AU: After the war Hermione returns to Hogwarts to finish school. She is plagued by nightmares and has trouble sleeping, so she takes to secretly brewing at night. Snape finds her and offers to give her extra classes, during which the pair slowly but surly starts growing closer. SSHG (Rating may change later)

I awaken from a cryogenic state two centuries into the future. A very convincing doctor persuades me to accept Starfleet's offer to join its new Deep Space Program. The starship I will be joining as part guest, part Old Earth leading authority is the USS Enterprise. The perks? Constant contact with tall, dark, handsome, and pointy-ears!

"So after a 'slight shock' I've been brought to a place that shouldn't exist. Perhaps I've gone mad; but if this is madness: I can work with it. I'm onboard the Enterprise and warning: my story is full of amusing misunderstandings,hostile take-overs,body switching,overbearing aliens,time travel,romance,chaos,and yes a wee bit of ponfarr. Read at own peril but I'm no hero." OC