People that don't know me,
think I'm quiet.
People that know me,
wish I was.

If you've ever pushed on a door when it said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile!

If you have a mad crush on a fictional book character, copy this into your proflie! Do it!

If you love ice cream copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think you will go to Hogwarts and be put in Ravenclaw or Slytherin, copy this into your awesome profile!

If you disagree with people just because you want to annoy them even if you agree, copy this into your profile.

If you spend to much time looking at peoples' profiles, copy this into your profile right NOW!

97 percent of girls age 11 and up would be crying and screaming if the Jonas Brothers were threatening to jump off of a building. If you are part of the 3 percent who would be yelling "Jump, Jump!!" copy this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you own a journal but think they are stupid copy this into your profile.

If you have ever lost some one you love copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read past 2:00 am copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you're the kind of person that will burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly girls and people who think they're all that ,copy this into your profile.

If you have ever loaded the dishwasher/dryer/washer and forgotten to turn it on, copy this into your profile.

If you think school systems are stupid,copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is kooler than being cool copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head copy this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:Icewolf13,Athena'sChild,XxHarleyGirlxX (Again! How small are these freakin lists?I guess everyone is concerned with being popular!)

If you think JK Rowling is completely evil for killing FRED copy this into your profile!! Do it...NOW!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Spottedheart, Maplepelt, Athena'sChild,XxHarleyGirlxX

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile, and add your name KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Maplepelt,Athena'sChild,XxHarleyGirlxX

If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Or are planning to do any of these things

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear." Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want Mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy: "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy smiled and said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose! My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You know your living in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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Fun Stuff to Do in an Elevator

Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask “Got enough air in their?”

Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

Meow occasionally

Stare at another passenger fore a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of them”- and back away slowly

Say- Ding at each floor.S

ay “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your phone ringing?”

Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, and pretend it wasn’t you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people but push all the wrong ones.

Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting on a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, how’s your day been?”

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Swat at flies that don’t exist.

Call out “Group hug” then enforce it.

-Whoever said “Nothings impossible” never tried slamming a revolving door.

-Palm Reader: -gasp- “You’re going to die. But don’t worry, you’ll live through it”

-They say “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.

-this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word from the top down.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Aliceandra, Jasper's Pixie, TeenageConspiracy,Mustang-Sally07