Konnichiwa minna! Guess who's here? The famous, well known writer who wrote a story called Namimori High School! Miko!

"Err, I've never heard about you before."

-Collapses and dies-

Skip the introduction.

It sounds pretty stupid.

No, stop laughing. You are making me embarrassed.

Heard me? I told you to stop laughing.

Forget it.

By the way, in case you haven't heard of me, I'm Miko. Miko. MIKO... 8D -Possesses your mind-

Got whacked* ...So yeah. I don't know what to talk about. I know. I seem boring. -Turns to one corner and cries- I lead such a miserable life.

Got whacked the second time* ...I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT OKAY?!

Please, talk to me so I won't sound like I'm talking to myself.

Why not? Just TALK TO THE SCREEN.

B| ...Forget it. Then I'll further introduce myself. I'm Miko (Did I say that before?) and... guess my age~!

Can I give you a clue? 1+4=?

And there you have it

...I really lead such a horrible life, being ignored by you guys... I'm telling you to chat with me so TALK TO THE SCREEN!

Jeez. Forget it. I know you don't like me.

Even if you're not going to listen, I'm going to force you to.

Hey hey, my name is Mi--

"YOU SAID THAT BEFORE!!!"

...Oh. Then my age is--

"You sure have a short term memory. -.-"

Oh, you mean I said that before?

"WHAT WOULD I HAVE MEANT?!"

... Okay okay. I get it. Don't be too mean to me. QwQ

...I'm bored talking to myself. *Whacked*

H-hey hey! I'm being serious this time.

Dead serious.

I'm going to ask you dead serious questions now.

YOU! -Points- YOU! YOU WATCH KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN RIGHT?

Whacked*

Do you? QAQ

Who's your favorite character? Who who who? -Chanting song-

Tsuna? Gokudera? Yamamoto? Ryohei? Hibari? Chrome? Mukuro? Lambo? Levi? Lussuria? Gianinni?

Got whacked* Yes, indeed, I'm being mean, so stop hitting me okay? I can't help it... Q^Q

I'll tell you my top three favorite characters for Katekyo Hitman Reborn...

1.) TAKESHI YAMAMOTO!!! 8D *Whacked*

2.) Chrome Dokuro!!! X3

3.) Mukuro-nii-chan~ =w=

Well, it's kind of predictable once you know what I like.

I mean, I have multi personalities. My personalities kind of matched theirs, you see. Especially my happy and optimistic personality, can you tell? TAKESHI YAMAMOTO!!! *Got whacked twice*

Read this three sentences and learn.

"I. Am. An. Outgoing. Fun-loving. Crazy. Retarded. Girl.

I. Am. A. Quiet. Well. Behaved. Shy. Girl.

I. Am. A. Sarcastic. Sadistic. Girl."

I am telling you the truth. I AM an outgoing, fun girl. It depends on my mood, really. When I am with good friends or people who don't mind me, I am always outgoing and fun around them, amusing them, entertaining them :D. But when I am with my bestest friends, I go crazy and retarded, running around with them... :'D And sometimes, you might even spot us hanging high above the ground

Well? I'm just like TAKESHI YAMAMOTO :'D

I am telling you the truth. I AM a quiet and well behaved girl. Once again, it just depends on the mood I'm in. When I am with strangers, teachers, or people whom I don't really talk to, I am rather shy, I don't really like to talk.

Well? I'm just like DOKURO CHROME :'D

HOWEVER

I am not always so shy nor so outgoing. I am telling you the truth. I AM a sarcastic, sadistic girl. Whenever I am with my ENEMIES, and when they dare to argue with me, I ARGUE BACK. I defeat their vulgarities with my sarcastic yet calm words. My motto: SPEAK UNTIL YOU ARE SPEECHLESS. XD I can be shy, well-mannered, quiet, crazy, fun-loving, retarded, outgoing, blah blah blah... But if you reached my limit, you are NO MORE. Argue with me and you deserve the consequences. Then don't cry to your mum and said that I won you over a smart talk. Why ask why when you know you are going to get a sarcastic answer? Hanging out with me is always the happiest thing, but arguing with me is the worst thing. Beware of your languages, if you get defeaten, don't say I didn't warn you. Oh, and whenever I argue, I look and stay calm, my key to agitate you more :)