How the hell did you get here? Never mind.

I'm not a fan of long profiles and all this copy/paste shit. So let's end this quickly.

Things I like: music, cartoons, animu, Harry Potter, Mickey Mouse, genderbending, moe anthropomorphism, emoticons, books, blood and gore, random insanity, parodies, fruit, chocolate, video games, shiny things, Youtube Poop, fractal art, photography, procrastinating, science fiction films, crappy stick figure animations and weird conspiration theories.

Things I don't really like: sparkly vampires, whiny bitches, fantards, people who 7yp3 lyk dis, stereotypes, chain mails, emos, attention whores, one-word reviews (if you don't have anything to say, then don't say it!), along with review beggers.

I also pair characters like crazy, not because I'm lonely, but because I'm a sexually frustrated nerd. I like yuri and hetero pairings, and only canon yaoi. I don't hate yaoi at all, I just think it's overrated. Sometimes I ship yaoi for the lulz (Jacob/Edward FTW!)

4chan/tumblr = One True Pairing. SHIP IT OR DIE!

You don't need to tell me I'm fucked up, I already know that. I'm also a hypocrite, a lazy bastard and an overall bitch. And I fucking curse a lot.

Je parle français aussi! ^_^

Now all abroad the failboat because I said so. OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE!

Thank you for visiting!