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I can read and write Greek, though less fluently than I would wish. I speak a little Chinese, and am learning French. My mothertounge, however, is English. American English. People think I'm Hawaiian, but I'm not. I'm Greek and Chinese. And since my teacher told me back in first grade never to start sentences with 'and,' I have decided to defy her stupid rules. The English Language was never meant to be boxed in. It's called creative licence, all you closed-minded people. mrrp :) |
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The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Crazy by KissingFire reviews
Clary never considered herself crazy. But when she finally gets shipped off to an asylum, full of psychos who want to kill her, Clary needs to learn how to survive, and how to avoid the gorgeous, yet insane, pyro. M for some violence and language. OOC&AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,132 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Black Sunrise by raybabiieex3 reviews
I didn't want to be that person anymore. I didn't want to cut myself. I didn't want to starve myself to be skinny. I just to be healthy again. AU/AH/CP/OOC/Language/Rape/Cutting. Full sum inside. Complete with epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,396 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sherlock: Needed by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Mycroft Holmes tries to kill himself with an overdose of cocaine, leaving everybody in his life to question why. But only one person gets the answer. See warnings inside. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,857 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
Of Cuts And Pills by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Unexpected by KissingFire reviews
He was always her protective older stepbrother, the only person she told anything. She was always his adorable little stepsister, the only person he genuinely cared about. The sudden attraction, after all those years, is unexpected.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,967 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Her Protector, His Angel by KissingFire reviews
AH/AU/OOC. After seeing the redhead at an art museum, Jace begins to feel hope for the first time in years. After being rescued by the blonde, Clary sees him as a hero, not the monster he thinks he is. Rated M. See inside why.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 108 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Favorite Quotes by XNevva WinterX reviews
My favorite Pendragon quotes from all the books. SPOILERS!
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2011
Love In The Elevator by KissingFire reviews
One-shot. Two strangers get stuck in an elevator together; A cold workaholic and a girl with claustrophobia. T for swearing.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete