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Facebook Friends by GreenPuma reviews
Bella is shocked when her sexy but standoffish lab partner, Edward, friends her on Facebook. Will Alice, convince her to accept Edward's friend request? Or will she write it off as a prank of the conceited, spoiled rich kid she knows him to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3725 - Favs: 5,164 - Follows: 3,565 - Updated: 10/9/2018 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Run by madcowre reviews
Edward is a fugitive on the run. A misunderstanding causes Bella to join him. She's angry that she's been taken from her perfect life. He's angry that he has to run with a woman who annoys him no end. They don't get on, but can it lead to something more?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2579 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 1,909 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fanfiction writer Bella finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor. She thinks he's just a player. He thinks she's a little odd. But you can't judge a book by its cover. And just wait until Bella discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. An AH romantic comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 479,535 - Reviews: 25932 - Favs: 7,168 - Follows: 6,822 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'll Be Better When I'm Older by ljlewis2 reviews
Draco is transported to the future and receives the shock of his life. Could he really find everything he needs in Hermione? PLEASE R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 2,398 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Quiet Girl by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Bella's a tough cookie who doesn't speak. Edward's a shy geeky guy living in the shadow of his loud, outgoing brother, Emmett. Everyone's attempts to get Bella to talk fail, until she takes an interest in Edward's quiet nature. Sparks fly in the silence! Re-written
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 97,314 - Reviews: 4001 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meus Contraho by Curiositykils reviews
My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 218,900 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
International Companion by IronGall reviews
Bella and Edward meet at a JFK terminal as they wait for a flight to Johannesburg. A series of unfortunate events leave Bella stranded without money or a passport and only a stranger's number. Bella reaches out to Edward and so it begins... summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,533 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Becoming Mrs Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 106,560 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Your Hour of Need by Vanjalina reviews
DH EWE. Minor AU. Hogwarts. How do you go back to a normal life when people treat you like a saint? Or as despicable Death Eater scum? Features a nightmarish owl, the Dark Arts, a lot of letters, bickering and random cuteness. Occasional coffee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,977 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Take It With Two Sugars and a Kiss by CaptainFlamingoPants reviews
Draco ran off to muggle Australia in an attempt to escape his past and the media. What will happen when a certain Hermione Granger enters the very cafe he works at and back into his life? A story of romance, Ministry for Magic elections and intrigue. Dramione. Post-Hogwarts. Suggested themes and occasional profanities.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,506 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Spy by gnrkrystle reviews
Hermione is hand picked by Dumbledore to be the Order liaison for Draco when he decides to be a Spy for the Order in their 6th year. Read to find out more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,676 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6090 - Favs: 14,395 - Follows: 5,034 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6726 - Favs: 5,170 - Follows: 4,941 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Caught in His Net by prtsrxmyNiceSox reviews
When Hermione meets a mysterious stranger online, she's a bit leery at first. Who wouldn't be? But as she gets to know him she realizes.. there's something to him that she can't put her finger on. Sequel In Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,917 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
DRamione Untitled by harrypotterfreak53 reviews
Hermione and Draco are forced to work together as Head Boy and Girl and they hate each other, obviously, but when Draco goes through a mental break down, who will be there to help? :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,618 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alexandra by Gallopin' Gorgons reviews
After restoring her parents memories, Hermione finds out she isn't who she always believed to be. However, she decides not to let this new development affect her live at all. Problem is, life does seem to happen when you're busy making other plans. Especially, when a charming Draco, a meddling Narcissa and 2 rogue Death Eaters turn it upside down. M for a reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 125,773 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Mountain and The Sea by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,464 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sex and Love: Move Your Eyes Six Inches Up by lezonne reviews
Problems just keep coming don't they? Hermione's trying to keep a smooth steady relationship with Draco, but is he pushing for more? What's his secret? Sequel to Think With Your Head Not Your Dick; rated for same reasons **Photo not mine!**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,260 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Can Make it Through This by slytherinprincess02 reviews
Hermione and Harry knew each other before Hogwarts, and promise to stay friends throughout any drama. What happens if they go to Hogwarts and Hermione gets placed into Slytherin? No bratty Hermione, she is the same as Gryffindor Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,117 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Voodoo That You Do by CajunWitch reviews
