Iceland had no idea how the hell he got into this situation. When Denmark decides to sign Iceland up for a magic school (without telling Norway), he naturally chooses Hogwarts in Scotland. When Iceland arrives at Hogwarts, he has no idea what to expect. Now faced with the return of a Dark Wizard and keeping his status as a nation secret, what is the licorice loving Iceland to do?

England has had enough of America's cowlick, and decides to get rid of it once an for all. However, things don't turn out the way he expected them to, and the other contries start wondering about their own hair kinks. Rater T for Romano's language.

For its sixteen year run, "The Alfred F. Jones Show" was the most talked about reality show centering around the eponymous character Alfred, who had no idea his life was being recorded. How did this beloved show end and why did it end the way it did? Tune in with Tino Väinämöinen, your host and narrator, in this award winning documentary.

He was just trying to do a quick house robbery, just steal a few things and go. It would have been pretty simple if some other thief hadn't decided to rob that house too, as well as blow their cover and cause them to have to hide in a closet together!

"He's sitting in the Great Hall, and Dumbledore is making really weird sounds — what the hell is "oh hon hon hon" anyway? — and Harry realises yet again that something is very wrong." - Wherein the nations end up in the bodies of the Hogwart's professors, and all hell breaks loose.

A missing persons case brings Sam and Dean across the Goa'uld, and a System Lord in need of a new body takes a liking to Sam...

A story based on the song "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" by Death Cab For Cutie / I've lost everything that made my life worth living for. You. And therefore, I will follow you into the dark. / UsUk

Starry-eyed law student Alfred Jones lands a summer position at a firm, assisting the highest paid defense attorney this side of the Atlantic, Arthur Kirkland. Alfred believes he's got it made, but there's more to Kirkland's jury-charming smile than he first assumed. USUK

After failing to secure a spot on the Harvard Ballroom Dance Team despite his excellent square dancing skills, Alfred teams up with a fellow reject to show them what a country boy and a sarcastic Englishman can do with some swing. USUK. Competitive Dance AU.

Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.

[USUKUS] Sequel to To You, Two Thousand Years from the Past. Arthur's story before he was dug out of the archeological site. Part 2 of my two thousand years series. Reincarnation/soulmate/Shingeki no Kyojin AU.

Amelia just wants to be perfect for her parents. She tried so hard to be their perfect little girl. Even if it meant harming herself in the process. She doesn't belong in the mental hospital. They could never make her feel better. She doesn't belong here no matter what the others say. They're the ones who are in pain. Not her. Warnings for self harm, eating disorders, and others.

Jack meets America in a bar, and sees him again in the SGC. And finally learns who, exactly he is.

For life after life, lovers Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland have been together. From the royalty of Spades to countries and beyond, crossing universes, Alfred and Arthur have always been together. But a century ago, Alfred made a mistake, and Arthur paid for it. A century ago, their souls diverged for the first time. And now, Arthur must face the demon Alfred has become. (USUK)

Arthur Kirkland and Ludwig Beilschmidt are some of the most unforgiving trauma surgeons at International Memorial Hospital. They demand perfection at all times. Alfred Jones and Feliciano Vargas are operating room nurses who work their asses off every day. They never expected to come face to face with love from the two most unlovable surgeons in their unit. USUK, Gerita, Prucan

USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.

Sam Winchester had a tablet to translate. Daniel Jackson has an online database for ancient languages. The SGC does not appreciate it when someone tries to access files without clearance.

When bookstore owner Arthur Kirkland's shop is robbed, he never expects the police officer sent to help him to be so attractive. Romance and some angst. USUK and light Franada.

America is long gone, dead in the wake of Panem's rise. Only some beings remember, and they have been waiting for a very long time for America to rise again. Only... something goes wrong. (Contains OCs and slight US/UK in the last scene, but you can skip that if you want.)

"I told you long I ago that I would have given everything for you. I suppose the horrific, fantastic irony to this is that in the end, I did." USUK Cardverse AU.

