Personal Crap.

My name is Megan, i like to write and draw and i have a profile on deviantart.com here's a link for those who are interested

Things i copy and paste.••) .•) .•.•) .•)
(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...
BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END
THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices:
1)Repost and show you care
2)Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you

totally (yes i said totaly) explains me

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself beter with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

-PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, Secret Memory, Faith, Sam, Witchy Rain Girl, Danforth'sChild, DeadPoet0712, Mam'zelleCombeferre, oLabyrintho, ElizabethSnow17, Mindcaster15, The Hunter of Artemis, KoreanGal5, megan1000

If you want to learn Japenese copy/paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Whistlesong of Icefang, Frost Fire, Tsukihime nee, KoreanGal5, megan1000

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

You've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is way better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If your favorite character in Naruto is Hinata, copy and post this onto your profile.

If you love crossovers, copy and post this onto your profile.

If you have many ideas, but become too lazy to write them, copy and post this onto your profile.

If you have lots of ideas but never find time to write/type them, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish you had enough time to write/type your ideas, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a long profile, copy and post this onto your profile to make it longer. =D

If you are sorry for having a long profile, copy this onto your profile. (Sorry for making it longer...)

Twisted Nursery Rhymes:

Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the Kings horses and all the Kings men... had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!

Georgy Porgy, Pudding and Pie, kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play... he kissed them too cuz he was gay!

Mary had a little Lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two hunks of bread!

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat took a piddle, all over the bedside clock. Oh, what fun the dog did have... then died of electric shock.

Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder where you're at. Up above the world you fly... like a tea tray in the sky.

It's raining, it's pouring. Oh snap! It's global warming!

Mary had a little Lamb, it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse, and turned it's wool to nylon.

Little boy blew... he needed the money.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, and planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass, now two of his teeth are missing.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so he could lick her fanny, Jack got a shock and a mouth full of !@#&, cause Jill's real name was Danny!

Hush little baby, don't say a word

Momma's gonna buy you a mocking bird
And if that mocking bird don't sing
Momma's gonna deep fry that thing...

pick up lines and come back

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: What do I have to give you for one kiss?
Woman: Chloroform

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet

Woman: Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date

Woman: 100,000 sperm to choose from, and you were the fastest

man (my biology teacher told my class this one): If i was an enzyme i would be helocase so i can unzip your jeans

I can read this!!!!!!!!!!!! rlealy eisaly to

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Updates

I am working on 3 story's named Nevil's Mishap, first encounters, and Awkward Love, please check them out if you got time . The fourth chapter should be up soon for Nevil's Mishap, how exciting!!!

I update a new chapter for First Encounters every Sunday with college permitting. So please read it and tell me how it is. And remember the more reviews i get the the more consistently i will update.

Okay the last thing i want to say is that i am planning to redue my other stories; I've reread them and noticed a lot of mistakes that i shouldn't be making. But i got to just remind myself we're all human and just correct the mistakes. So please R&R my stories!!!