XSolXSkyX
 Author has written 3 stories for Kingdom Hearts. FanFiction Account(s): XSolXSkyX (Current), XxOoSolanaSkylarXxOo (Previous) AIM: Borntobecrazy707 Facebook: Lyndsey Bizarro Email(s): lynbiz@hotmail.com, borntobecrazy707@aol.com Skype: Borntobecrazy707 Youtube: Borntobecrazy707 Livejournal: XSolXSkyX Gamefaqs: xSolxSkyx Hi guys, I'm XSolXSkyX, formerly known as XxOoSolanaSkylarXxOo. A ton of stuff has happened in real life, and to top it all off, my account won't work on my computer for some reason. So, I gave it to my wonderful cousin instead, and I'm starting fresh. I'm really sorry to anyone who was hoping I'd continue with my other projects. I will try to do anything you guys request to make it up to you. I've had a long few months lately. Well, anyway, moving on from all that drama. I'm a 13 year-old writer-to-be, also an artist, and just a normal girl. Wow, that sounded retarded. Well, it's true. I'll usually be writing for anything Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Total Drama Island, or anything that strikes my mood. I'm not exactly professional, so if you see any mistakes in my writing, don't be a bitch about it. Just...be nice about it. :) Thanksies! Name: Lyndsey Amber Bizarro Nobody Name: Syldesx (Sil-desk-x) Profile Picture: This was taken, along with many other pictures, at one of my best friend's sleepovers, Carlissa, and they styled my hair. That's me on the left with the glasses, and another best friend Kendal on the right looking like a tard. :) I'll be switching from pictures I've taken every month. Why? 'Cause I said so! :D Age: 13 Birthday: January 17th, 1998 Hair Color: Dark Brown, Medium Length (Shoulders) Eye Color: Hazel-ish (Meaning: Tints of Green In Brown) Languages: English, Japanese, Portuguese Heritage: Portuguese, American Favorite Color(s): Black, White, Blue, Purple, Green, Red, Silver Favorite Color Combo(s): Black and Green, Black and White Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Drawing, Videogames, Hanging out with friends, Gimp, Sports Sports: Tang Soo Do (Orange Belt), Swimming, Baseball (not on team, but will be, and used to be), Gymnastics (used to be) Relationship: Dating (T.J.R.) Music: Anything, but not country (sometimes; only a few, such as Carrie Underwood, Rascal Flatts, Lady Antebellum, etc.) Favorite Food(s): Candy, French Fries, Chocolate, Chocolate Ice-Cream, Fruit Snacks Personality: I think I'm a total tomboy, but sometimes, I can be a bit girly. I'm pretty fun, at least, my friends say so. I'm not afraid to speak up for something I believe in, and I don't back down when I'm challenged. I'm extremely loyal to my friends, and they mean the world to me. I'm definitely not shy, since I talk to strangers as if they're long-lost family. I'm pretty weird, but who cares, right? I think I'm too blunt, and sarcastic, and rude. I act too much like a guy, which makes me feel like all of my crushes won't like me. OC: Solana Olivia Skylar Games: Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts Nobody Name: Salonax Heartless Name: Lasona Unversed Name: Nolasa Personality: She's a brash and crude tomboy who doesn't back down from fights, and stands up for what she believes in, even if it's wrong. She's extremely friendly, and isn't afraid to tell the truth, no matter how much it hurts someone. Sometimes she's too confident in her abilities, which is (KH universe: half darkness and half light, born that way, keyblade master, martial arts abilities, magic FF universe: ranges from many things). She's constantly getting herself into trouble, and has a foul mouth. Although she's very loyal, she will break free from her loyalties if it fits her own agenda. Has dark past that troubles her, but keeps it out of other people's business, not trying to hurt them or concern them in her "shitty life". Family: N/A (all have died, leaving her alone) Friends: KH- Sora, Kairi, Riku, Leon, Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Aerith, Cid, Merlin, Terra, Aqua, Ven, Vanitas, Hayner, Pence, Olette, Roxas, Axel, Larxene, Zexion, Demyx, Xigbar, Disney Characters, Namine, Lexeaus, Xion, Luxord FF - Firion, Leon, Maria, Luneth And Group, Cecil, Kain, Bartz, Lenna, Terra, Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Barret, Vincent, Red XIII, Cid, Shera, Reeve, Reno, Rude, Elena, Cissnei, Zack, Genesis, Sephiroth (Crisis Core, before insanity), Marlene, Denzel, Kadaj, Angeal, Johnny, Biggs, Wedge, Jesse, Squall, Selphie, Zell, Edea, Rinoa, Irvine, Fuu, Zidane, Garnet, Steiner, Tidus, Yuna, Rikku, Lulu, Wakka, Auron, Vaan, Penelo, Fran, Ashe, Balthier, Lightning, Noctis, Serah, Vanille, Fang, Snow, Hope (Forgive me if I missed a few, I haven't played some games), Shantotto, Prishe, Jecht, Gippal, Baralai, Paine, Brother, Shinra (boy), Nooj (somewhat) Enemies: Xemnas, Ansem The Wise, Marluxia, Master Xehanort, Master Eraqus, Xaldin, Vexen, Ansem (Seeker Of Darkness), Aerith (somewhat), Hojo, Kefka, Cloud of Darkness, Chaos, Lucrecia, Hollander, Sephiroth (Original), Loz, Yazoo, Seifer, Ultimecia, Kuja, Seymour, Stella, Donna, LeBlanc, Nooj (somewhat) (Again, haven't played some games) Romances: KH - Terra, Vanitas, Ven, Riku (has interactions with Ven that could be considered pairing, same with Terra) FF - Bartz, Zack, Cloud, Noctis, Squall, Reno (interactions with Bartz and Cloud, had crush on Squall, but rejected) Trademark Weapon: Ferdinand (Sword Like Tidus' Brotherhood, but navy blue colorscheme with silver linings) Others: Guns, Swords, Staffs, Gloves, Magic, Materia, Summons, Whips Motorbike: Ruby Red Yamaha (Named "Rapture") Surveys (Goodie! Ugh, too many of these though): Q & A (KH): 1) Your favorite KH guy? Why? Riku, no contest. He's sexy, 'nuff said. Plus, he's the typical bad boy. I love bad boys. xD And he risked his life for his friends. I would definitely do that too. Used to be Terra because he's the exact same. And Vanitas, since he's the hotter verison of Sora, and a badass! But... Riku's top. 2) Your favorite KH girl? Why? Namine, of course! She's a good artist, and I love art! Plus, I felt so bad for the girl! I just wanted to hug and squeeze her and what-not. It used to be Xion, because she had a bit of a struggle too. Maybe Aqua was before, but she was a bit too strict and had a pole up her ass half the game. So, Namine wins. Larxene was an ultimate bitch though, gotta love that too. Wait...Namine still wins though. 3) Your least favorite KH guy? Why? DiZ. He's a prick; first he tells Roxas he's a tool and has no feelings, then he just kidnaps Namine for trying to explain things to him! And he just uses Riku like "Oh excuse me boy who fell into darkness! I hope you don't mind working for me to save your best friend while I'm an unbearable douchebag to you and keep bossing you around. Kthnxbai!" Really, who does that? Used to be Vexen because he sucks and he's old. :P Or Xemnas because of his boring monologues and what-not. 4) Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Aerith. I HATE HER WITH A BURNING PASSION! She's a bitch that literally tries stealing every guy Tifa comes into contact with! Cloud, she flirted with and loved and all that. She stole Zack from Cissnei, who deserves her. But in KH world, it's her voice and her usefulness during the whole game. Battle of 1000 Heartless, she ran around playing damsel in distress. As thanks for saving her, the FF characters would get healed. WOOP-DEE-FUCKING-DOO, I can do this shit without them! Used to be Kairi because she's a damsel, but I think she'll be useful in some other games. Or Olette, because she's a know-it-all that likes school. Still hate Aerith. HER VOICE IS LIKE A FUCKING ROBOT. The fact that she tries to be useful when there's a bug in the system in Ansem's computer was such a fail, I laughed my ass off. She tries to be witty and say "bon apetit!" to the computer that could easily have just went haywire because of the stupid stunt she pulled. Even Leon doesn't like her, since he facepalmed at her retardation. When she pesters Cloud on where he's going, I speak for Cloud when I say this: IS ANNOYING AS FUCK. It's just like "Goddamn, he's not your property! He comes back when he does, bitch. If not, YOU'RE TO BLAME." "Wonder if he'll be okay?" was a stupid question to ask yourself in your head. The guy that took on Sephiroth three or four times, and won, wouldn't be okay against the same guy that's a lot weaker in Kingdom Hearts. Aerith is the smartest bitch in the universe (SARCASM). Wanna know what else? Has anyone ever noticed that you can't fight her in the Olympus Coliseum Tournaments in ANY game? That's because the other people can fight, although I'm not too sure about Yuffie's skill level with her Shuriken. Aerith would just cure the opponents every five minutes once her magic gauge fills the fuck back up. Then, you'd kick her ass in the first few SECONDS of the match. She wouldn't even make it to the epic final fight in the 56th match or something like that. SHE JUST SUCKS THAT HARDCORE. Why they even included her in Kingdom Hearts is only because she got stabbed and didn't get enough publicity. Apparently, some people were upset about this. I, for one, found it funny. Yes, I'm sadistic. Why couldn't she be one of the memories Sora doesn't get back in CoM? I'd be happy. Besides, it's not like she impacted ANYTHING or ANYONE in the game. Hell, Cloud and Tifa would be happy as hell. Yuffie would get over it. Cid, would not care, because he's awesome like that. I'll stop now. (The rant is half-true. I do not like Aerith, but not as much as when I did this, about a month or two ago.) 5) Your favorite game? Why? Birth By Sleep, so far. The gameplay is so much fun, and I love the addition of the Command Board. That's pretty fun. The characters are cool too, and I love the set-up for magic commands they have. Really simple and refreshing after either mashing X or triangle, or shuffling through cards in a gay manner. 6) Your least favorite game? Why? If it wasn't obvious in the last question, then Chain of Memories, the original. The only reason I put up with the other one is for Riku. But I hated the card system with a burning passion, as sad as that sounds, and the boss battles were extremely bitchy in my mind because the cards ruined it. The story was nice though, there's a plus. I can't think of any other games I didn't like. Maybe Coded? I never liked KH on the DS, but Days was good because of Roxas and Xion and the rest of the Org. 7) Your favorite world? Why? Halloween Town. I loved that movie as a kid. Sure, I was scared shit-less of that mayor, but hey, it was still cool. Whenever I play that world the song gets stuck in my head for days. The levels are just so much fun, the boss battles are entertaining, even though the first one was a pain in the ass climbing that tree-house-fort (the shitasterpiece). KH II was especially fun because you could go to Christmas Town. The costumes really added to it, though. Sora + Vampire-ness = SEXYY!! Or Atlantica, both were kinda fun. The KH II version was better because the singing or dancing. Halloween Town wins though. 8) Least favorite world? Why? Deep Jungle. Boring as shit, the characters were douches (ESPECIALLY THE MOTHERFUCKING MONKEYS). Every aspect of that world made me want to shoot myself. The fact that you had to save 6 FUCKING MONKEYS 6 TIMES and they give you random shit for the Gummi Ship, acting as if you actually update your ship and try to make it less shitty, made me get pissed. You can tell because how I'm swearing up a FUCKING STORM. The heartless were extremely cliche, since they were all monkey heartless. THE CHEETAH WITH THE FUCKED UP EYES WAS AN ABSOLUTE BITCH BECAUSE IT POPS UP NOT ONCE BUT TWICE JUST TO PISS YOU OFF. And the fact that the final boss can ride an invisible chameleon or whatever, jump 20 feet in the air, and has a gun was just slaughter. Despite the fact that the gun's bullets were like chocolate raisins to the eye, when they should be killing you. Or Wonderland, since that world was so confusing. The boss was a bitch, too. Upside down worlds? AND NO MAD HATTER?! Pissed me off. But Deep Jungle takes the cake. 9) Your favorite keyblade? Why? The X-Blade. It just looks so cool, plus I love Vanitas. I mean, how cool does that thing look? It's unreal. Second place goes to the dual keyblades, Oblivion and Oathkeeper, because they're just so cool and personalized to my liking. I do like the Star Seeker too, it's pretty cool. 10) Your least favorite keyblade? Why? The Kingdom Key. It's just so plain and bleh! Another one I don't like, but not as much as the first, is the Keyblade of Hearts. It's plain, yeah, but at least the powers it has is cool. And it's pointed at the ends! So, Kingdom Key, since I can't find anything positive about that one. 11) Your favorite summon? Why? Stitch. Watching Sora rock a guitar is sexy, so yeah. Stitch. No secondary, just Stitch...STITCH DAMMIT STITCH! 