Demons didn't love. And even if they did, Alfred wouldn't let Arthur love him. He was a stupid, annoying brat; the horrible boy King of Hell. Arthur wouldn't let himself love someone like that.

One year ago Lovino Vargas killed himself. Now, by some strange turn of events, he's returned.

Alfred gets drunk. Somehow he ends up on England's couch at 4am with his entire constitution tattooed on him.

InkVerse WWII Human AU. When Arthur Kirkland's wife dies in childbirth, he is left to raise his infant son on his own. Choosing alcohol over his young son who looks too painfully like his late wife, Arthur leaves the boy alone with a nanny. That is, until a young soldier named Alfred F. Jones appears and changes the way Arthur thinks.

On his 19th birthday, Alfred Jones is hit by a truck, and he wakes up in the hospital unable to remember who he is. He loses his memories every time he sleeps, and day after day he awakens not knowing who he is. But his lover Arthur Kirkland believes in him, and in a brighter future, even when those around him have given up. (USUK)

[USUKUS] Alfred Jones had never expected to find his soulmate in such a... situation. Soulmate/Reincarnation/Shingeki no Kyojin AU.

Alfred F. Jones is best athlete at the World Academy. Arthur Kirkland is the star of the Drama Club. When Alfred runs into the predicament of needing more extra-curricular activities, he ends up stepping on some toes. When the handsome jock meets the reigning king of the stage, will sparks fly for romance, or result in bitter enmity? HS AU

America can't believe one of his citizens is trying to steal his boyfriend. Like, dude, not cool. USUK, OMC/UK

America, being America, says something he should've known better than to say in his own airport, whereupon he is taken in for questioning and finds it very difficult to explain why this particular nineteen-year-old seems to be as politically active as the President himself. USUK. ONE-SHOT

Alfred F. Jones is a man who was destined to die a long time ago, and he works at a hospital to fill his time- and to sate his hunger. This is because he was born in 1623 and turned into a vampire after his 19th birthday. Centuries later, his path collides with Arthur Kirkland, a human man. But truely loving a human is taboo- what will they do when that comes? USUK, VAMPIRE AU.

Fantasy AU. Born and abandoned on Daemons' Day, Alfred is taken and raised by the gods, and it is prophesied that he will bring the victory to them in their age long war against the Daemons of the mortal realm. However, though Alfred meets and befriends a Daemon named Arthur, Fate marches on, and the Daemon war is ending. USUK, Finished on 22 Feb 2016!

The devil wraps his arms around England from behind, whispering words of love and affection. No one cares but me. (Mentions of sex and emotional manipulation)

Hotshot lawyer Arthur Kirkland goes to New York to settle a simple dissolution. Little does he know what he's in for with Alfred F. Jones on the other side of the table. Lawyers!USUK!AU

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

Alfred felt his affection growing stronger as he stared at Arthur's green eyes. They seemed to 'pop' in the darkness, standing out more than anything else in Alfred's field of vision. "You're so beautiful. How someone like me could possibly deserve an angel like you is unknown." - Cardtalia AU, USUK

Everyone at Hogwarts knows Professor Kirkland, Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher and quite possibly the most powerful (and scary) wizard of the twenty first century. Everyone with a passing interest in Quidditch knows about Amelia Jones, the American Keeper traded to England's national team. What not everyone knows, is what one has to do with the other. USUK. One-shot.

After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.

An American teenager and a gun-toting Englishman team up to survive the zombie apocalypse. Although they may never find the twinkies and rum that each craves, they may end up with something even better instead. USUK. Twoshot based on Zombieland.

Alfred and Arthur are stuck as lab partners in the world's most horrifying class: AP Chemistry

After meeting his soulmate in bad circumstances, Arthur is determined to help the young man escape a persistent stalker. In this efforts, however, he discovers that the soulmate watches have a dark side and that not every love story ends happily. USUKUS. Major character death. Based on the movie. Cover art by Evenica.

