The Esper Alchemist
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Joined 12-20-10, id: 2664743, Profile Updated: 08-12-11
Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Hi! Here's a little about me

Hair : short

Location : In my own little world~

Age: Guess 10-16 years old

Yes...I'm a young writer, but writing is something all people can express theirself in :)

My DeviantArt profile is

~I LOVE MANGA AND ANIME~
I love yaoi! But for some reason don't really like yuri *shrugs shoulders* I really don't know XD

I love OCs! I love to create them and make their personalities :D

Favorite anime and manga : Fullmetal Alchemist , Higurashi:When they cry, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia Axis Powers, a little of Chobits, and old Pokemon (what we all grew up with it)

Video games: Final Fantasy series, Kingdom Hearts, Grand Theft Auto, Cooking Mama, The World Ends with You (haven't played it yet,but I want to), and Rock Band

Vocaloid rocks my world! If you feel the same, copy and paste this to your profile

Giiiirr! I love Gir he is awesomeness!

have you ever wondered why so many people on this site have ridiculously long profiles? if you ever have copy and paste this on your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

Check this out...

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that idiotic Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

PO PI PO!!! If you love Hatsune Miku and vegetable juice, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

My squeedily spooch!!! If you love Invader Zim, copy and paste this to your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

I like Twilight, but I laugh when people make fun of it because it's true!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnY's GiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Mason Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparowflight, Snowfur, Rainfire, Firehawk, The Purple Obsessed Emberflame, Rainpath, Draelya, randomnessgirl, x-twilight-x, Kikuji-chan, Kuma the wolf alchemist, The Esper Alchemist

TETOTETOTETO ! If you think Teto Kasane is awesome, copy and paste this on your profile!

PASTAAAAAAA~ If you love Italy and Hetalia, copy and paste this to your profile!

Pairings I like :

Ed Elric x OC

Al x Winry

Al x OC

Royai

Cloud x Tifa

Soul x Maka

Edgar x Terra

Inuyasha x Kagome

Len x Rin ( Woot ! Twincest ! XD )

Roy x Ed

Zack x Aerith

Miku x Kaito

Meiko x Kaito

Luka x Gakupo

Sora x Kairi

Roxas x Namine

Squall x Rinoa

Sephiroth x Aerith ( I like weird couples X3 )

Bella x Jacob

I hate flames. But, I take constructive criticism =)