Hermione is sick of being a wallflower and completely overhauls her image before returning to Hogwarts for her last year. Draco definitely notices and likes it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 105,178 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,090 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Where it all started by Silverlionessdreamer reviews
Hermione wakes up, in a unfamiliar flat, naked, and discoveres a half naked Draco Malfoy and that she spend the night with him, but she remembers nothing from it. Is Malfoy telling the truth? It is nothing like the ordinary ones!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,970 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Testing Your Tolerance by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
To Draco, Hermione is a stuck-up know it all. To Hermione, Draco is an annoying ferret. Neither one can stand the other. But when they hold a bet that requires them to start dating, things will end in disaster. Or will they? Read and Review! Complete! First fic, quite OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Life Project: The Magic of Music by DominoTyler reviews
Sequel to my "The Life Project" story. Now that Hermione and Draco have taken the role of child, how will Ginny and Blaise handle it? And will Bellatrix escape and seek revenge now that Hermione is in such a helpless state? Read to find out. Disclaimer!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,856 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Blaise Z., Ginny W. - Complete
The Life Project by DominoTyler reviews
Due to coplaints from parents, the sixth and seventh year students are now taught a life class, starting with their Survival Project! They have a house, kids, bills to pay, things to buy...Lots of ships but mainly Draco/Hermione. Enjoy! Disclaimer's here!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dangers of Meddlesome Redheads by frostykitten reviews
Ginny thinks Hermione needs to stop waiting around to be swept off her feet, but when she casts a spell on her friend to help her get that special someone, things don't go exactly as she'd planned... Hermione may just kill her for her meddling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,453 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,679 - Follows: 8,115 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Wedding Date by DramioneFan-38 reviews
Hermione hires an escort for Ron and her cousin Anna's wedding. But who is this escort? Read and Find out. From the movie the Wedding Date with a slight twist into the plot. Read and Review. Edited!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,884 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Child by JamesPotterwasntaseeker reviews
Hermione felt her time was running the closer she got to thirty. She thought she would have been married and on her way to having a family, but she was nowhere close to that goal. So one little advertisement in the Daily Prophet would change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,555 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Learn You Inside Out by wolfpgirl reviews
BxE All Human. She is a college student and reluctant dancer, trying to move on. He is a rebel, a new quarterback with a troubled past. Two unlikely people are brought together, but trials of the present and the darkness of their past may tear them apart
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,199 - Reviews: 2177 - Favs: 3,505 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Travesty of Human Fallibility by evizyt reviews
"You do that for a lot of men, Granger?" He spat, his eyes glittering dangerously. "Return favors?" Irrationality was rising in her like a tide. The street was empty... Anything could happen. HDr. [Note that this story contains my pre-college/feminism/consent is sexy take on certain events]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,701 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
And Ever So Gently, Our Lips Met by CharmMe4You reviews
After the war,schools starts yet again for the two enemies."His electric blue eyes; dark eyes that held secrets; beautiful eyes that told a story when they let their guard down." This is how Draco and Hermione fall in sweet sweet love. Plus a cute Blaise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,634 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Redemption by anondracomalfoy reviews
Hermione works at St. Mungos, and the fourth floor has recently made a discovery and inadvertently retrieved her biggest regret-her lost and seemingly Obliviated husband, Draco Malfoy. Draco is forced to return to her, and strange things begin to occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,246 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling Asleep and Waking UP by ohmydramione reviews
The Sorting Hat thinks of a way to solve inter-house unity. Now Slytherins have to sleep in the Gryffindor Dorms. Hermione Granger finds herself falling asleep in odd places and waking up near, close to, and later on Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,254 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New York Revelation by kalee60 reviews
Hating each other for a lifetime - easy. Being forced to work together - impossible. When Hermione & Draco are sent to New York on a mission, things don't go exactly as planned, and neither had any idea what working closely would eventually reveal...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,125 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 6,262 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5537 - Favs: 7,133 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 4,642 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Past, Present, Future by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
One past night's consequences leads to a complicated and interesting present and future for Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,915 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Unwitting Circumstances by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
