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I am a 34 year old military spouse living in Florida along with my husband and my two children.

I was turned onto Twilight by another military spouse in 2009 when I lived in Okinawa and became obbsessed. After reading the saga several hundreds of times, I found out about fan fiction. Twilight inspired fan fiction has now become my new addiction.

There are so many talented writers out there who share the same addiction as me. I haven't attemted to write one myself (a little scared, I guess), but my goal is one day to finally overcome my fear and just write.

I am a huge fan of The Lemonade Stand. If you really want to find some awesome Twilight fanfictions check out www.tehlemonadestand.com

Different websites (besides fanfiction(dot)net) that help feed my addiction are: www.thefreedomfanfictionwriters.com ; www.twcslibrary.com ; www.twilighted.net

SAVE YOUR FAVORITE ADULT FANFICTION! Sign the petition to get Fanfiction.net to add an MA rating! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5734048/1/

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Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,468 - Reviews: 5415 - Favs: 5,779 - Follows: 6,805 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kidnapped by madcowre reviews
Bella and Edward have grown up hating each other, much to the frustration of their parents. But when they are thrown together in a traumatic event, can they put aside their differences to survive and maybe even fall in love. E/B AU AH Lemons,Lang,Dark Th
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 5821 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chop and Change by Krazyk85 reviews
Caught trying to steal his car, a runaway, Bella, meets Edward. A man with his own vices and long rap sheet. Taking her under his wing and teaching her the way to truly boost cars, they embark on a journey of crime fitting of Bonnie and Clyde. ExB, Lemons, Violence, Guns, and Fun. HEA. BPOV. Watch Trailer on youtube: www. youtube. com /watch? v S5mvlCUXDf8& feature youtube gdata
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4504 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 5/2/2018 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Blue Lines by Payton79 reviews
Bella, a good girl, was dumped by her long-time boyfriend. Edward, a young doctor, is feeling suffocated by his father's plans. Waking up next to a stranger is a shock for a good girl. Seeing the girl of your dreams run out on you the morning after sucks for a nice guy. What if two blue lines will bind the two together for life? What if they can't even remember how they came to be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 161,461 - Reviews: 3938 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 3,447 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Episode by BoydBlog reviews
Bella Swan is a writer that is on a trip of a lifetime. Edward Cullen is a famous actor, whose life is a blur of film-sets, hotels and screaming fans. A destined encounter and a battle of mind over matter erupt amongst sensual music and a shared longing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,266 - Reviews: 3120 - Favs: 2,030 - Follows: 2,240 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Echoes in Time by knicnort3 reviews
Love is the most powerful force in the universe, and heartbreak is one of the most dangerous. Two hundred years ago a curse was conceived from unrequited love; now, in present time, Edward has grown cynical and despondent. Can a certain chocolate eyed stranger finally bring him some solace, or is he doomed to suffer for eternity? AU, No Vamps, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,317 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Silk by jlho reviews
Bella is a smart mouthed, celebrity hating P.A. to a Hollywood Stylist. Edward is an arrogant Hollywood playboy. What happens when their paths cross on the night of the Globes? Rated M for swears and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 179,340 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 5,414 - Follows: 3,878 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Beyond the Break Room by Discordia81 reviews
22 year-old Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the 39 year-old VP at Providence Medical Center in Portland. After years of fighting the attraction, a tryst in the break room leads to a complicated relationship. Trying not to get caught by the prying eyes of their entire workplace, they're forced to hide their relationship and deal with his ex-wife and his 16 year-old daughter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,489 - Reviews: 3324 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19674 - Favs: 9,661 - Follows: 6,808 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12658 - Favs: 8,854 - Follows: 6,406 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Confessions of the Overworked, Underpaid Peen by smmiskimen reviews
You've heard of Edward's pov, but what about Edward's peen's pov? Get inside the peen's perspective and see what goes on inside the pants. If you've ever thought it was hard being a person, try living this life. AH, AU, M, E&B eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,395 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I remain, Yours by Momatu reviews
Bella is unexpectedly given an antique desk that once belonged to Edward, and in it she finds a letter he wrote to his cousin in 1918. She responds and sets them off on a journey neither could ever have expected. Perhaps there are some things we aren't meant to understand, just accept... Will eventually contain character death - NOT Edward or Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 456,107 - Reviews: 4805 - Favs: 2,399 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Under Pressure by JiffyKate reviews
Have you ever imagined what it would be like if your favorite characters starred in a John Hughes movie? We have! This is their story. The year is 1984. Bella and Edward are seniors in high school...where everyone is under pressure. Rated M for future lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 105,450 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Give Away Girl by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Honor student Bella Swan has mastered the arts...of manipulating her divorced parents, rolling the perfect joint, and faking an orgasm. Who wouldn't want to keep a girl like her? An unconventional coming of age tale for Gen Xer Bella. Rated M. *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 243,579 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,018 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11096 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 5,995 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,442 - Follows: 3,641 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10843 - Favs: 12,319 - Follows: 12,822 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pinky Swear by kharizzmatik reviews
Bella always knew she loved her best friend, but it isn't until she finds out he's engaged that she remembers just how much. How far will she go to make him see he's marrying the wrong woman? A story about finding your heart and losing your head. AH E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,334 - Reviews: 7216 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13472 - Favs: 9,777 - Follows: 5,081 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Washed Up by xrxdanixrx reviews
She washed up along the river near his secluded log cabin with no memories. He couldn't just leave her to fend for herself, could he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,721 - Reviews: 4046 - Favs: 2,887 - Follows: 3,288 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8255 - Favs: 8,532 - Follows: 8,587 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Gravity Series 1: Blood & Glory by drotuno reviews
The definition of a mercenary is a soldier for hire. His crew are trained fighting machines. Hers are smart PIs. What happens when they need each other to survive? Canon couples. AH/AU. Rated M for lots of reasons, including violence and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 302,953 - Reviews: 5053 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Love Sick Geek by SoapyMayhem reviews
HIATUS Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his best friend Bella for years. When Bella and her boyfriend break up, Edward devises a plan to make her see him as more than a friend. Can Bella see beyond the Geek?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,098 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8686 - Favs: 7,922 - Follows: 3,117 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tunes with Tony Masen by Just4ALE reviews
Our late night calls were fascinating. His attitude in person was frustrating. Stupid radio host with the velvety, seductive voice. Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Will the real Tony Masen please stand up? AH. Drama/Mystery/Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,409 - Reviews: 3732 - Favs: 2,902 - Follows: 1,714 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6347 - Favs: 6,115 - Follows: 2,538 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5435 - Favs: 5,500 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shotgun Charlie by jstarrh reviews
When Charlie catches Edward and Bella in a compromising position how will he react? What lengths will they have to go to in order to get alone time together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,640 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 4,705 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella