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Hey! Jacob here! :) There is a lot to tell u bout mehself. I am 11 yrs old and am in 7th grade. I know why your thinking, I seem young. Thats because in the middle of 5th grade, I skip into 6th grade! :) My favorite colors are yellow and blue. I LUV 2 play Xbox. I have a dog named Felix. This may seem strange, bu my signature hair-do is a Mohawk straight down the middle! XD That's about it :)

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed...

My name is Tiffany I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is tiffany I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me And you can help Sickens me top the soul, And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) (¸.•´ (¸.•(´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

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Older, Wiser, and Sexier than Ever by JessTheObsessed reviews
A sequel to "A Change in Plans"! See how the kids have grown, and read as the drama goes on! Suck at summaries, but you guys liked the 1st story a lot so I made a second one!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Dumb ways to die: Dylan style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, it has something for all the family.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
Lose Yourself by Mollypolly55 reviews
"When I was three, my mom died... And two years later, my dad had a bad day at work, I guess. That was the first day he hit me. Hitting turned into mental abuse. And I guess he got off on that. Because when I was ten... he started touching me." And OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Coffee Break by tawniee reviews
A random urge for coffee introduces Kendall to his first love since his last one.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 57,366 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kendall
Harry Potter and the American Rockstar by redtears85 reviews
Hogwarts hosts to American students for that year. Harry meets Serena Skylar, the vocalists of a popular local band, and Harry's seventh year is chalked full of mischeif, love, and music. Rated R for language, sexual content and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,719 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P.