idleIdiothide bio
 Hey there, idleIdiot here, it's great to meet you! I'm a British A-levels student studying in Norfolk, and as such; an amateur writer. Currently, I have only eyes for RWBY fanfics on this site but - like most others here - I plan to use those as a stepping stone to try to hone my skills to properly pursue story writing. As such I have little meaningful experience in the writing so hopefully this will provide me as much insight as any. I'm a fan of multiple shows, such as Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Top Gear (the Chris Evans one is cancer btw), especially Red vs Blue, and a few others - I fear such humour will creep into my work as I continue. But as for any animes: well I might get round to it. At the moment, I remain in the thrall of EPQ, NEAs and relentless A level work, as well as actual work so I can upgrade my PC and continue to procrastinate on the Witcher series, so I doubt I'll be uploading or improving any of my stories on here rn... |
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Intensive Counseling by SpookyNooodle reviews
Based on Coeur's fic 'Professor Arc'; Yang finds some special dust that eliminates some of our favorite school counselor's inhibition. Rated M for shameless smut and lemons. Cover is exvnir's "Spectacle(s)"
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,789 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 6/16/2018 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Glynda G., Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7783 - Favs: 7,386 - Follows: 6,858 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Her Guard Dog: Warning, thanks to Volume 4, this is all non-canon by Butterfly Crown reviews
If Cinder does not return after the events of "The End of the Beginning", then what happens to Emerald and Mercury? Their queen and mentor gave specific instructions to Mercury when he became a part of her retinue. 1) He is to safegaurd her intrests. 2) Emerald is in charge when she is away. 3) If he harms or allows her student to be harmed in any way at all, it will be his head.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,857 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 6/3/2016 - Mercury B., Emerald S.
Stress Relief by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,862 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Fun in the SSSN by BranwenOSV reviews
Neptune is afraid of the water. Scarlet hates the feel of sand. Sage doesn't have a girlfriend. Sun plans to mess with...I mean, help his teammates become cool on the Beacon teams' day at the beach. (r/RWBY MonCon entry) (Non-canon goofiness)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Sun W., Team SSSN - Complete
Stay by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Post Volume 3. Half a year has passed since the 'Battle of Beacon'. How does the world continue after all that has happened? What's left after everything has been swept away?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,680 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/14/2016 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Weiss S., Jaune A.
Let Them Eat Cake by Blacksteel1 reviews
The Widowmaker makes cake.
Overwatch - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Amélie L./Widowmaker
Professor Arc: Staffroom Chronicles by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,107 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A., P. Port
Mercury's Foot Was Out Of Place by Psyga315 reviews
A One-shot taking place after Volume 3, Episode 9. As the Grimm invade the Kingdom of Vale, Emerald takes the time to call out Mercury over his fight with Ruby.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Cinder F., Mercury B., Emerald S. - Complete
The Many Escapades of Mercury and Emerald by ASouthernRussian reviews
Mercury and Emerald don't pretend to be good people - they're not even that good of friends to each other - and yet the mercenary and the thief are completely inseparable in their wacky, stupid, and numerous adventures throughout Vale and Beacon.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Mercury B., Emerald S.
Love Is A Joke Without The Punchline by Deja Pudding-head reviews
Emerald is starting to realize the feelings she might have for her partner, Mercury, though it's hard for her to make of his intentions or what exactly he wants. Emerald endures the torture of trying to find out the specifics.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Mercury B., Emerald S.
Sharing by Lucky Lilliana reviews
Yang wants Ruby to share Jaune, but Ruby isn't too keen on the idea. Rated T because it's not explicit enough to warrant an M in my opinion.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,347 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Jaune A., Pyrrha N. - Complete