IvyCresenthide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. Hello my pen name is Ivy Cresent but by now I go by it in real life too. I am also on archive of our own under the pen name Silver_Ivy there are some stories over there that are not here due to smut. I am Obviously a Harry Potter fan. With authors notes I try to keep them short and skippable, if there is anything important I will put it at the beginning, the one at the end will basically say thanks for reading, thank betas (all that nonsense) and possibly say something interesting, or clarifying about the chapter. My stories. A God In Training: A completely OP Harry Potter goes to Hogwarts and becomes obsessed with Draco Malfoy. Is posted on here and on archive of our own. Abandoned. Custos Vitae: Harry preforms a ritual to give his friends protection at the cost of his own life (in about two years). While slowly dying he is captured by Voldemort. Is posted on archive of our own and on Hiatus. A Crucio a Day: Harry keeps getting weird dreams about a Voldemort who gets off on pain and submission. Is very smutty and sadistic. Is posted on archive of our own and is currently updating. A fools deal: Harry hasn’t felt a thing all summer after Sirius’s death. He decides that Draco Malfoy might be able to snap him out of his haze. Is posted on archive of our own, may or may not be abandoned but all updates will be very sporadic. Hmm what to say...have three cats and one dog and can unicycle. Anyways you probably won’t learn much from reading this, go read one of my stories instead as they are more interesting. | |||||||
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The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 5,270 - Follows: 5,733 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry The HufflePuff 4 by BajaB reviews
Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,692 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,548 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 9/6/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018
Through The Looking Glass by James Spookie reviews
Dumbledore believes he's found the answer to how to end the war with Lord Voldemort by pulling a warrior from another dimension. Reworking of my original story of the same title.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,247 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 2,322 - Updated: 8/24/2018 - Published: 4/28/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
The Case of the Man Who Was Wanted by MyDearLadyDisdain reviews
After an inexplicable case in Surrey, Sherlock is after the strangest criminal he's ever encountered: a mass murderer, that has eluded the authorities for almost 14 years. Unfortunately, Sherlock Holmes is the only one that can see right away that this Harry Potter character is completely innocent. And hang on, is that tea set floating? (Harry/Sherlock)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,093 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 2,699 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W.
Voldemort Goes Back To School by KisaraP reviews
Slash! This story replaces the Half-Blood Prince: What happens if Voldemort disguises himself as a transfer student to gain access to Hogwarts in order to kill Harry Potter? Well, I'll give you a hint: It leads to consequences that not even Dumbledore foresaw! This story has a very original plot that has not ever been seen before. Yes, really. (Light!Harry) (Sub!Voldie) (Mpreg).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 216,585 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/15/2016 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Draco M.
Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 218,697 - Reviews: 8545 - Favs: 14,031 - Follows: 17,358 - Updated: 8/20/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3586 - Favs: 10,158 - Follows: 11,977 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Mirrored by brainstorm1001 reviews
What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,906 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,749 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Chaos Theory by Tessa Crowley reviews
Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Sex on Legs in Six-Inch Heels by Tessa Crowley reviews
Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 2,719 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Victory Day by WhiteWave14 reviews
Harry grew up in a Rebel camp with Sirius after Voldemort's triumph over Wizarding Britain. Burdened by the Prophecy, he begins to doubt the Rebels' morals and slowly gets caught in his fascination for a certain Dark Lord. AU. Slow-paced slash, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 301,376 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
In Somno Veritas by Ansketil and Lilacs reviews
"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 163,363 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Some Other Beginning's End by BelovedShadow reviews
Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,755 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 719 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,599 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 4,284 - Follows: 4,851 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Voldemort's Failsafe by FalconLux reviews
ABANDONED; FREE FOR ADOPTION: TOMIONE! When Hermione is captured at Malfoy Manor, she does not escape with the boys. What happens when Voldemort arrives? What happens if he finds something unexpected in Hermione? This will be a time-travel fic. Eventually. Rated M for a reason. Torture, murder, sexual themes, other adult themes, adult language. All the good stuff!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,805 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 4,802 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14432 - Favs: 21,952 - Follows: 8,819 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10983 - Favs: 19,474 - Follows: 6,416 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Figments Forever by nat rulz reviews
Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,101 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,909 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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Custos Vitae
Voldemort has captured Harry Potter. But that doesn't really matter because Harry is dying anyways and his friends will be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2018
A god in training reviews
The wizarding world was expecting Harry Potter to be the powerful beacon of the light, reckless and Gryffindor. True he is reckless, and arguably a Gryffindor but nobody expected him to be insane, more powerful than Merlin or borderline obsessed with Draco Malfoy. And does anyone know what is going on with Harry Potter and Death?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,241 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 11/7/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Ron W.]
A dimensional study reviews
An overpowered Harry Potter travelers to different dimensions and causes trouble. A companion piece to A God In Training
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2018 - Published: 1/31/2018
Before Epiphany reviews
Welcome to Aeaea. Our pitiful heroine, Hermione Potter, has been shipwrecked. What shall she do now that her beloved brother Harry Potter is dead, can she just throw herself back into the sea to be with him forever? Neigh she must march on, on to seek employment from local count, Lord Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Fleur D.