12) Your least favorite summon? Why? Dumbo. Fucking elephant with the big-ass ears. What good does he do besides fly around the motherfucking screen and fire magic? I barely use magic, just mash away at the attack buttons. Oh wait, in KH II, you click triangle ocassionally and go to to DRIVE OPTION AND GO TO THE X BUTTON ON MY CONTROLLER! 13) Your favorite form? Why? Final Form. It's just so cool, Sora in his white outfit and black in there too. The Oathkeeper and Oblivion keyblades look badass and what-not floating about. Some close seconds are Wisdom and Anti, Wisdom glides around on the ground and shoots magic, Anti just looks beast. Even though it gives me a painful reminder of that bitch boss in Neverland... 14) Your least favorite form? Why? Limit Form. It just looks really plain. It's mainly the outfit that's voicing my opinion. I hated Sora's outfit in the first game, so yeah. That's why. No other seconds, just that one. The other forms are cool I guess. Maybe not Valor, because you HAVE to use Oathkeeper as a second one. Some other keyblades are nice every once in a while. 15) Your favorite pairing? Why? Riku x Namine. Sure, it's not an official one, but I love that one. Not sure why though. I could just picture them together and it's great. Either that or Sora x Namine. That's cute too, and there is some proof that it could be canon. COULD is the keyword here. But overall, Riku x Namine. 16) Your least favorite pairing? Why? Sora x ANY OF THE PEOPLE THAT ARE TIED TO HIM. It's either masterbation or incest (sort of, depending on fanfiction or how you look at it). But definitely masterbation. No, I don't mind gay people. I don't mind yaoi or yuri either, but it's just a bit too creepy to me if there's an M-rated fanfic online about Sora and Roxas fucking into next week. This includes Xion! She's no whore (I think), so she shouldn't be fucking herself! Yeah, she's a girl (technically, since she takes after Sora AND Kairi), but so fucking what? This goes for Vanitas x Ventus, Roxas x Ventus, Vanitas x Sora, and any possible pairings like that. Vanitas x Xion I'm not too sure, since Vanitas was made from Ventus (no homo), Ventus is tied to Roxas and Sora, and it goes back to Xion. So, I guess not. I also hate the nobodies x their original people. That's wrong too. AGAIN I DON'T CARE IF IT WOULD BE GAY, I JUST DON'T WANT IT TO TURN INTO HARDCORE MASTERBATING. 17) Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Alice and Luxord. When I heard that, I was like ''WHEN THE FUCK DID THEY EVER TALK?" But Luxord's alright I guess, he's british and so is the other girl. Maybe they might work out. If Luxord didn't seem like such a drunk and if Alice wasn't a mary-sue, that is. Or Xigbar and Jack Sparrow, that's kinda cool. Selphie and Zexion, that was surprising but it sounds kinda cute. Happy girl and unhappy boy, y'know? 18) Any weird pairings you've heard of? List 'em. I've honestly heard too many. Saix and Roxas? Now that makes no fucking sense, nobody likes Saix. Uhmm... Xaldin and Beast? Er yeah that's hot? Xion and Kairi? It's pretty weird, not too common. That's all I can name off the top of my head. But, I think there was a Terra x Cinderella one too. Hmm...wasn't too bad to read, it was just unexpected. 19) Any "KH-Pet-Peeves" you have? Winnie the Pooh lovers in general. The world I didn't really hate until I thought long and hard about it. You have to find the pages which are randomly located any fucking place the game feels like having it in. The fact that the whole thing screams "PEDOPHILE'S IDEA OF LURING A CHILD IN". Also, people that feel the need to upgrade and unlock EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE GAME. Motherfucking over-achievers. Oh, and the Ultima Weapon ingredients. Can't I just buy the stupid piece of shit? Top one is probably the upgrade and unlock thing. 20) Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? HELL YEAH. I mean, it makes sense: gay leader with a gay sex slave. C'mon, wouldn't you want one at your work if you were gay? That'd be okay! Sorry, sorry. 21) Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Not exactly. I mean, I believe he COULD be gay, but based on the game, no. He just has an odd sense of fashion, I suppose. He likes himself too much, though. He could be gay for Axel or Vexen though, if he was in the game. Vexen, his enemy, or Axel, his co-worker in his master plot. Based on anything, then probably. 22) Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Based on the game, no. He's just smart in two ways: in the asshole way, or in the generally know-it-all way. But, he could be. I can picture him cutting his wrists and all that junk. His music style? Probably Bullet For My Valentine, yeah, definitely. 23) Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? Nope. Sure, she pissed me off sometimes, but that title currently belongs to Goofy for his retardation. A shield Goofy? That's your fucking defense? I HAVE A SPEECH IMPAIRED DUCK THAT HAS MAGIC, A BOY WITH A KEYBLADE, SOMETIMES I HAVE A FUCKING SKELETON, OR A TERRORIST, OR A HOMO IN SPANDEX, HELL, I EVEN HAVE A FUCKING GUARDIAN SOUL! BUT I'M STUCK WITH THE RETARDED TALKING DOG WITH A SHIELD?! FUCK YOU TOO DISNEY! 24) If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Namine, because she's awesome and pretty. Two things Olette lacks. Plus, she wouldn't be: correcting Roxas on his grammar or whatever, being a bad influence by running all around the goddamn city starting fights with punks, and nag him to no end. 25) What's your theory on KH: Birth By Sleep? This was 10 years before the original game, I get that. Sora was a mindless little 4 year old that knew nothing but how to be Riku's lackey or "partner in crime", minus the crime part. Ven eventually becomes apart of Sora MAGICALLY, Terra is an unbelievably selfish and power-hungry dick (despite his hotness), and Aqua is a pole-up-the-ass bitch who sweats Eraqus to a point where it becomes wrong. They all die trying to kill the guy that started the Unversed and the guy's "daddy" that somehow took control over Terra. Oh, and Sora gets raped by Ven from his heart. Yup, that works. 26) Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Yes and no. Yes, because the card system was an absolute bitch because it time-consumed everything in the game, and you had to get cards to open doors. Usually, I use keys to open my house doors, but that's just me. WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW?! Anyway, no, because there was a lot of confusing shit in KH II that nobody could possibly understand without playing CoM. If you skipped that game because someone told you the card system was gay, then you'll pay for it in the long run when you're on your floor after you've thrown the controller at the wall, crying and screaming "MY BRAIN IS BREAKING DOWN!" 27) If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be and why? Aqua. One, I want to learn how to make those good luck charms she made. Two, she could teach me all of her skills and what-not. Oh, and to ask if she's into Terra or Ven and record the result to end the shipping wars. 28) Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Yuffie because she's hyperactive and a chatter-box, like me, and she has a lot of people that care about her. I hopefully have that too, since all my friends tell me that. She also wants to be a ninja, like myself! I don't think I'll achieve that, which relates to Yuffie as well. She's too loud. She's also the youngest member of a group; for me, it's the youngest in my family, not counting my dog. Technically, he's older than me in dog years. That's besides the point. She's also considered immature and argues with her family a lot (according to FF VII). I do that too. 29) What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? I bought a necklace there from Hot Topic one day. That's the start, it's not that embarrassing yet. I wore it in front of my perverted friends, and they noticed that the Heartless Emblem held upside down looks like balls. Dead serious, that's something I can't make up. We all started laughing. I laughed my embarrassment off and tucked it under my shirt when nobody was looking. 30) Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Nope, since my mom would never let me. But, I plan on it with my best friend Sabrina when we get older. Maybe 18 or something. My parents would think it's nerdy, and we'd have to drive a while and the money and all that extra details. I'd cosplay as Demyx, for sure, because he's a lot like me, but a boy version. I could play my prop Sitar for Sabrina, who'd go as Miku I bet! Either that, or I'd go as Roxas (who's a bit like me), and Sabrina would go as Len because he looks like Roxas, or we'd be vice-versed. But Demyx and Miku is a must and top-favorite for me. 31) The funniest moment in all of KH would be...? The box scene in Halloween Town during KH II. Me, being perverted, was taking it the wrong way. Or, Goofy's death. It was hilarious, the fact that a retarded dog can die from a rock to the face. It was also funny how Goofy gets hit in the nose protecting King Mickey, who is only a foot tall. Wouldn't the rock miss him, or am I retarded? Maybe even the part with Sora looking Riku up and down in Traverse Town. He all stops to look at Riku's ... area. Really, when he says he's dreaming, that implies extreme yaoi ideas to the fangirl's nosebleeding heads. I think the best was the second one. 32) The hardest enemy/boss was...? Xigbar. He's like a fucking ninja bat thing-a-majig. He's top, but some come close. Like Xaldin, I had to keep relying on Mickey to come and save my ass. Strangely, for me, not Demyx. He was pretty easy. But for secret bosses, Sephiroth was the most challenging. I couldn't get a fucking hit in before he decides to "POKE THE SHIT OUT OF SORA". 33) The easiest enemy/boss was...? The heartless versions of Sora in the beginning of Kingdom Hearts. That one was obvious, though. I mean, it just stands there, throws some shadow stuff, and holds its hand out, giving off a weak point. Maybe I should go after the head even though its FUCKING 300 FT TALL. Roxas' was easy too, especially with the reaction commands. That made the fight cooler though! The Pete in Timeless River was easy too! You just grab the machine claw and attack the cage after you throw shit at Pete on a boat. Haha, I can't make that fight up. 34) What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Reaction commands. I was so sick of mashing X a thousand times to beat my opponents. Drives were cool too. 35) Hayner or Pence? Hayner. I hate Pence with a passion. Think I mentioned that before. But Hayner's kinda annoying too with his attitude problem. Rather have a skinny JT look-a-like then a fat wanna-be, sorry. 36) Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion. He's Zexion, Zexy, Sexy Zexy, Zexy the Rex, and all that stuff. He's just too great. Marluxia doesn't compare. Zexion's hair owns Marluxia's. 37) Riku or Roxas? Riku. He's my favorite, nobody compares to him. Sorry Roxas. 38) Roxas or Sora? Roxas. He's just better by comparison. I think he's cuter anyways. Sorry, Sora! 39) Axel or Demyx? Aww, this is hard! Too hard! Er...I have to say Dem-Dem! I love Demmy! Soo, sorry Axe! 40) Kairi or Larxene? NO CONTEST LARXENE. She's a bad bitch, and she'd own Kairi in a second, two seconds tops. Better luck when Larxene's dead, Kairi. Wait...DAMMIT! 41) AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku. My Riku doesn't deserve that! (Haha!) Besides, AkuRoku makes sense. It COULD be yaoi if Square Enix took over, though. 42) Namixas or Namiku? Namiku, but this was a tough decision. They're my fav pairing, so yeah. 43) Zemyx or AkuRoku? Zemyx! Something about polar opposites that don't even look like friends are cute! 44) SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai, they're cute. SoRiku is KIND OF. 45) SeaSalt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? I've never had the honors of trying either. Haha, but it would be SeaSalt Ice Cream. I love icecream! 46) Cloud or Leon? Pssh, Cloud! Leon's too sarcastic for my liking. But I still like him anyways. 47) Cloti or Clerith? CLOTI CLOTI CLOTI CLOTI CLOTI CLOTI CLOTI CLOTI! You get the point, I despise Clerith! Let that pet name burn in hell. ALONG WITH THE BRAIDED BITCH! 48) list all the KH characters you've fallen for. Riku, Roxas, Demyx, Terra, Ventus, Vanitas, Cloud, Axel, Zexion, Leon, Sora, and ZACK!! Of course, ZACK!! 49) Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean. I prefer the original acoustic version though, over the techno-remix. It's so nice, I even put it on my iPod. 46) What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Vocaloid. I think that would be interesting. Or Sonic. Hehe, that would be pretty funny. 50) Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Kairi looks like Xion. Sora looks like Vanitas. Roxas looks like Ventus (durr). Tidus looks like Cloud but tanner and louder and happier and generally more uplifting. Roxas looks like Cloud too though. Yuffie looks like Xion. Xion, Kairi, and Namine all look like each other. That's all I can think of right about now, since my brain just hit a dead spot. 51) Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? KH: Reconnect. HELLZ YEAH MOTHERFUCKA!! 52) Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH1 was original when it was made, sure. KH2 definitely though, because of the new features and characters and worlds. KH1 pissed me off a bit because of the controls and camera. The way Sora jumped was extremely annoying. I'm grateful for KH2 for fixing this stuff. Sora's hit puberty is also a plus! Even though he miraculously received it during Chain of Memories and had it BEFORE he had a coma nap for a year. Riku's gotten a billion times sexier and I'm grateful to the producers for this. There's more romantic evidence in KH2, which is good for my couple-loving self. Everyone's older, and they look a hell-of-a lot better older. 53) Was it hard for you to keep up with the storylines? Not really. When I first started the game it happened like this: *blink,blink* "What the fuck just happened?" Now, after a few years of playing OVER AND FUCKING OVER, I understand now. The honest answer was FUCK YES. And then, my brain starts to hurt when I recap everything just to make sure I get it right. 54) What would you do if they stopped making KH games? The fangirl reaction is to load a gun and storm the Square Enix headquarters (since they're the real head honchos here, fuck Disney), and shoot every single member. Then I would become president of Square Enix and bring Kingdom Hearts back and fix every single problem people had with it. But serious reaction would be a bit sad and shocked for a while, then angry at Square and Disney. But, I'd probably just be even more obsessed with Final Fantasy to replace the giant loss. Yeah, I'm that sad. 55) What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Wow, was this a serious question? I just laughed a bit by how dumb that question was. But, anyway, it's an amazing game because it's just plain fun and entertaining. The storyline is deep and plunges more into just "fighting for the main character's seperate reason and morals" RPG. This time, the main character is FORCED into an adventure and ends up learning more than he bargained for. The Disney+Square Enix thing was awesome too because they made Disney Characters fighters, well, most of them anyways. The gameplay and graphics are pretty good too, easy on the eyes and stuff. The voice-dubbing is absolutely TO DIE FOR because it suits their characters so well. Like, come on, who can picture a different voice for Vanitas? I can't. It fits him so perfectly, dark and myserious with a story to tell on his own. Riku's too is exactly like that, but a bit lighter and has more of an edge to it. Bottom line: it is what it is, and it's awesome and loved by many. Q & A (FF): 1) Your favorite FF guy? Why? Zack Fair, the video-game love of my life! I just love his whole story in Crisis Core, and he's extremely sexy. I mean, what girl doesn't love a guy that has big dreams for the future, cares about his friends above anything, and can kick so much butt all before his tragic death that I cried watching? Yeah, wow indeed. People that don't compare but are cool too are Noctis because of his looks so far, since the game's not out yet. I can't honestly say Cloud because his personality can't compare to a broken twig. Reno I guess because HIS personality is lively and it doesn't make me want to go to the orphanage more often. Or Gippal. He's cool too. They don't compare to Zack though. 2) Your favorite FF girl? Why? Toughie, but not really. That's simple: Tifa. She's a symbol of what a lot of girls should be like. Independent, Strong, Beautiful (no homo), and the nicest person you'd ever meet. If she were real, that is. I can honestly say I've never met anybody like Tifa in real life yet, so to try and find somebody like her would be an interesting challenge. Sure, she worries about Cloud more than she should, but really, she can live without him. That's saying more than enough for the other girls that can't survive without their man by their side. She can actually fight too; I loathe damsels in distress. A few close calls (not really, but they're cool) are Rikku, Yuffie, Lightning, or Rinoa. Lightning is the major second place because she's exactly like Tifa, but maybe not sweet and in love. She cares though; just ask Serah. 3) Your least favorite FF guy? Why? I honestly don't know if this character counts as a guy, but who cares. CAIT SITH. I despise that cat and his fucking marshmallow stuffed plushie thing. For one, he's useless. Nobody loves him or cares about him. When you get him in your party, do you instantly think "HELL YEAH I HAVE A TALKING ROBOT CAT ON A WALKING PEDOPHILE-LIKE CLOUD! HE'S SO IN MY PARTY! SORRY BARRET YOU SUCK THE CAT'S IN!" No, I didn't think so. Second, he backstabs you for Shinra, and he was tracking you the whole time. Not to mention the fortune he told for Cloud and Aerith; fucking asshole. I bet Tifa wanted to strangle him. But for humans, I hate Nooj; he's a boring guy with no interesting back story. I hate Seifer and Raijin, they're meatheads that act before thinking it through, because thinking is too logical and makes too much sense for them. But, shorter terms, CAIT SITH SUCKS. 4) Your least favorite FF girl? Why? I'm glad you asked this question. Matter of fact, I love you for asking me this. I'm dead serious, you are awesome. But anyways, I hate - with my everything - AERITH (FUCKING) GAINSBOROUGH! She's a goodie-two-shoes, she can't fight (curing and stat-raising doesn't kill the fucking final boss, now does it? OH WAIT SHE DIED! MWAHAHA!!), and she CRAVES ATTENTION. For starters, she steals a number of guys from their respectful couples. She steals Zack from Cissnei (I MEAN ME! kidding...), Cloud from Tifa, and Tseng from Aerith. Hell, she might've even liked Reno. But, I hate the fact that she randomly goes on this adventure. Think about it: she's 23, lives with her adopted mother STILL, and she questions her origin NOW? Why didn't she go by herself in the first place? She wouldn't have died (damn), she would've never met Cloud, and she would've discovered everything about herself if she ended up in Cosmo Canyon. The party would've been better off without the grief. She's also the reason Cloud become such a let-down in Advent Children. Really, that's why people think he's emo; because, miraculously, it's Cloud's fault the bitch was praying while apparently deaf to warnings from party members. And who the fuck puts an important white materia in their MOTHERFUCKING HAIR?! It's in a braid for christ's sake, lord knows how tight her mom tied that shit. Plus, she wears pink. I hate that color. I also hate how she openly flirts with Cloud, if anything but to piss off Tifa, and maybe even Yuffie who probably had a crush on the guy too. Then, when Barret gets all mad because, hmm, I dunno, HIS BEST FRIEND HATES HIS GUTS AND HE'S DESPISED BY EVERYONE IN HIS HOMETOWN, she decides to be oblivious to his feelings and tells him "go play". FUCK OFF AERITH, HOW ABOUT THAT ONE?! WHO THE FUCK FIGHTS WITH AN UMBRELLA? She's also extremely clingy, writing 89 letters to a guy for four years. If he didn't reply to the first 5 you sent, it's obvious he's either busy, or he doesn't get letters from his loving SHINRA BITCHES. Then she acts all sad and somehow predicts his death as she just watches it happen from the motherfucking church walls. GODDAMN. The fact that she somehow wants to be useful helping Cloud by "holding his goddamn hand" and giving him blue glittery stuff to fight Bahamut SIN, is frankly retarded. Then she has the balls to show up in the church and say nothing to Cloud, who's probably in love with her, and shows up with Zack. THEY OBVIOUSLY GOT BACK TOGETHER. I could seriously go on for centuries, and give you even more reasons, but I think I've made my point. I won't keep this up any longer, for the sake of the numerous fans I've pissed off by now. 5) Your favorite game? Why? Final Fantasy VII. Every single one in the series. I mean that honestly. That game was the greatest Final Fantasy, in my opinion. The first 3D game in the series, it's held a place in my brain and my memories. Not for that reason, because the characters mainly. How they acted, how they INTERacted, everything about them. I loved every aspect of that game. The story was fresh and original; it actually took place in a futuristic place. The first in the many lines of them, too. The twists though, that's what was especially unique. They...(I'm struggling not to bad-mouth a certain character) took a character everyone in the game liked fairly enough and killed her off (to my delight, but that's besides the point). And they took a once famous hero, Sephiroth, and made him into the bad guy without altering anything else in the story. Everything just flowed together perfectly. Nothing was out of place or didn't fit. Crisis Core was the best PSP game I've ever played. All the games were fantastic, 'nuff said. 6) Your least favorite game? Why? Final Fantasy I-VI. I don't know why, I just never got that into them. Possibly because I've only read about them, not played them. I guarantee, this opinion won't stay like this for long. I might stay there though. I think newer is better, even though I'm against thinking like that. I'm also a bit of a hypocrite in videogame logic. 7) Your favorite weapon? Why? I love Yuffie's Shurikens. They're so cool! Ninja stars are awesome! They must be pretty light too! How wonderful it would be to see a light and damage-taking weapon. Buster Sword has only one of these qualities, so no Buster Swords. Or maybe Rikku's cool weapons. I dunno what they're called though. Those are cool, and after seeing Rikku use them with her feet (Dead Fantasy), I'd probably call those second favorite after Ninja stars. 8) Your favorite universe in a game? Why? Spira in Final Fantasy X. I love how there's a conflict based on religion going on throughout the world's and places they go in the world. It's so new, instead of just a bunch of random villagers in the same place. The names sound cool too. 9) Your least favorite universe in a game? Why? Cocoon. The people in that world are so prejudiced and one-wayed in beliefs, its just getting past prejudiced. Plus, it looks way too bright and it's not easy on the eyes during cutscenes. Honest to god, I keep blinking when Lightning jumps off the building. The city's a bit dark and gloomy, and the fact that there's some war going on in a city with hustle and bustle just doesn't make that much sense. 