A late night visit stirs up events of the past. Where will it lead Draco and Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,101 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Amongst the Living by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Bella a college graduate returns to live with her father. She meets an anxiety ridden Edward. When she tries to help him she learns maybe he's the one really teaching her how to live. AH, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,762 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Painting Knows by frostykitten reviews
"Well, I vote we prove destiny wrong. There's no way we're meant to be together or any nonsense like that," Draco said. Hermione forced a smile, knowing that it probably looked like a grimace. "I second that."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,604 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wish by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
How will a letter to Santa bring two families together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,381 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9363 - Favs: 7,207 - Follows: 3,485 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wicked Angel by DevilishPleasures reviews
I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,618 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Exclusive by mrsaubergine reviews
Edward Masen is a gorgeous politician about to become prime minister of New Zealand. Everybody loves him, but behind the public persona he has a secret desire. Political journalist Bella Swan is determined to find out what it is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,545 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,743 - Follows: 8,702 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachutes by reincarnatedcrazybutterfly reviews
Bella is an angel of death but she hasn't always been. She used to be someone's guardian angel – that is until, that someone turned immortal 108 years ago. A match made in heaven? Or will Death conquer all?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 2,905 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Really, Really by lleighhh reviews
All-human. Slightly OOC. Sequel to "555-1073". We skip an entire year. Everyone is in college. But the thing is, they're all split up. Can they survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,480 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5418 - Favs: 7,205 - Follows: 3,440 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sovereign Fate by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Taking place in 17th century Europe, Princess Isabella faces her fate as her arranged marriage to promiscuous Prince Edward, future King of England. As she resists the inevitable, is she actually running away from the future she always wanted? AH/OC/Lem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,936 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Marriage Most Convenient by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione lost it all when she divorced. Draco would lose it all by age 30 if he didn't marry. Marriage to each other would be perfect, one would even say it was most convenient. Her daughter even looked like him, although, he wondered why that was.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 54 - Words: 183,905 - Reviews: 4544 - Favs: 4,976 - Follows: 1,878 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2745 - Favs: 4,071 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lesson in Love by TheVolturiGirl reviews
Bella's a student teacher, teaching Edward's class. Bella is still not over what happened 7 years ago. What happens when Edward wants to start all over? Canon-pairings. OOC. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
New Moon Tavern by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
Formerly What Happens in Vegas..Edward and Bella have one wild night together. But is Edward ready to give up his playing ways? What happens when he's cut off from his family and forced to work at the bar owned by Bella's family? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,109 - Reviews: 2944 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fourth Quarter by MBella reviews
Edward is the star quarterback. Bella is the coach's daughter. Falling in love is always bittersweet, but what happens after a tragedy tears them apart and then fate throws them together years later?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,638 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 2,221 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8772 - Favs: 5,476 - Follows: 5,128 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Such a Simple Fool by BringMeYourLove reviews
It's like there's two you's; a public you that everyone see's, and a private one, that's stuck, always stuck, forever. All human B&E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 179,285 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Island In The Sun by drotuno reviews
Edward and Bella were friends in high school, but found love just before he went away to college. They haven't seen each other in 6 years. Will the lie she told him change everything when he finds out? Has years of struggle made a change in Bella? AH M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 155,597 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,165 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale reviews
COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,168 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Because I love you by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
Sequel! Edward and Bella are finally together and try to fit in their new lives. What do you live for when you got what you fought for? Lots of old/new faces and new dark secrets that might get Bella in danger.Some jealousy, twists, romance, and drama! AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 198,885 - Reviews: 2165 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When The Right One Comes Along by twilightdoctor reviews
Bella has taken a break from love... Edward is tired of flings and wants his next relationship to be last. What happens when he sees her and he gets a feeling that's she's the one. OCC, AU/AH, Cannon pairings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,563 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Thousand Miles by alwaysandforever.x reviews
