC-ness. COMPLETE!

Black clouded the edges of his vision, and Itachi struggled to open his eyes. What if Itachi didn't die? Collection of 28 drabbles. AU. Gen. Complete. Spoilers for chapter 402.

Light has a problem. Light has lots of problems. None of them seem to be going away, despite his best efforts. Redivivus Side Stories.

The Sandaime insists eight year-old Sasuke get therapy. Iruka decides to make him participate in a theater production. So how does this lead to a smash hit musical about how he’s going to kill Itachi? CRACK!

Walls can fall without any warning. Happiness can arrive unexpectedly. Clavicles can lead to love.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.

The most important thing Ryuk learned watching Light Yagami was how to follow the rules to the letter and still break them.

What happens when Colonel Roy Mustang casts off the hidden shackles of restraint and goes after the thing he wants most. . . Roy/Ed. Mature themes.

-"All right, all right, fine! I'll tell you a bloody bedtime story! Once upon a freakin' time...!"- Alphonse learns that asking an explosive Edward, who is royally pissed off at Colonel Roy Mustang, to tell him a bedtime story is not such a good idea ...

Ryuk’s favourite equation. It means the death of boredom, the only death that actually matters. Gift fic for Computerfreak101

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

After Voldemort is defeated, Harry finds himself pulled into another dimension where Neville is the bwl and Harry is a… Hufflepuff? AU.

Light picked up a notebook, and was disgusted. The rules in that notebook were far too constricting for it to be of any use. So, he picked up a pen and changed them before he began to write...

UraIchi -Yaoi- Kisuke knew there were a few things you just didn’t do. One of them was falling for your friend’s son. But Ichigo doesn’t care what people believe is best for him. Nothing else mattered when his mind was made up.

Not in every universe does Ichigo choose Soul Society in favor of the real world. He was happy when he died at 121. Now its time to remember why everything seems so familiar in the afterlife.

Yagami Raito's sheltered life gets torn away from him at the age of thirteen. He'll do anything to achieve his revenge, but will he become the equal partner or the enemy of the man he vouched to take revenge on? Light/L. Near,Mello,Matt,BB.

Every important lesson Azula ever learned had been by playing with her toys.

Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school

There was a reason why Konoha's clans tried to keep their children from reaching Genin status before their twelfth birthday, a Genin is an adult in the eyes of the law. Now Uchiha Fugaku is left to regret sending his heir off to the Academy ahead of time.

Hawkeye and Mustang should be together, or so Edward believes. With Havoc he's going to help make it happen. However both Roy and Riza have different ideas. Chapter 7: Introspections and Intentions.

It's January, and Central City is freezing. The Military Headquarters has lost its heating, and Colonel Mustang is hiding something from his subordinates.

It was a cycle; she was cursed to be reborn with her memories after every death. The only things constant were the promises of lunch, death, and Sesshoumaru.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

AU:Slash HPxover. What's a wizard to do? After being expelled for killing Quirrell and dealing with an, at time's, debilitating eye condition, does Harry have any choice but to follow this blonde man? MentorYondy, MeanKashifor a while, MeanUchiha's.

There is something of the lion in Edward Elric. Something that goes deeper than his tawny mane and predatory golden eyes.' Roy Mustang is an observant man, but he is not the one with lion's eyes. Hinted EdxRoy.

He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.

Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

AU Sometimes life is the question and death is the answer. Raito never understood life until he met death. Eventual L x Raito.

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

He is not a saint. He is not God. Even his sense of justice is skewed. After all, how can Kira rationalize his use of the Death Note when he himself is nothing but a common criminal? A member of the yakuza? LxRaito, AU.

HP FMA Crossover: They don't care about equivalence, only prophecy. Traveling in a strange world fighting human monsters in skull masks, Ed plans to show them how the world really works.

He remembered everything. He knows what he had done. But he STILL can’t believe he actually did it… X27 XanxusTsuna. Oneshot, LEMON

Draco Malfoy is a vampire. Harry likes it more than he is willing to admit. This is a dark tale of Draco's vampiric ways. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Now half demon, Naruto has to deal with his life being turned upside down while he lives in the place that made him that way. Naruto also struggles between getting strong to prove himself to the one who saved him, Sesshoumaru and attempting to have a life

Sequel to Violins, Light. When Light regains his Memories, The Game is born. How can L keep himself from playing when the young genius at his side plays so very well? How long until one or both fall, tripped up by their own rules in this battle of Pride?

He shouldn't have asked. He shouldn't have been curious. But who wouldn't want to know why the Potter brat was still alive after a deadly snake bite.

Edward learns something very important on the other side of the Gate. He comes back and tries to teach it to Roy. RoyEd

Harry is getting ready for another year at Hogwarts. Hoping to change the terrible events of his fourth year he throws him self into the action.AU.The continue of HP and the power the dark lord knows not. Read that first!

Roy and Hughes get a laugh from telling Ed what ice cream is made from. [nonyaoi, oneshot, crack fic]

Sasuke's first word...

Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita? Gen-fic.

Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.

Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.

When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.

Ed reminds Mustang that height isn’t the only measurement that matters. [one shot]

Is now HPLV slash,This is Harry's story of his ultimate betrayal to the light and the loss of all his friends, but the finding of something more sacred and possibly as holy as power. Vampire!Harry.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.

What if Harry had been physically abused as a child? How would that have affected his personality and outlook on life?

AU. What if a Muggleborn, a Weasley, and the BoyWhoLived were sorted into Slytherin? Six hours, three desperate children, and a revolution was born.

Harry tired of the pain and misery decides that it´s time to leave the protection of privet drive. But as he´s leaving he gets the surprise of a lifetime.NOT SLASH!AU

Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

Harry is swept away from Hogwarts and finds himself falling into a seductive darkness, yet all he really wants is to go home... SLASH HP/SS