HavokTheorem
 You can call me Frank. (Thats my name.) I created a fanfiction accout so I could review Eldunari by wildskysong, and ohmyGuntera its liek the best fanfic eva. Just hit 'I'm feeling lucky' on google with Eldunari in your bar. Love the lord of the rings movies. Even though i love reading i find the books painful to read. Read eragon about 5 times now. Eldest 4. Brisingr 3 times. Now i'm starting to think Christopher Paolini isn't that awesome. (just a bit too corny in some places, and the Ancient Language needs to be scrapped and rewritten.) Read Twilight series once. Loved it. Got the series for my birthday. Havent read new moon since. It just lost its appeal. Went to the Warehouse (its like Walmart in New Zealand) and saw CHERUB on sale. Bought The Recruit and finished it in 1 day. Now im burning through the rest of the series. Love it. I read the whole Artemis Fowl series in about 2 weeks. Was fun, spent most of the time lounging in a washing machine box (more comfortable than it sounds). The Children of the Lamp series was devoured by my eyes at 2 days a book. love how PB Kerr slags off pretty much every ethnicity. Read The hatchet when i was much younger. Great book, forgot what the sequel is called. Deltora Quest 1 (Forests of Silence, Lake of Tears, City of the Rats, Shifting Sands, Dread Mountain, Maze of the Beast, The Valley of the Lost) by Emily Rodda is awesome. Deltora Quest 2 (The Cavern of Fear, the Isle of Illusion, The Shadowlands) is even better. Deltora Quest 3 (Dragon's Nest, Shadowgate, Isle of the Dead, Sister of the South) probably the best. So long since i read them i forgot most of it. By chance, when I was about 8 or 9, my parents pushed me to start reading. I picked a random book off the shelf of the bookstore, doubting it would be good. The cover art was awesome, since it holographically moves. i loved them, bought all the first series, and loaned out the 2nd and 3rd. In summary, this is my personal best read list: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer (Moderately mature) Children of the Lamp - P.B. Kerr (Great for all) Deltora Quest series 1, 2, and 3 - Emily Rodda (It's a whole different story depending on your age IMO) Inheritance Cycle - Christopher Paolini (Gets worst the more times you read it) The Hatchet - Gary Paulsen (Read it a long time ago, really cool story) Twilight Saga - Stephenie Meyer (As long as you dont mind how much of a screwup Bella is, and how she fails at life in every conceivable manner) CHERUB series - Robert Muchamore (It doesnt lie when it says not suitable for younger readers) (Non comprehensive, purely personal preference. Book order is irrelevant to quality of material) Copy & paste this if you think you know your friends: FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter |
