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BIO:

Name: Gabriella

Age: Stalker much?

Appearance: Big, brown eyes. Really, really pale skin. And dark brown curly hair.

Sign: Virgo (woohoo! same as Hermione Granger)

Personality: Quiet, Creative, Insufferable Know-it-all (thank you Snape).

Music Inspirations: (These are the artists I listen to when I write) , John Mayer, James Blunt, Maroon 5, Savng Jane, Boys Like Girls, The Script, Glee.

Favorite books: HARRY POTTER!!!!, Twilight, NewMoon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, Bree Tanner, House of the Night books, The Immortal books, Vampire Diaries, City of Bones, City of Ashes, and City of Glass

Likes: glee!!!, Irish accents (swoon), Books (why not?), Romance (sucker for the fluff), Les Miserables (I've even been in the show) & Writing (kinda obvious).

Dislikes: Selfishness (there are other people on this planet), Homophobia (seriously I'm straight but LOVE IS LOVE PEOPLE! why do we need a label?"), and Mangoes (they're slimy).

Status: I've just posted a new story. It's about Blaine being abused by his father and trying to move on with the help of Kurt, Burt, Carole, Finn, and Cooper. (May 7th, 2012)

List ten GLEE characters in no particular order

1. Blaine

2. Kurt

3. Cooper

4. Finn

5. Burt

6. Carole

7. Will

8. Puck

9. Sam

10. Sebastian

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Burt/Sebastian? NO! Awkward :) haha

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Cooper? Yup! But Blaine is definitely the hotter brother (Team Starkid forever and always

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Carole got Blaine pregnant. Woah just lost my lunch and got a head ache :)

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Sam? Yeah there's tons of great ones.

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Will and Kurt? I could see it working out if Will was gay thy have similar interests but I definitely suppot Klaine and Wemma :)

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Finn/Puck... interesting. Finn/Sam unexpected although I bet Finn really enjpyed seeing Sam in that bar with all that glitter haha

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in bed together?

If Will discovered Cooper and Puck in bed together? AWKWARD THOUGHT YUCK!!!!

8. Make a plot for a two and six fic.

Kurt & Carole finally bond on one lonely mother's day when Finn is away comforting Rachel.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Finn/Sebastian nope!

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Father I Never Had But Always Needed

11. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

This Is Your Life- By: Switchfoot

A/N Sooooo Narcissa, I think she is really misunderstood in reality she's just trying to do what she can to protect her little boy. She even helps Harry in the end. I think her song would be,

'Imperfection' by Saving Jane. Trust me it's perfect. youtube it!

14. If nine was cheated on by two with five, what would nine say?

If was Fred cheated on by Hermione and Severus they would say, "What the -beep beep- you're fooling around with the greasy bat of the dungeons when you could have this (motions to himslef)?"

Narcissa's Song Imperfection~ By Saving Jane

"Imperfection"

My hair's a wreck
Mascara runs
My feet get dirty
And my skin burns in the sun.
My lips they bleed
But I still sing my songs.
Takes me a minute
To admit it when I'm wrong.

Pretty is as pretty does,
But pretty's not my thing.

This is what you get.
This is who I am.
Take me now or leave me
Any way you can.
Sometimes I trip and fall
But I know where I stand.
And if you're thinking about changing my direction,
Don't mess with imperfection.

My back is weak,
But my will is true.
Got good intentions
But I never follow through.
I say too much,
And don't know when to leave.
In case you're looking,
That's my heart there on my sleeve.

Ego trips and stupid slip ups,
I'm a mess but

This is what you get.
This is who I am.
Take me now or leave me
Any way you can.
Sometimes I trip and fall
But I know where I stand.
And if you're thinking about changing my direction,
Don't mess with imperfection.

Scratched and bruised,
A little used,
But baby I work fine.
You might call me
Damaged goods,
But I'm one of a kind.

My hair's a wreck,
No I'm not perfect
But I'm not the only one.

This is what you get.
This is who I am.
Take me now or leave me
Any way you can.
Sometimes I trip and fall
But I know where I stand.
And if you're thinking about changing my direction,
Don't mess with imperfection.
This is who I am.
After if you're thinking about changing my direction,
Don't mess with imperfection.

Seven nice things about Insanity:

1. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
2. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
3. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
4. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the steet.
5. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
6. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
7. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all.

16 things to do in Walmart.

1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
16. Stage a conversation with your shadow then when you walk through a shady area, scream that your friend is missing.

42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.

A friend will comfert you when he rejects you, Best Friend well go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you,Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, Best Friend will laugh because she tripped me.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming, Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you there umbrella in the rain, Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, Best Friend helps you move the bodies

A friend well bail you out of jail, Best Friend is siting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Lets do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you, Best Friend could right a very imbarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach me how to drive, Best Friend will help me push the car in the lake so i can collect insurence.

A friend will go to the concert with me, Best Friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend will hide me from the cops, Best Friend is the reason there after me.

A friend will let me make a fool of myself in public, Best Friend is makeing a fool of herself next to me.

Friends Fade, Best Friends are forever.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the dang leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
She Said: You wear pants, don't you?

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

All the good guys are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books.

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Success = Failure!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. I mean, DUH!

When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you.

Liar, liar, pants on fire, hanging from a cellphone wire

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