10) Your least favorite weapon? Why? Swords that are larger than you. For starters, they shouldn't in any way be larger than you are. They should be light enough that a 13 year old girl can carry it and attack their enemies with. Of course, these enemies are just teachers. Or Quistis' whip. Really, it's the equivalent of a jump rope. There's no point. It must break easy too. Whoop-dee-fucking doo I have a jump rope. Fear me, bitches. 12) Your favorite summon? Why? I think that would have to be Shiva. Shiva is cool because she's the goddess of ice or something like that. I love ice and cold and stuff like that too. Plus, she's pretty useful whenever I'm in a jam. Like in Dissidia, she cuts the manikin's bravery. THAT saved my ass a few times. 13) Your favorite limit break? Why? Tough question. There's a lot I like. YRP's special dressphere overdrives are pretty cool, and they're useful. Even though they take up that bitch of a gauge thing. Or Rinoa's Angel Wing. That one's cool, and it's pretty effective, I guess. But my favorite is probably Final Heaven by Tifa. I especially think it's awesome in the video for Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy. It's definitely effective and it KICKS ASS. 11) Your favorite pairing? Why? It's a tie between Cloti and Zifa. Definite tie. Cloud and Tifa actually have background history though. Cloud's childhood crush on her was so cute, when he tried saving her on the bridge. Or when he asked her out to the date spot in Nibelheim. That was cute. And he kept his promise he made to her to always safe her. He didn't want to be an embarrassment when he promised to be a SOLDIER. Aww!! But then he became a dick and fell for Aerith, completely giving Tifa the cold shoulder. Aerith died and he runs back to Tifa. Why they took out the scene of them having sex, I have no idea. It would've been perfect. It's like he runs right back to his childhood crush and thinks he's in love. But she does so much for him, gives up her own feelings and everything just for him. Does she ever even get a thank you? Meanwhile, Zack was the exact type of person Tifa wanted. He was a hero and he wasn't selfish. But he did have the Aerith disease. He was also abandoned and forced to watch the Clerith from the heavens. Bastards. When they met, he was pretty affected when she said she hated him (in a spur of the moment, mind you!). So, I found this pairing to be one of my favorites, because it's about two hurt beings that were selfless bonding and coming together. Plus, they're my two favorite characters. It's a match made in Heaven. 14) Least favorite pairing? Why? HAHAHAHA I LOVE THE PEOPLE ASKING ME THESE QUETSIONS! REALLY I DO! It is definitely Clerith! CLERITH CAN KISS MY ASS! Why? Because if Clerith was canon, the world would die. If Tifa wasn't in the game, everyone would've collapsed from self-pity and wallowing in sorrow everyday. She puts aside her feelings for everyone else. What the fuck does Aerith do? HEALS EVERYONE SO THEY CAN BE EMO SOME MORE! But, back to the pairing. Just the thought of those two getting to be together and leaving Tifa and Zack, my favorites, to suffer is just...unbearable. 15) Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Reno and Yazoo. That's just badass because it'd be like an abuse pairing. Paine and Rikku. That's cool too because a ray of sunshine and a ray of doom. Noctis and Tifa is my favorite though, because they come from two different universes, and yet, they'd be cool together. 16) Any weird pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Tidus and Firion. I know they bonded a bit as FRIENDS, but its just ridiculous what you see on fanfics these days. I've seen Sephiroth and Terra too. It's like pairing a flower with a chainsaw. Just doesn't work. They didn't even talk ONCE during Dissidia (to each other) and because Terra is the only PRETTY and pairable girl in Dissidia (the first one) they pair her with anybody and everybody these days. I even saw a Terra and Squall. That just doesn't work for me, sorry. 17) Any FF pet peeves you have? Aside from anything to do with Aerith, not really. Oh, I hate when you get thrown into random battles 24 FUCKING 7. Really, I can't walk 5 steps until I get to another battle with random little monsters. That's just gay. 18) Favorite party group to have in FF? The combo Cloud, Barret, and Cid. I'd have Tifa in my party but I organized it like this: Power hitter (I replace with Tifa sometimes since she's one too), Range attacker, and Aerial attacker. It really works, I just NEVER put Aerith in my party. Sure, she'd be .1% useful with curing, but FUCK THAT. I got ethers and potions and stuff like that. That's another use for money besides buying Aerith off the streets. 19) Do you believe in the Snow/Lightning pairing? Honestly, in game world or any world, no. There is just no way that could happen. Snow loves Lightning's sister too much, and I can't picture him with anyone else, let alone Lightning. If something happened to Serah, I could picture Lightning having an awkward talk with Snow trying to comfort him and they become mutual friends for Serah's sake (I have a vivid imagination). But I can't picture Lightning getting over her hatred of her brother-in-law to see something in him to love. So, no, I don't. If that happened, neither character would be able to keep their names and reputations as good characters anymore. 20) Do you believe that Squall is emo? Not really. Emo is just detatched from the world itself, very emotional with themselves. Squall sorta busted out of that reputation, ever since he confessed to Rinoa when she was unconcious. Rinoa brought out the better side of him, and I'm glad that happened. Besides, I'm pretty sure emo people don't have sarcastic remarks and always a smart retort to add into a conversation. I picture them just rolling their eyes behind their black bangs and eyeliner just not saying anything. Although, his appearance with black leather is questionable... 21) Do you believe that Kuja is gay? His fashion sense is questionable, yeah, and his hair is a bit feminine. But no, I really don't think so. But they're could be a possibility. He could've strived to be a villian because he was shunned for being gay. Haha, that would be cool. But in the game, no. He uses drama references half the time, yeah, but so what? He just loved the theatre or something. Lots of people do. If a girl liked boxing, does that make them a lesbian? Didn't think so. 22) Do you believe that Hope is the most annoying FF character? Sometimes I start to think he's really annoying with his constant whining, crying, and complaining. Like, his mother died, is he still alone right now? He has Lightning and everyone, doesn't he? His mom would want him to be happy so he won't make enemies that could kill him in his sleep. But, Aerith still remains in my book. FOREVER IT WILL STAY THERE. 23) If Zack had to choose from Cissnei and Aerith, who would you root for? Why? AGAIN WITH THE AMAZING QUESTIONS! WHOEVER IS ASKING I SHOULD MARRY!! IT'S NO CONTEST: CISSNEI! Think about it: who's life was harder? Yeah, yeah, Aerith was chased around at birth because she was an Ancient, but she could've easily prevented that. As nice as it would be for her to die, I wouldn't hate her so much if she was NEVER EVEN INCLUDED IN THE PLOT. She could've moved and changed her name and got a haircut or something. DISGUISES. Now Cissnei, she had it rough. She was a turk with a hard past, she used to be so disconnected from the world, and when she finally gets happier (Zack's doing), and they start to like each other, A FUCKING RANDOM-ASS WHORE IN A PINK DRESS SWOOPS IN, BECOMING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST COCK-BLOCKER. Cissnei honestly deserves him. Aerith didn't do anything to get him; she needs a bodyguard because she can't defend herself, ITS FUCKING TRUE LOVE NOW. Cissnei saves and protects him from Shinra, what the fuck does Aerith do? Write letters and pray. Praying only does two things; makes up for your sins (AERITH HAS TOO MANY TO MAKE UP FOR) and confess to god. PRAYING DOESN'T MAKE 1,000 SOLDIERS DROP DEAD IN AN INSTANT AND REVIVE A BLONDE EMO IN A FUCKING DESSERT. If it did, Aerith would be practically flipping off god's divine powers. Then I'd hate her for more than 1,000,000,000,000,000 reasons. Cissnei hasn't done anything to me, and frankly, she was the only female turk. She accomplished shit. Aerith accomplished being a useless slut that runs around in a braid even though she's 23. Besides, when somebody falls through her church, her first reaction is "I'm not an angel." BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ACCEPT THE COMPLIMENT FROM THE GOD THAT FELL THROUGH YOUR CHURCH. Then she says she's scared of SOLDIERS when she sees a guy in a fucking uniform for SOLDIER. Then she looks at his eyes randomly. Sure, it's kind of cute (WHEN AERITH WASN'T PISSING ME OFF IN THAT POINT OF THE GAME), but really, she might as well just said "oh screw this, kiss me." I'll stop now again, this is getting off-hand. Bottom line, Cissnei deserves him. 24) If you had the choice of meeting one and only one FF character, who would it be? Why? Hmm...So many choices, it's really hard. But I'd definitely say Tifa. Teef is the best in martial arts, and I'd definitely like to learn from her. Plus, she's just so awesome. Do you really need a reason? C'mon, it's Tifa! Or maybe Yuna; I'd like to learn how to work guns. Maybe even Yuffie or Rikku, we'd be able to have fun and run around and hang out and stuff. Going shoplifting with a ninja or a thief? C'mon, that screams fun! But overall, Tifa. 25) What's your theory on Final Fantasy Versus XIII? Well, that's kinda hard to tell. I mean, I only watched a few previews on youtube and they were all in japanese, a language I don't speak...But, I think Noctis is a prince of some place, and he's in some sort of government agreement with Stella, a princess of something. I don't like Stella that much, based off the previews. I have a feeling she's another Aerith and Lightning (who I'm positive is appearing in this game too) is Tifa. Lightning might be against him or something and tries fighting against his council. This is just my terrible calling on it. 26) Were there any games that were a waste of your time? Uh no not really. None that I can think of anyway. For some reason, I kept thinking "What was the point of Final Fantasy XI? I really don't like this game." I was only thinking this because it was a cliche for FF: in older times, medieval-ish but yet not really. It's all been done before, sure, it was outstanding back in its day, but now? I'm sick of these games. That's why my favorites are usually ranging from VII-X-2, and XIII is added. 27) Which FF character do you relate to the most? Why? Vanille, definitely Vanille! She's happy, energetic, always laughing and smiling, and she cares about her friends a lot. She'd do anything for her friends, even if she just met this friend. That's a lot like me. My friends call me emo as a joke, because I'm far from that. It's a lot like Vanille. Plus, she really doesn't have a guy to be with in the game. That's like me too; I mean, I've liked boys and had boyfriends, yeah, but I can honestly say I've never found someone to be with forever. Then again, I'm 13, so it's a good thing I'm saying that. 28) What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with FF? Hmm...Oh! I think I remember one! It's not embarrassing really, but it's funny. One time, I was playing the Story Mode on Dissidia, and I was getting so frustrated fighting Chaos. Eventually, the controller slipped from my hands and landed in my trash bin. There was gum in there and everything. It's so gross, I'm just happy I had a case over my PSP. Of course, the case was all gross and stuff... 