Bella has always been in love with her best friend Edward but there's one problem- he's engaged. Somehow, they end up 1000 miles apart and with Alice's guidance, Bella plans to move on. But what happens when Edward realises he's loved Bella all along? AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,860 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Start, Old Habits by Nadey reviews
AH/AU Bella and Edward meet at College, but Bella is keeping a secret from him already. Will Edward work out her secret before she does something stupid? Does Bella even want him to work it out? * Lemons *
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,809 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Defying Gravity by Jenny0719 reviews
Edward Cullen moves to Seattle where he meets and falls in love with Bella Swan. He leaves all of it behind to travel the world, only to find himself lost without Bella. When he returns, he finds that his life is going to change forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,782 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,830 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Very Thought of You by Babette12 reviews
Edward moves to Seattle on the eve of the American Civil War and meets Bella. A typical love story. All canon pairings, AU/AH, rated M for future chapters. Written around the o/s Going to Sleep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 105,699 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Tale of Two Edwards! by kArlITaLUna reviews
An awesome collaboration between XShear and kARLITALUNA. Based loosely on Bridget Jones's Diary. Sex and hiliarty ensue. AU/AH. Full Summary inside! :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 143,296 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slaughter House Five by Stormy1180 reviews
Bella is a journalist for Revolver. She is given her first big assignment is to go on tour with this up and coming band and write about them. Well slowly Bella starts to fall in love with one of them. AH and OOC M for language, intense parts, and lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,973 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homecoming by materialgirl-loz reviews
Bella has been living in Phoenix Arizona for 3 years, after being sent there by her dad. She is now returning to Forks where over the summer she meets Edward.Returning to school she finds him not being what she thought how does she fit back in? OOC/AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,029 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeping with a Monster by SavageWoman reviews
Marie Swan Cook lived in fear of her husband James. After escaping and assuming a new identity as Bella, will she be able to start over again and learn to trust and love another man with the help of her neighbor Edward Masen? AH, OOC, BxE, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,846 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 1,427 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hold It All When I Hold You by itsonlylife12 reviews
Edward is in his third year of college when his sister starts at the same school. What will Edward do when he meets Alice’s beautiful roommates and what kind of crazy trouble will the six get themselves into? All human, first FanFiction, R&R, M for later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,780 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition by Kriskahn reviews
Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,131 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4513 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2816 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Until my dying day by MissRosalie reviews
Rosalie y Emmett humanos son novios de toda la vida. Cuando se casan un terrible accidente cambia sus vidas para siempre, sobre todo la de Rosalie... Humanos & Vampiros RxEm & CxE
Twilight - Rated: M - Spanish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,981 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Next Door Neighbors by edwardandbellabelong2gether reviews
B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 123,682 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Una semana con Nessie by MissRosalie reviews
Nessie está pasando por una etapa muy peculiar... Le da por preguntar y saber de todo lo que ve. Todos arrancan de la casa dejando a Rosalie & Emmett a su cargo. Muchas cosas divertidas... GRACIAS A MI AMIGA AMY POR SUS IDEAS!... Dejen REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Rosalie - Complete
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 3,293 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Protecting Him by twiXlite reviews
Edward is the only son of billionaire Carlisle Cullen. When his life is threatened Edward is sent to live in Forks where he meets some new friends that change his life in ways he never thought possible. But is he safely out of harms way? BxE Canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 159,290 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4451 - Favs: 5,336 - Follows: 3,209 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sex Toy by Oriana de la Rose reviews
Edward Cullen has two jobs: Underwear Model and Personal Toy. Alice hires him to be the Stripper at Bella's 20th birthday party and Bella's attraction to him is instant. Then she finds out that he's her new Toy. Now Edward has a new Mistress to please...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,171 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 3,159 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,589 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Carry Your Heart With Me by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU, AH, pre-Twilight. Bella volunteers to give Renee some alone time with her new boyfriend and spend the summer in Forks. She doesn’t count on meeting Edward, the sexy and soulful musician. A one-shot written for the Summer SmutDown.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,955 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3141 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11744 - Favs: 8,827 - Follows: 2,717 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Tutor or Torture by SmileBright reviews