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ParentHoodz Nightmare by OrtumnAllbones reviews
Sephiroth is thrown into his own personal nightmare; parenthood! As he slowly loses his mind Sephiroth is forced to endure all the trials of raising a toddler as a single parent, but Hojo is planning something that could change the lives of father and daughter forever. Rated for torture, child abuse and hinted non-con.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,550 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R.
Be the star! by Flashlight QUEEN reviews
Kagamine Rin here! I'm just your average grade 10 girl, who got into an elite school, who just met cute new guy's and maybe I'm even crushing on them! And I still need to find him... Rin x Len. Rinno T. F.F
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,004 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Rin K., Len K.
Long Winding Road by Kuma the wolf alchemist reviews
Updated: Chapters 10&11. She had made the choice to go back. It took her two years to find him but many things have changed. Now she must find a new purpose in Amestris. She'll protect and heal the ones around her but will she ever be with him again? Ed/OC & Al/OC after FMA:BH; sequel to Not a Normal Girl.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,641 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
MASTER's Folder by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
This folder contains miscellaneous Vocaloid stories which MASTER writes and stores away in a neatly organized digital filing cabinet on the hard drive. So please do not delete any files you view. Be aware that anything can happen in this neat but packed folder. All ratings in the digital filing cabinet range from K to M.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 89,485 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
The Sulfur Alchemist by RestInChaos reviews
I was just a normal Mutt-with-Friend until *they* came along. They not only changed our daily life, they got other States and a group of carnivores chasing after us. Lovely. EdOC Revisions of the first several chapters coming soon!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 189,782 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
An Obnoxiously Long Way to Say Something So Simple by hamxham reviews
100. Until the end. A collection of 100 hundered-word drabbles for the Kagamines. SERIES COMPLETE. *Extra #1 now up!*
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 21,461 - Reviews: 2250 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Pigtails and Toy Soldiers by Spider Baby-Firefly reviews
Our favorite Twilight characters are little kids, all under the age of nine. All human. ExB AxJ RxE maybe a little JxV. Fluff. Let's see what happens next. Trust me, it'll be cute. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 34,677 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Complete
Dying Not To Hurt You by CasHdst reviews
Patricia Taylor is just a normal girl who is home alone one night. That night, everything changes. But is it to the better or to the worse? EdxOC ANNOUNCEMENT: currently doing a rewrite.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 75,022 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Edward E.
333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ by iTorchic reviews
Have you heard of the '333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart? Well, here's an FMA twist on it with the whole cast! It's manga and 1st anime based. Rated: T. This is just to get rid of writers block and supress my boredom. XD COMPLETE CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 28,427 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Muscles And Automail by j.d.y reviews
Sometimes things don't work out the way you want them to. Edward Elric didn't want Aria Renaldie traveling with them. He didn't want her dating Roy Mustang. He didn't want to fall in love with her. He especially didn't want her to die.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,860 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Edward E.
Not a Normal Girl by Kuma the wolf alchemist reviews
Reality and Fantasy suddenly switch places with one girl caught in between. Will she get back to Reality or will Fantasy kill her before she can. EdXOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,952 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Cat'O'Untold'Tales by Ace5980 reviews
Cut scenes and side-stories from Chimeras Plus Alchemy Equals Love?. Nuff said. Mostly crack, some slight romance of Ed, Envy, and Greed with OCs. Do not read unless you have read Chimeras or wish to be confused out of your mind.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Edward E., Greed
Dreams of Honey by EdwardElricLover22 reviews
An everyday girl has fallen for a Blonde boy that doesn't even glance in her direction. She goes through painful experiences by watching safely in the shadows. But when she steps out into the light taking a risk, will he notice her or will she burn.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Edward E., Envy
Remember Me by Simplicity02 reviews
Edward, Al, JayDen, and Ashten make it back to the world of the brother's child, only they have one problem. All of Ashten's memories of the brother's have been taken by the Gate. Sequel to: The Fine Line Between Fiction and Reality EdxOC AlxOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
FELICIANO VARGAS: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just decided to purchase a FELICIANO VARGAS unit! In order to ensure that you, the owner, have the greatest possible time with your new unit, we've included this manual...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
20 Reasons Why Len Can Be Seme by hamxham reviews
We all know that Len can be anything he wants and still be as sexy as hell. And here you'll find out why.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Len K.
Kaleidoscope by Meepy reviews
No, she didn't get a Vocaloid. . . The Vocaloid got her. — MikuxGakupo ;; Indefinite hiatus
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Miku H., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Ed the Handy Man by Muten Azuki reviews
I want to prove that Ed can have more jobs than Mario, Peter Griffin, and the stereotypical illegal immigrant. This is crack! Flames Welcome.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 18,310 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Comfort by The Genius Mage reviews
Written for AxelxXion day. “What to do…” Axel mused, opening a green eye. “Ever considered having a comfort object?” Xion felt irritated. What did that mean, and how would that solve her problem? She didn't like that annoying smirk on his face.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Axel, Xion - Complete
Contamination by fukuji mihoko reviews
Rena asks Keiichi a rather personal question. Now why did she think that would be a good idea...?
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Rena R., Keiichi M. - Complete
You're Lying! by fukuji mihoko reviews
A five-year-old Rena goes to see Santa. Drabble.
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Rena R., K. Oishi - Complete
Playing Hard To Get by Nietono-no-Shana reviews
Len has everything a boy could want: money, girls...the whole package. But there was one thing he couldn't have, and what he wanted the most. Rin Kagamine. Len x Rin Noncest! Vocaloid fic.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Len K., Rin K.
Dark Woods Circus by Enemy of Righteousness reviews
What if Ed and Al's mother never died?What if they never lost Al's body and Ed's arm and leg to a transmutation?What if,instead, they visited the Dark Woods Circus.Based on the Vocaloid video:Dark Woods Circus.Oneshot/Songfic.Vocaloid Cross over.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
The Prisoner of Figaro by sakuraigo3838 reviews
Terra Branford, a soldier of the Empire, is captured and brought to the castle of Figaro as a prisoner. All Edgar Roni Figaro has to do now is to keep her in his custody until their victory against the Empire is assured...NOW COMPLETE
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
The Fanfic Guide to Fullmetal Fanfiction by Ayumi Elric reviews
Fullmetal Fanfiction got you down? Just not writing the way you want to? Having trouble because you don't have the amount of reviews that you want? Come learn to improve your fanfics, open to both noobs and veterans and all in between!Because Ed says to!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,271 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007
Family Reunion! by Silent Dagger reviews
Hojo invites Lucrecia, Sephiroth and Jenova to a family gathering along with a very angry Vincent and a confused Cloud. Rated T for language and some violence.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sephiroth, Prof. Hojo - Complete
Not In Love by Wallwalker reviews
[FFVI] Love can begin in the strangest places and at the strangest times. Beside a river, for example, in the dead of the night. Edgar x Terra. Vignette.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2007 - [Terra, Edgar] - Complete
Edward Elric: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Hikari Hrair-rah reviews
At last, the one and only comprehensive guide for EDWARD ELRIC owners everywhere has arrived!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
Innkeepers by rokusan reviews
CloTi - 'You can't just kiss me like that after what you just said'
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2003 - Published: 10/26/2002
The real Shinrashady by Rufus J ShinRa1 reviews
Another Ramble by me. Rufus becomes a rapper and instantly becomes popular while fanfiction author Xyra makes profit off of him. Can I RJS my other fanfic friend X-treme and Kain and Freya stop "Master R" a.k.a. Rufus Shinra before he get's ruined. Worth
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/4/2001
A not so Perfect Christmas by Rufus J ShinRa1 reviews
A christmas special. All the cast from the Final Fantasy's go on vacation to Cloud's Grandmother's. But once again Kefka arises now with two allies. Will christmas ever be the same with Cloud&Tifa's crazy baby son and Terra&Tseng's new romance?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/27/2000
The World's Disorder reviews
They were just ordinary girls. You know, the usual...Fighting monsters,trying to learn magic, and running away from Tonberries. Until, they opened the Truth! What could possibly go wrong? Possible EdxOC and AlxOC...-chp 2 replaced-
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Tifa L., Edward E.