29) Have you ever cosplayed as a FF character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Nope, because again, my parents would never let me. I plan on it when I'm like 18 and out of the house. I'll be in a dorm with my best friend, Sabrina, and we'd go on our own to Boston and go to a convention there. I'd go as Lightning I bet. I mean, I'd look so cool with the hair and the gunblade and stuff. If not (for some reason), then Rinoa or Tifa. That would be cool! Maybe even Terra or Fran. Fran would be kinda funny to see on me. My friend would probably want to go as a Vocaloid character though or, if I could convince her, a KH character. As a guy, then Zidane or Squall. Maybe because they're both pretty cool guy characters, Zidane would be interesting because of his tail. Squall has a gunblade. Sorry, but it would be so AWESOME with a gunblade by my side during cosplay. People get outta hand, I'll shoot 'em. Kidding...the gunblade HAS NO bullets in them! 30) The funniest moment in all of FF would be...? Any moments with Zack in Crisis Core. I mean, the part where he's begging Angeal for something was so cute and funny. And when he gets recommended, OH MY GOD, I died. "AWW ANGEAL MAN! THANK YOU MAN I LOVE YOU!" Tidus' forced laughing was funny too. And when Rikku was in the Thunder Plains and everyone kept leaving when she said something. That was hilarious. Kefka in Dissidia was funny too; he makes fun of that "I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE YOU!" line. Or when he's like "I believe the mouse is SMACK...dabinthemiddleofenemyterritory!" I died. It's true. But Zack in Crisis Core was the funniest overall. 31) The hardest enemy/boss was...? That's hard. Sephiroth (all forms) in FFVII was pretty hard. Took me forever for that, and it was, ultimately, a PAIN IN THE ASS. But, Chaos is a bitch too. THAT WAS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. Chaos you have to fight three fucking times, and the only reason I'm fighting him is to unlock Shantotto and Gabranth. FUCK beating the game, I just want those characters, and that's the only way to unlock them. FUCK COSMOS TOO! She fucking dies giving me useless crystals. But yeah, any final boss in every game was the hardest, but Sephiroth is the worst. Chaos is a tie ALMOST, but Sephiroth. 32) The easiest enemy/boss was...? I can't really think of any. The games every time kept things fresh with challenging bosses. But I guess FF IX boss? It was pretty easy for me, anyway, some people would beg to differ. To those people I would say whatever and do a hair-flip. Squall taught me that. 33) What was a good edition in a FF game that made it oh-so-addictive? The better graphics each time. Those cutscenes were awesome to me. Sure, if all you watched and skipped everything were the cutscenes, then you'd be confused. But you'd marvel at how pretty and realistic they looked. Well, as real as a videogame CG cutscene can get, anyways. Like Crisis Core's ending? Gorgeous. It made me cry to see Zack die like that. They actually made Aerith look pretty (gag). Cloud's face had so much boyish charm to it, I fainted. Just kidding, but it was gorgeously detailed and cute! So yeah, graphics and CG cutscenes each game looked better. Final Fantasy XIII was the ultimate proof to this idea. 34) Irvine or Wakka? Ugh, Irvine. At least he's cute. Wakka's got his gay hairstyle going on, so no. His accent pisses me off to no extent, might I add. 35) Squall or Tidus? Uhmm...Tidus. At least he's happy. Squall's hot, but so is Tidus, AND Tidus has a personality. So, winning combo is Tidus! 36) Zack or Gippal? ZACK ZACK ZACK ZACK ZACK ZACK ZACK ZACK ZACK ZACK! Zack's Zack, so you can't compete. Not even if you were immortal and prettier than every hot FF guy combined. Zack still wins. 37) Vaan or Balthier? Vaan! He's just so cute and sweet and funny! Sorry Balthier...you have...something going on too with your life, I guess? 38) Reno or Zell? Reno. I just love Reno, so sorry Zell. You're just a bit too bouncy for me to keep up with. Plus, Lady Gaga tattoos aren't cute. 39) Lulu or Terra? Pssh, Lulu. Lulu's got sass and nerve, and she's like a mother to everyone in the party. Terra's like the dead-weight that manages to keep the party together because she's pretty. 40) Clack or Cleno? Clack. Two guy best friends, both hot, is a win. Sure, Reno's hot too, but I mean he's not best friends with Cloud. Besides, Zack's Zack. There's no beating him. This includes pairings. 41) Cloti or Zifa? This is extremely difficult for my dedicated brain. But, Zifa. The idea is just a lot better, in my opinion. Two hurt souls that lost their true loves because they got together themselves is just perfect drama and romance. Besides, Tifa wanted a hero; Cloud's too unstable and emotionless. Zack's the perfect hero and always will be. No matter what. I could go on, trust me, but I won't. 42) Penelo or Prishe? Hmm...Prishe! She's a total free-spirit, and she don't back down from no fights, bitch. Haha, but seriously, Dissidia 012, she's awesome. Slacks off on her responsibilities from Shantotto and just shrugs her off, like, "Pssh, fuck you doll, I'm out. PEACE!" I love how she always swears too; she's a total potty mouth. It's awesome! And I love playing as her! She rocks overall, GO PRISHE! 43) Rezoo or Kadoud? Umm...Kadoud. That's...scary, yeah, but it's better than Rezoo. Rezoo is just creepy. When Cloud was holding Kadaj when he died, that just encouraged this couple. Might as well join 'em, since there's no beating fangirls of yaoi. 44) Cloti or Clack? Cloti! Heh, when I said "Zack's unbeatable in pairings too", I only meant when he's paired with girls. When he's paired with a guy that's cute against a halfway cute pairing, the rule falls numb and I just choose whatever. But Cloti is cuter, sorry Zack. Zack's cute on his own, with Cloud? Cloud ruins Zack, basically. 45) Chocobos or Horses? Pssh, Chocobos! Horses are so plain! Chocobos are actually cute and different! Plus, there's different color chocobos like purple and green! No green horses, are there? 46) Cloud or Squall? Pssh, Squall. Cloud can't handle a girlfriend, Squall can. And his girlfriend doesn't piss me off (TIFA IS PERFECT, THINK OF THE OTHER POSSIBLE CANDIDATE). Squall's also not as emo and blames himself for other people's problems. Aerith's death? Yeah, that had nothing to do with Cloud. SHE DOESN'T LISTEN TO PARTY MEMBERS TELLING HER TO FUCKING MOVE BECAUSE SHE'S TRYING TO PRAY! 47) Cloti or Clerith? ...YOU DIDN'T JUST ASK ME THAT QUESTION. I THINK I'VE MADE IT CLEAR! CLOTI ALL THE FUCKING WAY, MOTHERFUCKERS! 48) Eyes On Me or 1000 Words? Eyes On Me. The song's from an original time, so of course it has a hold on my heart. It's just beautiful and the lyrics and meaning are pretty. 1000 Words is too, and the story behind it reflects off the game from two different perspectives. But Eyes On Me is centimental, if you will. 49) List all the FF charcters you've fallen for. Zack, Noctis, Bartz, Zidane, Squall, Reno, Gippal, Vaan, Cloud, Firion, Tidus, Kadaj, Genesis, Balthier, Vincent, Noctis' boys, and Irvine. 50) What crossovers would you like to see with FF? A Kingdom Hearts one, but for Dissidia. How cool would that be? Dead or Alive too, since it looked awesome in Dead Fantasy. Hm...I'm not sure about anything else. Super Smash Bros. Brawl? Heh, that would be cool too. 51) Does anyone in FF look like another character? List 'em all. Noctis and Zack (before his haircut). Cloud and Noctis (but with black hair). Tifa and Rinoa, definitely. Aerith and Stella (BITCHES, not much Stella though. They just have that look to them). The remnants and Sephiroth, obviously. Vaan and Cloud (a tiny bit but happier than Cloud). That's all I got to remember. 52) Which new FF game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Final Fantasy Versus XIII. I want to see Noctis, his voice actor, and everything about him. Oh, and his hot friends. Can't forget them! Plus, I want to see if my hypothesis on what the game is about was correct or FUCKING FAR OFF. Haha. 53) Do you like FF XIII better than the others? Why or why not? Yes and no. Yes, because the cutscenes altogether are just better looking and easier on the eyes. No, because the others have so much more style and originality than XIII does. It's just so much better because that's the series I fell in love with, ever since V. 54) Was it hard for you to keep up with any storylines? Yes, a thousand times yes. It took me years to figure out FF VII, since there was just one or two. The movie didn't help whatsoever, it just added to the confusion. But, after researching everything I didn't understand for literally a year, I got the hang of things. Now I'm a pro. Matter of fact, just answering these questions make my brain throb. It feels like my head is going to implode from so much knowledge. Haha! To your second question, I would just shrug it off, hiding my sadness and anger. But, there's just so many, I can keep reliving the nostalgia whenever I keep playing. Plus, there's always KH. Maybe they quit to work more on that. KH is starting to catch up in popularity and it's original too. 55) What makes FF the best game in the world!? This is a joke question, right? There's so many reason, if I explained, it would take up so much time, mine's and your's. But, what doesn't make it the best game in the world? The crazy fans are actually cool, because they can relate to all your opinions and stuff. The conventions are fun and a place where you can meet people that won't judge you openly. The games themselves are phenominal, world-wide, and everyone loves them. Sure, it takes a while, but it's worth it because you just feel like learning more about it once you start. Or, unless you're one of those people that just want to play the game without knowing what's going on. I can honestly say I've never been like that, nor have I known anyone like that. Final Fantasy is never Final, which is an oxymoron, one that I love. Top 12 KH Characters: 1) Riku - Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before: Yeah, I forgot the title, but it involved Roxas being the ex-boyfriend and stuff. He was jealous when Axel and Xion were getting together finally and tried to stop 'em. It was pretty good, but I don't think it's finished yet. - Do you think Four is hot? YES! It's Ventus! But he's more cute than hot, in my opinion. Yet, Roxas is hot because he's got the bad boy darkness thing going on. Me likey the bad boys. - What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? That would be awkard for the whole Org. I mean, the sadistic member that's more of a man than half the Org gets the nobody that's confused easily and nobody to the keyblade master pregnant? The kid would have a terrible life eventually. - Do you recall any fics about nine? Yeah, quite a lot actually. Like, ones pairing her with Repliku because they both have empty lives and stuff. I remember one "Diary of Namine". That one was fluffy and stuff. With SoraxNamine and RoxasxNamine. - Would Two and Six make a good couple? Uhh no not at all. Vanitas is too hot for Axel, who's too hot for Vanitas. They're just too hot; it would be an eyesore for ugly people. Hehe. - Make up a sumary of a Three/Ten fic. I absolutely adore this pairing! Alright, here goes: Aqua follows Eraqus' orders to pursue Terra, but with a hidden motive; to make sure the one she loves doesn't fall into the darkness. She'd make it her life goal if she had to. Anything to save him. And if he found out, well, maybe it was time he knew. Terra finds out and returns the feeling as well. Sounds all dramatic and what-not, but I kept it non-AU. - Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? GOOD GOD, I HOPE NOT. FUCK, THAT'D BE UGLY! RIKU'S TOO PERFECT! - Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Maybe Two/Four, but Five thrown in there? They'd have to be drunk or Demyx-obsessed to randomly add him into that jumble of odd-ness and abusive relationship-ness. - If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, would would the warning be? Hmm...Abusive Sex. Just because Larxene's in this. Hehe. - What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "That an X-Blade in your pocket or you just happy to see me?" HAHAHAH! I'M SMART. AQUA AS A FLIRT THOUGH? SOUNDS ICKY. - Cuter couple? Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve? Demyx and Namine, definitely! Larxene and Aqua screams ugly! I don't mind yuri, but it sounds ugly. - What would Six say if they saw Eight and Three kissing? "TERRA, YOU FUCKER! GET YOUR APE-HANDS OFF MY ROXIE, YOU PRICK!" Jealousy! Hehe, yaoi kicks ass. - How would you feel if eleven died? Sad. She was cool. Axel and Roxas would be sad, and ultimately, Riku would. Me no like sad Riku. - Which is a more disturbing pairing? One/Four or One/Seven? Riku and Zexion. Ugh, emo loving. - Would Eight ever want to kill Five? Maybe, if Demyx got way too lazy during missions. - Would Four or Nine be sad if Twelve got run over by a car? No, I don't even think Ventus would either. She looks like a bitch, so I'm pretty sure newbie would be grateful he didn't have to deal with her like Namine had to. Namine would be dancing on her grave and pissing right on it, laughing in her face as she died. - If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Terra. Emos have no power over rock-dudes. Lexeaus knows from experience. - One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with 5. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. (FILL IT IN) Riku and Zexion are in a happy relationship until Zexion runs off with Ventus. Riku, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Xion and a brief unhappy affair with Larxene, then follows the wise advice of Demyx and finds true love with Terra. THAT'S FUCKING NASTY RIKU AND LARXENE AND RIKU AND TERRA. FUCK. PLUS RIKU AND ZEXION! BULL SHIT PAIRING. THE ONLY PART THAT MADE SENSE WAS RIKU AND XION. - What title would you give this fic? Hmm... Destiny's Lied Before. - What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Zexion would do an epic face-palm at the sight of Vanitas and Larxene and lock the door, running off to read a book or cut himself in the corner. Top 12 Final Fantasy Characters 1) Zack - Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Yes, dozens. Mostly from the Kingdom Hearts Archive, but they were still good. There's one where Yuffie gets kicked out of the restoration committe by Squall and she goes rogue then Squall feels bad and...spoilers. Nevermind. - Do you think four is hot? Err, not lez, but she's pretty I guess. I like her hair color and the style though. Her clothes and gunblade are cool too. She's got style. - What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? OKAY AWKWARD. PRISHE BANGING CLOUD AND GETTING HIM KNOCKED UP? Cloud might as well feel like shit. I've read a fanfic where Squall gets Cloud pregnant though. It's awkward and OOC to the fucking max. - Do you recall any fics about Nine? Only when he's paired with Paine or Rikku. - Would Two and Six make a good couple? Not really, no. Yuffie's too much for him to handle. He's got Stella already (or Tifa...or Lightning...) - Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Uhmm...it's a different pairing. I've only seen it in a yuri video on Down by Bebe Rexha. But, er... Happiness is a gift, or so Vanille thought. Sometimes gifts go away, but with the help of a certain brunette, can all be restored and replaced with something more? Heh, sounds dramatic again. - Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? HAHAHA THAT'S A FUCKING DUMB QUESTION. AS LONG AS THERE'S YAOI IN FF, THEN FUCK YEAH THERE IS. THAT'S LIKE THE MOST POPULAR YAOI COUPLE IN THE UNIVERSE. - Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Two/Four, yeah, but Genesis randomly added? Ehh probably. They'd have to really be a Genesis crack-head. - If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Language. Vanille and Yuffie would get catty over Zack. Lord knows I would! - What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? "Hey, sexy bitch! Got a whip on ya in that arsenal, 'cause I like 'em dirty!" Haha, Prishe is a total pervert in this! Swearing is a must for her. One of the reasons why I like her. - Cuter couple? Five/Nine or Ten/Twelve? Prishe and Vanille. They'd be so happy together and always make the other smile. Although they would get into fights kinda easy with Prishe. She don't take no bullshit from bitches! Hehe, but Genesis and Gippal is just creepy and awkward. Genesis would keep reciting poems and Gippal would shoot himself or commit a suicide attempt with machina. - What would Six say if they saw Eight and Three kissing? "OOH YOU SLY DOGS YOU! I KNEW IT, CID OWES ME GIL! CID, THEY'RE SNOGGING! BOOBS AND CHOCOBO ARE HITTIN THE SACK!" Yuffie's the bomb. - How would you feel if Eleven died? Sad. Squall didn't deserve to die. I'd feel guilty for Rinoa too, the poor thing. - Which is a more disturbing pairing? One/Four or One/Seven? Zack/Lightning. Lightning would be too pushy and wear the pants. Plus, Zack would flirt with her and she'd knock his fucking block off. What a bitch. I actually love Zack/Rikku. - Would Eight ever want to kill Five? Yeah, if Genesis got him pissed off enough. I'm pretty sure Cloud tried to in Crisis Core. - Would Four or Nine be sad if Twelve got run over by a car? Probably. Lightning might not though, because, she's a bitch, basically. Gippal may or may not, I'm not too sure. He's the type of guy that'd be sad for any death, friend or innocent by-stander. - If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Tifa. A master at any type of martial art versus a thief? Tifa kicks Rikku's ass into perfection and being a good citizen and shit. - One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with 5. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three. (FILL IT IN) Zack and Rikku are in a happy relationship until Rikku runs off with Lightning. Zack, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Squall and a brief unhappy affair with Vanille, then follows the wise advice of Genesis and finds true love with Tifa. I like the beginning, even though Rikku and Lightning would never happen, since Lightning is, again, a bitch, while Rikku is a ball of sunshine the sun had recently farted. Zack would never fuck Squall, just never, and Squall wouldn't be so keen on the idea unless it was Seifer. Maybe the part with Vanille would make sense since she'd be thinking about Hope the whole time, or maybe if she's a whore in disguise and has a thing for Zack. Genesis would give wise advice since he's a genius and the ending is my favorite. Zack x Tifa forever. - What title would you give this fic? Redo. (Too many mistakes, Tifa would be his redo). - What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Rikku would probably do a fangirl squeal and take pictures and put them online. Then she'd never leave them alone until a new couple comes along. Q & A (ME): -Pepsi or Coke: I don't like soda at all, but if i had to choose one, probably Pepsi. I had one at Burger King when it was my cousin's (by accident, of course!) -McDonalds or Burger King: Definitely Burger King. Their fries kick ASS. -Chocolate or Vanilla: NO CONTEST CHOCOLATE! -Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hmm...hard choice, but coffee. Dunkin Donuts coffee especially. Not a Starbucks fan, personally. -Kiss or Hug: Uhmm...? Hug I guess? It's less awkward, say, for example, if it was with a stranger. Soo...yeah. HUG. -Dog or Cat: Dog. I hate cats, ever since Hunter, my aunt's cat. He's evil and fat and nasty and GRR. Fucking bitch. Technically, it would be a pussy(CAT). Hehe. -Rap or Punk: Tough choice too. But Punk. Punk Rock 101! Hehehe! -Summer or Winter: Summer. You can't swim in the winter or go to the beach or anything FUN in the winter when you're blocked in the house by snow. -Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies I always die laughing during them. Scary I just plain die, but I laugh once or twice during them when people get stupid in those movies. And it happens a lot in scary movies. -Love or Money: Love. Like, from my friends and family and crushes and stuff. Money can't make up for that, but money's cool too. Hehe. -Cheated on your partner: Nope. Not that bitchy. -Ever been beaten up: No, thankfully? -Even beaten someone up: Does slapping or wrestling people count? If not, then no. Or randomly punching or hitting in the nuts of guys or slapping across the face or tackling or anything like that. Not an official bullying fight kind of thing. -Ever shoplifted: Nope. My dad shoplifted a bingo piece once at Job Outlet or something like that. Nothing major. I think I stole chapstick once, though. From CVS. Security sucks. -Ever skinny-dipped: FUCK NO. Maybe If I'm drunk in the future. -Ever kissed opposite sex: Yup. First was in like pre-school when everyone was asleep with this boy that liked me. Neither of us had our first kiss, so he caught me in the sneak attack. I was dumb and was just like "eh, whatever." We stayed friends though. It wasn't a real kiss, like longer than 4 seconds or something, though, only a peck. I hope to get my first kiss with someone special soon though. -Been dumped lately: Lately, no. Before, yeah. I've been the dumper too though, it doesn't really sting unless I really liked them. -Favorite eye color: Green or blue eyes. Violet especially! Amber too! -Favorite hair color: Black (which is just a really dark brown) or brown. Highlights are cool, like, dirty blonde or bleach blonde with a dark black. -Short or tall: Short I guess. Short people are cute. I don't want someone too tall! -Style: Funny or the bad boy types. Hell yeah, bad boys are hot. But funny is probably the best. -Looks or personality: Has to be cute (in my eyes at least, I could care less about what other people think of them), and have a sense of humor or make me laugh and just make me feel special in general. I'm not too picky, so yeah. -Hot or Cute: Either one is alright, but cute is to my liking. -Muscular or really skinny: Again, either is fine by me. I'm not too picky about this stuff. Muscular would be cool though, I've never had a muscular boyfriend. They're always skinny or in the middle. -What country do you want to visit: JAPAN OBVIOUSLY! THEY HAVE EVERYTHING THERE! I feel bad about the earthquake too, and I wanna go there and help out. But, alas... -How do you want to die: Quick and painless. Or happy and in the best mood of my lifetime. -Get along with your parents: Sometimes. I usually get into fights with them about my friends, but other than that, we really don't talk too much anymore. I distanced myself from them, while at school I'm a loudmouth and swearing and everything. It's so different from me at home. -Health freak: Nope. My brother is though, I hate germaphobes. -Believe in yourself: Always! -Want to go to college: Yeah, to be a writer or something. I think I have potential in writing or design (videogame and editing). Or art, since I draw pretty good. -Do you smoke: Uhmm...no, considering I'm not old enough. I don't plan on it though. NEVER. -Do you drink: Same as the smoke question. That means no and I don't plan on it. Maybe if I'm older, like at New Years parties. Not so bad that I'll get drink. -Shower daily: Showering daily is bad because you end up smelling worse than you should. So, I skip a day. EX: Monday, skip Tuesday, Wednesday, and so on. But, I always wear deoderant and perfume and what-not. -Do you sing: By myself, to my friends to be stupid, and I used to back in elementary school for chorus and concerts. I don't anymore because I know I suck with a passion. -Hate anyone: Not really no. I'd like to think I have no enemies, but there's probably some I don't know about. I like everyone, sure, they have querks, but whatever. 1) Spell your name without vowels. Lnds. (This is going by the sometimes y rule back in 2nd grade, so yeah). 2) Are you single? Right now, yeah. Some boys like me, but I don't give in to the peer pressure that people put on me saying I should date them. When I find somebody, I will. I got my whole life ahead of me for that junk. Friends and family are what matter. I've got a huge crush that people think is love, but I'm not sure. 3) What's your favorite number? 17. It's the day (number) of my birthday, so yeah. I even did a project on lucky numbers in 5th grade. I got to choose 17 too! (THANKS MS ZAJAC!) 4) What color do you wear the most? By now, I think it's black. See, my school has uniforms, and I always wear black uniform pants with my school's navy blue shirt. Or purple because I have this jacket I love. But I love black anyways, so it's cool. My shoes are all black too and purple and gray. That's my main clothing expertise. And white. On weekends, anyways, I wear normal clothes. 