Hi. I am a burnt sugar cookie. I was over-baked for about three minutes and as a result, am coffee-ground brown around the edges. Now, don't think I'm that different from any normal cookie. I'm still 75 percent flour, 10 percent butter, 10 percent sugar, and 5 percent epicness. I just might taste a bit bitter and could potentially give you cancer. Other than that though, I am perfectly normal.

But GUESS WHAT?? I'm NOT ACTUALLY A BURNT SUGAR COOKIE. In fact, I am (apparently) 98 percent sane and human. I tricked you there didn't I? Yeah, my psychiatrist was surprised at first too.

But seriously, I’m really just another obnoxious teen writing about whatever comes to her mind. So you might just want to ignore me.

- BSC (Formerly known as Once Upon a Flying Saucer)

Favourite Books/Series:

Harry Potter Series, Artemis Fowl Series, The Year of Secret Assignments, Mara Daughter of the Nile, House of the Scorpion, His Dark Materials, Sorcery and Cecilia, Silverwing Trilogy, The Enchanted Forest Series and many more I can't really think of at the moment...

Copy and Paste:

87 percent of people will believe in a statement simply because there is a percentage in it.

English Nerd Stuff (Because capitalization, grammar, spelling and punctuation ARE important):

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

- Mark Twain

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours?

Gloria

Dear John,

I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people, who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men, I yearn. For you, I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy. Will you let me be?

Yours, Gloria

- Anonymous

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. (a grammatically correct sentence)

Eye halve a spelling check her;
It came with my pea sea.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye kin knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.

-Excerpt from "Owed to a Spelling Checker" by Jerrold H Zar

Quotes:

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr Suess

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality i accept.
- Calvin and Hobbes

Don't take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

The more you study, the more you learn.
The more you learn, the more you remember.
The more you remember, the more you forget.
So why study?
- Anonymous

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months
- Oscar Wilde

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
- Buddha

Good Grades, Social Life, Enough Sleep. Pick two.
- Unknown

Stuff I Like:

Fresh, unwrinkled paper; The smell of coffee; Blankets, Ultra thin pens; Raindrop racing; Fonts, Sketches done in less than 10 minutes that turn out great; The tingling feeling you get after reading something good; Small glass beads; Chocolate cookies; Sugar cookies; Fortune Cookies; Perfectly straight lines; Small surprises; Early dismissals

Pet Peeves:

People who complain for NO REASON; Twilight, Paper-clip man; the sound your neck makes when you turn it unexpectedly; Twilight fans; the word synopsis (I know, I'm a hypocrite); books with good blurbs that turn out bad; good books with bad blurbs that deter you from reading; knock knock jokes; gel pens that dry out; pencils lighter than HB; cold feet; cold hands; typing with cold hands; typing with cold feet; yellow food (bananas, egg yolk, etc); The taste of coffee; Cute erasers that don't work