"I'm Quickbeam with the masterplan / I'm Bombadil with the mic in my hand / We're Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land / And we'll rock this joint with our hobbit band."
~From Lords of the Rhymes, a rap group that sings about The Lord of the Rings.
The joke?
We're not joking.
See?

BY THE WAY - - *a warning*
In all of our "stories" we are joking. We do not usually write such terrible things... only to alarm people. We are all, actually, quite talented writers; we just don't post those here.
Remember:
THESE ARE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY AND DO NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL VIEWS OF THE ALL HOLY SMARTNESS!
...many of these pairings were drawn from a hat and were too hilarious to let go. *sigh* and people think we like Elrond/Treebeard...