5) Least favorite color? Orange. I hate orange. I don't know anybody that likes that color. Besides, I hate the fucking fruit too. Goddamn fruit with the name of an ugly ass color. 6) Favorite candy? Starburst. One of my friends Janessa even gave me that as my nickname. I like all of them except the yellow and orange ones. SURPRISE! 7) What do you smoke? Uh...nothing? Besides my perfume that smells like bananas, of course! Hehe! 8) Are you happy with your life right now? Yeah. I don't think anything's missing, besides my friends I haven't seen in a while because they either moved to another state because their parents' jobs or they were forced. Or the ones at new schools. Well, I'm happy because I love all of them and they love me too. My new friends are perfect too. 9) Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity? No, I don't think so. My best friend Karissa said I look like Selena Gomez and she's like Demi Lovato. I just laughed. I'm nothing like the disney bitches that took over old-school disney. My friend Mario and his cute brother (I used to like, and vice versa) Austin would call me Lizzie Miguire or Lindsey Lohan. The second one stung a bit (haha). Or they'd call me "Lyndsey, you're so bizarre...o!" because my last name is the ride at Six Flags. They'd never let that go and it's such an old joke, I slap whoever has the balls to say it. They even told my best friend Kendal to give me her sweatshirt because it was the Bizarro Ride sweatshirt. They got slapped. 10) What is your favorite class in school? Umm...I can't say I have one. It's probably math or electives because that's when I'm allowed to goof off. See, my 7th grade math teacher is gay, so he's cool. He's funny too, and he lets us do whatever we want (only when he's on his laptop and can't get us in trouble). Or Social Studies, because it's the same way (minus the gay teacher), and she lets us use iPods. Math does too though, sometimes. 11) Do you shop at hollister/DC/bluenotes? Uhmm...nope. I MIGHT shop at hollister if I went with friends, because my mom wouldn't let me. I have DC's (THE SHOES) but I dunno anything about a store. The last one I have no fucking idea what your talking about, so I'm going with no. 12) Is there anyone you hate in your class? This kid that randomly tries to talk to me and my friends, but literally has nothing either interesting or nice to say. He pisses me off to the point that I can just lift my hand and he'd flinch. He flinches so easily, it's hilarious. I make fun of him all the time because he starts shit so quickly. Maddie (my bestie) is getting pissed too. Hell, even Grace (my innocent and nice bestie) thinks he's sad and annoying. 13) Who is your best friend? I have a ton of best friends. My rightie is Julia Barboza, my leftie is Karissa Freitas, and my wifey is Carlissa Santos. Kendal Chandler is my blind side. She's mad that she's not as important, despite knowing me longer than Carlissa and Julia, but it's the most important. Blind side is something that's been there through everything and doesn't get repayed for it often enough. Blind side is also something I made up myself. Blind side is someone who's got your back and won't judge you. But, my absolute best friend is someone I've known my whole life. Sabrina Soares. Ever since we were babies, practically, sicne we met at this baby park or whatever. We've been through grade-school together, and got seperated. We hope to reunite at Voc Tech and be a duo (people would confuse us as twins again) inseperable. But, despite all that, I love all of my friends and best friends equally. Maybe Sabrina a tiny bit more. Just a tiny bit. 14) Where do you go to school? Awkward questions now? Well, I used to go to Ingraham Preschool. Then DeValles Elementary. Then Global Learning Charter Public School (GLCPS because the name is too fucking long), and for high school, hopefully Voc Tech. College might be B.U (Boston University) I hope. 15) Are you outgoing? Yeah, very. Around strangers too. Once, I went up to a little boy on the street and gave him a hug. His mother dragged him away and he started panicking. The question here is either "Do I need help?" or "Are you ever fucking shy?" The answer to both would be no. 16) One word to describe you? Random. Or retarded. Or awesome. Or tomboy. One of those works. 17) Favorite pair of shoes? VANS or DCs. I hate Heeleyz though. Damn roller-skate shoes. I can't even roller or ice-skate. 18) Do you own big sunglasses? I wish. I own normal ones, but those broke a while ago. That would be cool to have though. I'mma get that one day! I have black shutter-shades I forced my mom to let me buy at the sunglasses stand in the Dartmouth Mall. Those rock! 19) Where do you wish you were right now? France, eating a bagel on the Eifel Tower, taking pictures to savor the moment. Haha! Or in Japan running around the japanese streets trying to talk to people. 20) What should you be doing right now? Sleeping. My parents want me to go to bed early, even on weekends, but I never do. I always stay up. I even stay up a whole day sometimes if I'm in the mood for it. 21) Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Nope. I realized I like somebody as a brother, so I invited him to be a brother on facebook (which I'm not allowed to have, along with a fanfiction or youtube). But do I have a crush now? I think it's way more than a crush. I shouldn't even like this kid; we've been through a lot of shit, and I love him, yet I don't sometimes. He's ... him. There's no word for him or anything he does. I will always love him as long as I know him or even see anything that relates to him in some way, and once he's out of my life (if that ever happens) then only then will I move on. He's a player though, and I don't stand a chance. Oh well, I still love my boyfriend too, and I'm putting this player aside, deleting him from my life for now. I'll try. - Honestly, what's on your mind right now? Beating Crisis Core. That game is addictive. - Honestly, what are you doing right now? Err, typing this up as you ask me questions? - Honesly, have you done something bad today? I've made fun of this kid that looked like he had mental issues. Not even being mean, dead serious. It was peer pressure, my brother was egging me on. So, he started it. - Honestly, would you rahter watch disney channel or discovery channel? Ugh, disney I guess. Sonny With a Chance is alright I guess. Or, Good Luck Charlie. That's cool too. - Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone? My rightie Julia. This will change eventually. - Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now? Hmm...I think it's just my wifey Carlissa. She has a nice boyfriend ( I like the fact that she always gets nice boyfriends, while mine are bleh). Plus, a lot of people admire her and she's like a mother or sister to everyone. I'm not sure if I'm like that. Sister, I'd like to think so, mother? That's not me. - Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time? People that call others things that they do themselves. Or, if I tell someone they're something when I'm being honest, they deny that and get mad at me. I call things the way they are, they just deny it to boost their egos or reputations. It's sickening. - Honestly, do you bite your nails? Yep. But when I'm at home though. It's more of a habit, not something I do when I'm nervous. - Honestly, do you wish you could see someone right now? No? I'm not desperate, plus, being single is better. You always get the wrong people if you aren't ready to find true love. So, they turn out terrible; always nagging or following you, never paying attention to you. But see as in look at them, then yes. I wish I could see my best friend Nathan Strickland who's living it up in North Carolina, probably with a nice girlfriend and stuff, talking to his hamster. - Honestly, do you have a friend you don't actually like? Yep. Alize Furtado. She used to be so jealous of me, it was sad. Then she'd try to be like me. A few years later, she finds me on facebook and adds me. Then she tries talking to me like "OMG It's you! I missed you, how you been?" This was the girl that talked about me in spite because I'd always get leads in songs and solos and all the boys liked me or whatever. Then she acts like we're friends? I never replied. We don't talk anymore, no matter how much she tries. But, I'd defend her when people are mad at her. I'm the good friend here, and I even forgave her. We're starting to talk now, thanks to my forgiving attitude. It seems she forgot about everything conveniently. - Can you blow a bubble? HELL YEAH. I even got one stuck to my nose once. It was so huge (that's what she said OHH). Hehe! - Can you dance? Nope. Only playing Just Dance or Just Dance 2 or following dance moves and everything like that, can I dance. - Can you do a cart wheel? FUCK YES. Ask my Tang Soo Do teacher. She'll say the same thing. (Maybe not fuck yes, but yes.) - Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? Ehh? No? - Can you whistle? Yup! I taught my brother how to whistle too! Now he whistles all the time and it's annoying when I tell him to shut up. I don't whistle that much though. Only when I'm acting innocent or if I'm bored and just sitting around. He denies the fact that I taught him though. - Can you wiggle your ears? GOD DAMMIT NO! MY FRIEND MATT CAN AND I CAN'T AND IT PISSES ME OFF! I FEEL LIKE RIPPING HIS EARS OFF AT THIS MOMENT! - Can you roll your tongue? YEP! WOOT! - Can you make a clover with your tongue? Nope. I don't know anybody that can though. - What do you do when you're mad? Either I throw something, swear repeatedly in my mind, or sit in silence and think about hurting people. Or take it out on the nearest object. - What's the worse thing you've done when you were mad? I flipped out at my best friend. She was so upset and started crying, I instantly calmed down and hugged her. Then I bought her a teddy bear to make up for it! - Ever made anyone cry when you were mad? Besides that friend, my grandma. My brothers and I were wrestling and things got outta control. The second floor was destroyed, we were all sore, and my grandma started to cry because she was so scared and worried about what was going on. She wouldn't even go upstairs. We all felt guilty and apologized for weeks. - Ever really cried your heart out? Not really, no. Maybe once, when I was little over something dumb, but that's it. I can't remember what though? I think it was when my parents left me when they had to go to work, I was hyperventalating and panicking and screaming and crying and curled up in a ball in the living room. My brothers were at school too. My grandma tried calming me down. I would stare at my mom and dad's wedding picture, praying they would come back. - Ever cried yourself to sleep? I think it was a few hours after the previous story. I fell asleep on the floor and my dad put me in my bed. I woke up late, like 11 and ran over to their bedroom and hugged them and everything. This was when I was 5, mind you. - Do you cry when you get an injury? Nope. Well, not anymore. I used to, like when I sprained my ankle or cut my knee when I was 7. - Do certain songs make you cry? Yup! "Immortal" by Evanescence, "When You're Gone" by Avril Lavigne, "What Hurts The Most" by Rascal Flatts, and "Slipped Away" by Avril Lavigne. I mainly cry on sad love songs. Strange, it's usually Avril Lavigne that does the trick. Or songs I can relate to that's happened, such as loving someone that can't love you back. *Cough, Cough* - Do certain movies make you cry? The ending of Pokemon Mewtwo vs Mew. When Ash is turned to stone and Pikachu starts crying. I cried when Zack Fair died. Bauled my eyes out. Tarzan has when I was young. That's all I can remember, though. - Are you usually a happy person? Yep! Most of the time! - What makes you the happiest? Friends! Family! Funny stuff! Candy! Anything I think is funny or nice or that I like! - Does being with your friends make you happy! DURRR!! DIPSHITS! OF COURSE IT DOES! - Do you believe in yourself? Yup! I have a lot of self-confidence! - Do you wish you were happier? I'm as happy as I can get, trust me! - Is being happy overrated? No! You sound like an emo person, GAWD. - Can music make you happy? Of course! Music is life! Especially dance or pop songs, when you jump around your room like "HELL YEAH I'M PUMPED!" - How many times have you had your heart broken? Once. When my (almost) love of my life was staying at the school I was leaving. I had to leave to get into the school, since I was going into fifth grade to GLCPS, and Justin DeSousa (love of my life) was staying. He was a grade younger, so he couldn't go. He promised me he'd be at GLCPS for fifth grade and so on. But he never did. I saw him a few months ago outside of the church near the old school. I held back tears. The car parked because a red light and he saw me and he looked guilty and sad, yet happy to see me. I just waved while the car drove off. My mom didn't notice, thank god. I'll always love him though. Least I think so. I'm using love like it's something simple and common. Damn. - Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? My friends and family yeah. Maybe Justin though. I really loved him with everything I had. Definitely my family though and without a doubt my friends. They'd do the same for me too. I knew Justin would too. Right now, there's only one person I'd truly die for. Take a bullet or anything. Hell, I'd kill myself if it meant saving him. The player, and definitely my boyfriend too. He's got a hold on me and it's killing me inside, while my boyfriend is my world. - Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'? Yep. Justin, Anthony (lil bro, as a lil bro way), Trevor (in a rap he wrote for me), Dylan (he had the biggest crush/love-crush on me), and some other boys that liked me. Player used to say it all the time. - Do you actually hate anyone? Celebrities mainly. Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift (I laughed my ass off at what Kanye did to that bitch), and people like that. People I know, no. I would think I did, but honestly, no. Oh, and videogame characters. AERITH FUCKING SUCKS. - Have you ever been on a hit list? Chances are, yes. I probably have been, and honestly, those people can kiss my ass. - Are you a mean bully? Only to the people that have a problem with me and make it obvious. Those douchenozzles. - Do you hate George Bush? Do dogs bark? Do chickens cluck? Do ducks quack? Answer to all that, and the question YOU asked, is yes. He is a useless excuse for a president. - Is your self-esteem extremely low? Nope! - Do you think you're good looking? Not really. I don't think I'm absolutely gorgeous, but I don't think I'm ugly either. My friends say I'm pretty, but really, they have to say that. I wish I had an honest friend that would be straight-up and tell me if I was or not. It's not like it hurts my feelings. I'm average...let's go with that! - Do you wish you could be someone else? No. I like me the way I am, and if people don't, too fucking bad, life's a bitch, and move on. I'm not changing for anyone anytime soon. Hair Color: Brown. Dark brown. Current Piercings: None. I hate ear-piercings and I'm DEFINITELY not piercing anything else. My mom wants me to get earrings, but fuck her, it's not her ears! Nobody stares at ears during a conversation anyways, and I didn't make friends with my ears. Tattoos: NONE. OBVIOUSLY! Not even the fake ones, those are annoying. I hate those and stickers. Straight Hair Or Curly: It varies time to time. Shirt? - Blue ECHO enviro-lab tee with the label on it. Short sleeved, and pretty long, past my waist. Pants? - Blue sweat pants. Necklace? - A Sora laying on a heart one that took forever to find, but finally did on the floor of Hot Topic in Providence Place Mall. Oh, and the gold crown necklace. Shoes? - Barefoot. Hats? - Nope. Hugged Someone? Dozens of times. Been on the phone until the sun came up? Yup! With boys, mostly, because they keep up random conversations. At least, the ones I know. Laughed so hard you peed in your pants? No! Not yet, anyways. Hehe! Laughed so hard you cried? Yep! It's mostly at school! Me and Maddie tell "That's what she said" jokes and it turns out a lot wronger than we intended. I was dying during math and science. The teachers hate me by now. Got in a fight with someone? Yup! Brothers, and random girls I forget who! THE LAST... Person you talked to in person - My brother. Person you talked to online - Grace and Monique (my best friends). Person you hugged - My mom, this morning I think. 1) Do you like surveys? Yeah, I guess, if they're interesting. They take a lot of time though. Kinda like this one. 2) Do you get along with your parents? Sometimes. I usually don't talk to them that much. Unless I'm in the mood for it. They always judge me and don't like me for me. My friends do, so naturally, they're the most imporant thing in my life. 3) Do you have mental breakdowns? No. I kid around at school pretending I have them, but not for real. Yet, anyways. Current Mood: Relaxed. Current Hairstyle: Straight with some strands out of place. Current Thing I Should Be Doing: Sleeping. Current Windows Open: LYNDSEY BIZ (E:) (iPod), Untitled - Notepad, and iTunes. Current Desktop Picture: The Kingdom Hearts Gang of Sora, Kairi, Riku, Roxas, and Axel as dogs in a FOR SALE box. Got it off deviantart. It's so cute! Axel looks like a doggie pedo though, staring at Roxas laying on top of him. Axel's older though (and a red dog with green eyes), and Roxas is a puppy (yellow with blue eyes). Riku is a silver dog, all serious and what-not, with cerulean eyes just staring hard at you. Sora is all happy in the front of the box, his tongue lolling out (his blue eyes wide and happy with his brown-dogginess). Kairi is a pink doggie with a blue bow on her neck. They all have their hairstyles too, and even Axel has his eyes tattoos. 1) Did you ever get into a fist fight in school? Not really, no. But I got close to it. 2) Did you ever run away from home? No, but I'd always used to think about it. I'd plan to go over to Kendal's house or maybe the park and just camp out for a while at the park. 3) Did you ever want to be a doctor? No! They have gross jobs. Paying jobs, yeah, but gross and risky. You'd get blamed if people died on your shift. 4) Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? Nope. I'd die in the fire before I could save anyone. I'm that big of a fail. Hehe! 5) Do you know how to swim? Yep! I'm a pro! I was a flying fish at the YMCA. Summer camp and swim team! 6) Do you like roller coasters? Some of 'em I do. Some I don't. 7) Do you own a bike? Yeah. A blue mountain-bike. I never really ride it though. It's in the basement with the rest of the bikes that everyone owns. Except my grandma and my dog that is. Even my uncle's bike's down there, and he doesn't even ride it anymore. 8) Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? FUCK NO! I'm picky when it comes to food. 9) Does hair loss run in your family at all? Uhmm...No? 10) Does your car get good gas mileage? That's a tree you'll have to bark up with my mom or dad. I don't drive, for I am not old enough yet. 11) Does you family have family picnics? If you call going down to first floor, my grandma's floor, and eating there picnicing, then yes. Or the classy way we take our food to our seperate rooms and eat like fucking slobs, then yes again! 12) How tall are you? Average. 5'0" or 5'1". It might not be right because I fail at measurement. 13) Have you ever been to the ocean? Yeah, the beach is literally a five-minute drive from my house. 14) Have you ever painted your nails? One or two times, yeah. It was either green or yellow, or a mixture of both. Can't remember. I have the old nail polish from like 6 years ago. It's all chunky and what-not. Souvenier, motherfucker!! 15) How much money do you have on you right now? Maybe over 50 dollars. I would have over 100 right now (not including gift cards) if it wasn't Christmas, then my birthday, and I begged to go shopping like 4 times. 16) Last person you hung out with? My best friends at school. 17) Last thing someone said to you? "Oh okay bye! I'll talk to you later then!" Grace 18) Last thing you said out loud? "DAMN!" In a loud whisper at my Crisis Core game when I took damage against a Genesis Copy. FUCKING CREEPS AND COPIERS! GENESIS ORIGINAL ROCKS MY FUCKING SOCKS! 19) What are you listening to? Kevin Rudolf - In The City. "MOTHERFUCKERS I KNOW WHO I AM" 20) What is the weather outside? Dark out, since it's night on January 28th, (3:30AM), and cold as fuck. 21) What was the last restaurant you ate at? McDonalds. Haha. 22) What was the last thing you had to drink? Capri Sun, the Strawberry Kiwi flavor. I wish it was the Wild Cherry though. I hate the orange or grape flavors though. 23) What was the last movie you watched? Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children. Best movie ever, one of my favorites. "MOTHER!" - Inside joke with me and bestie for life Sabrina! "GENOVA GENOVA GENOVA GENOVA GENOVA GENOVA!" and my favorite "Tifa x Spoon on the wall! Ooh yeah! Oh, oh, oh! Denzel x Cloud! Kawaiii!" Upcoming Projects: "Ask, And You Shall Be Answered" - A truth or dare sort of thing for KH. It's kind of a re-do of my original one, but better, and no stops. Guaranteed. "Remember" - This is a merge sort of thing. It has two different sides, both with different titles, but they fit under this. It's based off Remembering Sunday by All Time Low. Kinda tragic. AU, hehe! "How Misery Loves Me" - An AU for Final Fantasy VII, with the classic love triangle, maybe a rectangle. Ooh, mystery! Highschool setting, too.
~ Addicted/Apologize/Angel (Spellbound a.k.a soragirl4ever) - An amazing AU with three different perspectives, with Sora as a high-school reject, Kairi as a new girl everybody likes, and Riku as the king of the school. Gotta read it! (In progress) And check out Spellbound a.k.a soragirl4ever, since she's an awesome writer. ~ Teenage Wasteland (xo.Kyorii) - This story is so insanely epic, I can't even describe it right! Basically a bunch of KH/FF characters on an island paradise trying to survive the drama that is the island, and, the romances! (In progress) xo.Kyorii is amazingly amazing of a writer, and I love her work! CHECK HER OUT NOW! ~ Invetiable (missezlovett) - Best DxG (Duncan and Gwen) fic I've ever read. High school setting, and they finally just got together! Loves it! Quotes: - "Only one chance, one bullet in the gun. This is my life, and I've only got one." (Natasha Bedingfield, Last Chance by Nicki Minaj) - "Can somebody please tell me how I got so SMAAALLLL?!" (Ven, Castle of Dreams, Birth By Sleep) - "I don't know who or why or where, but I can still feel the music." (Naked Brothers Band, If That's Not Love) - "Think I'll pass. My heart just wouldn't be in it, ya know? Haven't got one." (Axel, Death Scene, KH II) - "Dance, water, dance!" (Demyx, Boss Battle, KH II) - "A foul mouth's a part of the charm." (Zidane, VS Prishe Quote, Dissidia 012) - "You're going to like me, you're going to like me...Did it work?" (Rinoa, Final Fantasy VIII, Ballroom Dance) - "I'm beautiful in my way, 'cause God makes no mistakes, I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way!" (Lady Gaga, Born This Way, Chorus) - "Suck my back!" (Janessa, my friend) - "Are you a part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee?" (Chad, my classmate and friend) - "Flow tighter than a dick in the butt." (Nicki Minaj, Roger That verse) - "I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch!" (Me) - "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" (Lil bro Anthony, but he's not my blood bro, we're just that close) - "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson here is never try." (Homer Simpson, The Simpsons) - "Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself." (Can't remember where that one came from.) Thanks for viewing me! Ugh, sounds gross. But yeah! Any questions or you wanna chat, feel free to contact me from anything mentioned above! :) Try to support me, huh? It's my second try in the business of writing misadventures, and I'm off to a shaky start this year. Bye-byes, and loves ya! :-* |
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