All human. Bella, angel-child, has to tutor Edward. Edward is difficult, he's a druggie, and has a screwed up past. Can they set aside their differences and be friends? Or more? Rated: M for kinda coarse language and kinda adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,983 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Edward by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,000 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Where There's a Will by grangerinvestigations reviews
Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,358 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Random act of Supidity by NaughtypastryChef reviews
Five vampires and one human play a movie quote game, first one to laugh loses. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Physical Encounter by wolfpgirl reviews
Bella is a college student who, of course, has an accident and now gets to go to physical therapy. What she finds there will change her life forever. All human traditional pairings, heavy on the BxE. College experiences aplenty! Sweet, romantic edward....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,734 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Again by kArlITaLUna reviews
My entry for the "DIRTY TALKING EDWARD CONTEST." Edward learns that Bella doesn't want him to hold back. Details for the contest inside :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2008 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 11,302 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragonfly on the Wall by Isiss2868 reviews
The war is over, but life isn't what Hermione expected it to be. With Harry and Ginny's wedding and Ron's love of the limelight, who is going to help her realize that love is what makes life worth living...DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,845 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair, Again by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Sequel/An Unlikely Pair/They were married for two weeks & were to spend the weekend at their parent's. Crazy, to date one day, & then marry the next, since they were such an unlikely pair. He was rich & pureblood. She, Muggle-born. It was love, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 114,202 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forever and Always by muggleinlove reviews
Sequel to Serendipity. Picks up a few days after that one ends. Follows Edward's and Bella's journey. All Human, and Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 71,110 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 1,842 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Serendipity by muggleinlove reviews
Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,574 - Reviews: 2269 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Regret to Belong by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Trapped between the Muggle and Magic world, Hermione has never felt like she belonged. A painful childhood & recent divorce confirms her feelings. Draco wants to help her see that she does belong, in both places, and also to him. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,392 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ordinary People by inadaze22 reviews
“Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I’ve ever wanted...It’s always been you.” Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames. Being re-written.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 144,343 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Griffin and the Dragon by Lizard23 reviews
Reeling after the loss of one of her closest friends, Hermione continues in her search for the remaining Horcruxes. An unlikely ally arises from the dust as the final battle looms ominously ahead. HGDM. AU to Deathly Hallows. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,086 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not just any old bet by My Dusty reviews
When a group of 7th year Slytherins get together making bets, the possibilities are endless...rated M for future chapters...DMHG...Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,268 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Make Me Forget His Name by jmalfoy reviews
Tired of her husband being unfaithful, Hermione turns to the arms of the least likely person… her one time enemy and her husband's best friend. Sometimes remembering the person who has loved you most is the hardest thing to do. HGDM. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 122,753 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 1,014 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Parents Too Young by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3225 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love's Potion by lolagirl reviews
Hermione and Draco are alone on Valentine's Day, and someone has spiked the butterbeer with a love potion. Chaos ensues. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Peace by guilty until proven innocent reviews
COMPLETE! When Draco looked at the unemployed list, a name caught his eye. Hermione Granger. She had no job... and he had just the one for her. She was going to be a nanny for his spoiled kids. This was going to be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,564 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Misunderstanding by redflower reviews
When Hermione’s mother misinterprets a meeting between her daughter and Draco Malfoy, Hermione decides to continue the façade, rather than break her mother’s heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Remember When It Rained by Kathea reviews
Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,581 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 10/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3340 - Favs: 5,280 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life as a Film by Atellix reviews
COMPLETE- DracoHermione fic- Draco falls in love with a mystery movie-quoting girl from the train. What he doesn't know is that it's really Hermione! Full of movies lines and your favorite characters, plus a few more! R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,227 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete