*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H

Sookie Stackhouse is a telepathic New York socialite. When business and fate cause her to encounter one Eric Northman, cutthroat businessman and vampire, the world she knows comes tumbling down. AU E/S. M for content in later chapters.

In Season One, Bill has to go to a tribunal for staking Longshadow to save Sookie. What if the Magister had required Sookie to attend the tribunal in Season One?

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

Post Dead & Gone, Sookie has several big surprises while Eric gathers his forces.

Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.

Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

One angry washed up actor, one idealistic new director, both former child stars taking on Hollywood, and each other, all over again. Tension, Tantrums, and Tabloids await them both. A/U.

Eric Northman wakes up with a bullet hole in his back and no memory of who he is or what happened. As Sookie tries to help him find out they quickly discover someone is trying to kill them both. AH/AU

Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance

AU/OOC - What if Sookie only met Eric once and Bill was able to follow through and deliver her to the Queen. What happens years later when Sookie has full use of her Fae powers.

When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings

Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.

Eric and Sookie are newlyweds, looking for a fresh start, but will they be able to conquer the 'ghosts' of their not so distant pasts? AH/AU

Eric takes a trip to Vegas, but when Sookie follows him...love, betrayal, sacrifice, and a hint of lemon

Canon/AU: Instead of being saved in DAG, Sookie disappeared from Eric's life, but continued to haunt his dreams. Thirty years later, he starts to realize what it all means.

The story picks up seconds after "Dead in the Family" It provides both Eric's and Sookie's POV. It provides my view on the heart and mind of everyone's favorite viking. They are faced with a deadly threat. You can expect action suspense & lemons..

What would happen if Godric lived and Bill was suddenly way out of the picture? Godric/Sookie/Eric pairing.

"If I only got one day a year, I would make it count." One secret tree, one magic sunset, one chance to make a wish. Childhood sweethearts turned penpals, they grow up together and apart, falling in like, lust and love. E B, OOC, AH, A/J

"The target is Isabella Swan, fellow graduate student. Came into a fortune when her mother died, she doesn't seem to care to do anything with it. Quiet, shy, just waiting for The One. I'll be everything she wants me to be."

Post D&G. With powerful enemies making themselves known, can Sookie handle what is to come without her Fay family? Can Eric and her friends help her stand up against what is to come? **WARNING Rated M**

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.

AH/AU: Sequel to The Expert, which has been removed from FF. Its amazing what comes back to haunt you. Looking to the future with the editor and the professor.

Sookie gets a career opportunity she can't refuse.

What would happen if Sookie found herself in a vulnerable situation...with no one to protect her? This is a step back from my usual style of writing, I guess you could call it an experiment. **Rated M for a very adult subject matter**

Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.