Hi!

I write fanfiction, but mostly on paper. But I can tell people the plot so that you guys can use it and publish it on here, making it even better! o_X

The story 'things i must not do in the akatsuki' isn't mine. I did not write them. It is merely a collection of things that I have found online.

Plots for fanfiction!

Naruto: Shukaku mentally breaks a six year old Fem!Gaara completely, turning her into an unstable killing machine with three emotions: Irritation, anger, and bloodlust. The Akatsuki decide that they want all three Sandsibs, and Suna is happy to give them away and get on the better side of Akatsuki. In my little story, Shukaku has six tails, and whatever the Rokubi was has one. POV changes, but it's usually Fem!Gaara or Temari POV.

BGII - Throne of Bhaal: Amelysan isn't as evil as it seems. Her real plan is to become murder god and then use the evil powers to do good - she really was Mellissan all along.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Itachi

2. Hinata

3. Kiba

4. Kakashi

5. Gamakichi

6. Shizune

7. Kisame

8. Tobi

9. Gaara

10. Akamaru

11. Anko

12. Deidara

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Shizune/Anko. Nope.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Kakashi. He's cute ^.^ but not hot.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Deidara got Tobi pregnant? umm...
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Gaara. They're almost all Gaara-finds-love fics.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Hinata and Shizune? They actually might...
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Gamakichi/Gaara or Gamakichi/Akamaru. DO NOT WANT.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If Kisame walked in on Hinata and Deidara having sex? He would close the door rapidly and tease Deidara for EVER about it the next day.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Kiba/Akamaru? Why Did I Write This?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Itachi and Tobi? I don't think so.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Kisame/Deidara. The Akatsuki Chronicles.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Kakashi,Itachi After a long day at the ANBU HQ, they decide to go out for a drink.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Kiba. Don't know.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Anko? Don't know.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Itachi/Kiba/Naruto? XD lolno.
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? WOOF!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Twelve, what song would you choose? Demolition Man by Sting
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Itachi/Shizune/Deidara...lemon?
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? *starts humping her leg*
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? “Why?!” (Anko describes Hinata/Tobi)
20) How emo is Seven? Not much ] (Deidara)

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. [Wrong. The first name that came into my mind was that of my little brother.]

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive. [True]

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. [Nope, too lazy for social life!]

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected. [Challenge Accepted.]

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. [Duh. This applies to EVERYONE, EVER.]

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. [Anko (from Naruto.) Yeah. Kurenai is my alter-ego! ^.^]

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. [128. 'Nuff said.]

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person. [True.]

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. [Wrong, right.]
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! [I wish I would become a better coloratura and widen my range. Possible.]

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If you could read that put it in your profile

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't..

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

1. WHERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My middle name is my Gran's name.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? At Naruto, when Itachi died and the truth about the Uchiha Massacre was revealed.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Yup.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I'm a vegetarian.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? I'm too young, but I want to have a boy, a girl, and twin girls.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? I don’t think so! I'm too pedantic!

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Weetabix with honey, I get through six or seven a day o_X!

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM Off? Nope, I'm lazy.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Physically and mentally, yes.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Caramel!

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?Hair, how fat or thin they are, any weird or unusual facial features.

15. RED OR PINK? Red.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Question number 16.

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Don't mind.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? A skirt and no shoes. If you mean my underwear, then that's pink.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Donut

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothing :(

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Indigo

23. FAVORITE SMELLS? After it rains o_X!

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My mum's friend.

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I found it.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Jousting!

28. EYE COLOR? Green or blue, depends on my mood... freaky!

29. Do you wear contacts? No.

30. FAVORITE FOOD? Tablet! o_X!

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? SCARY movies!

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? HP 7 pt.1

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU wearing? White, its my school shirt.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.

35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hugs.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Donuts.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Hn.

38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Yes? What is it?

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? None, but I'm using HP 5 for a crossover fanfic so that, i guess.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I wonder...lego?

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? Nothing

42. FAVORITE SOUND? Rain

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? BEATLES!

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Finland.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? Wales

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Nobodies.

48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? 17.51

The iPod shuffle quiz

1) Put your iTunes (or iPod or BearShare) on shuffle

2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Andante, Andante -ABBA

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Try Your Best -Kaiser Chiefs

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Saturday Night -Kaiser Chiefs

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

You Take My Breath Away -Queen

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Beginning Of The End -Status Quo

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Something That You Said -Bangles

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Rock & Roll Band -ABBA

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Twenty Wild Horses -Status Quo

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Cassandra -ABBA

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

A Human Body -Queen

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Alice -Avril Lavigne

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Doing All Right -Queen

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Riddles -Joan Jett & The Blackhearts [True!]

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Green Tambourine -Status Quo

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Bad Reputation -Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Thank You For The Music -ABBA

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Life On Mars -Eurythmics

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

A Hard Day's Night -The Beatles

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

Hazy Shade Of Winter -Bangles

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Molly's Lips -Nirvana

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

The Piper -ABBA

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Grenade -Bruno Mars

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Winter Wonderland -Eurythmics

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Heart-Shaped Box -Nirvana

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Tiger -ABBA

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Everything Is Average Nowadays -Kaiser Chiefs

27: WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOU GROW UP?!

Push -Avril Lavrigne