Alfred, the son of a renowned doctor is a young Alpha raised to stick to norms and confident in his future. But his life will change unexpectedly and dangerously when, upon entering his last year of highschool he meets Arthur, a boy who technically shouldn't exist. SF omegaverse with a dark twist (full expl. inside) Contains some PruCan and GerIta.

Expelled from three colleges, Antonio starts anew, hoping that fourth time's the charm. But turning over a new leaf is harder than expected with temptation around every corner. Perhaps he can learn a thing or two from the star cross-country runner. He seems to know a lot about control. Warning for mention of eating disorders.

"Assassins don't quite care for statistics. That's why we work in the shadows, those in the light are too pure to act when it's not fair to the other side. We'll win…at any cost." Alfred and Matthew were raised to be assassins loyal to the king, but a group associated with the revolutionary army seems intent on shaking up the bond. But dependency can be a dangerous thing. USUK.

Feliciano has woken from a coma unable to speak or understand Italian - but he's speaking near fluent German. His is a rare case, and Lovino hunts down anyone in the hospital who can speak German. Enter Ludwig. While he recovers his Italian with the help of his brother and this interesting stranger, he'll sort out Lovino's guilt and his fateful attraction to Ludwig. - GerIta

An assassin married to an assassin is a recipe for disaster. Mr. and Mrs. Smith Parody. Written for the USUK Sweethearts Week. USUK.

Alfred has given many lives for his country, and he remembers each one perfectly. But the memory that lingers is of an English soldier he met in the final battles of WWII and never saw again. USUKUS. Reincarnation AU.

AU. Forsaken by his family in early childhood and sent off to Europe to become a servant of the Church and ghoul hunter, Alfred Jones has spent his life fighting evil and hoping for nothing. Now faced with a dangerous mission, a forbidden love will also cross his path, changing his fate forever. Vampirism. Rated mostly for violence and some lemons.

Matthew, Alfred and Gilbert get stuck in the middle of Nevada. Arriving at a small town, they are prevented from leaving by magical warlocks who talk of Fates, barriers and curses. The three men try to find a way to get out, while interacting with the people of the town. Soon not only their futures, but their hearts are at stake. Franada/USUK/PruAus hints of GerIta & RoChu

AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.

Arthur Kirkland is a fallen noble of a disgraced house in the Kingdom of Spades. He will stop at nothing to reclaim what his family once had - and so much more, including the throne. To do this Arthur follows in the footsteps of the woman that ruined House Kirkland, resorting to black magic and the help of a wicked demon. USUK; Cardverse/Sweet Devil; Violence; Dubcon; Art by Owyn

One thing about being a divorce lawyer is being open to the different types of people you would see in your office. For lawyer Alfred F. Jones, it was one thing to see a punk, but another thing entirely to see a punk claiming to have the most pretentious old-person name in the world.

"I must say, though, that the new lawyer, Jones, has done some good. It would seem that Arthur is paying quite a bit of attention to that delectable little ass." "Dude, are you saying that we replace that un-awesome stick with someone's awesome dick?" "I hereby declare us The Get Arthur Laid Agency! Let's move!" A story in e-mail.

Alfred is a demon, on earth to kill a guardian angel and wreck as much havoc as possible. Arthur is the angel that has to kill him first. With both of them disguised as high school students, whoever gets found out first, dies. Unless they happen to fall for each other first.

Arthur Kirkland has been making his way through the United States (sitting in cars and buses and trains, downing all sorts of alcohol, sleeping in unfamiliar beds, and sleeping with unfamiliar people) for over three years. He's been running from Alfred F. Jones for only one of them. (Eventual USUK). Inspired by "When Loves Comes to Town" by U2 and B.B. King. Now with an epilogue.

Zombie!AU. Rated M for hints of sexual intercourse. Every day Alfred writes letters detailing his struggles in a world no longer inhabited by the living. With Arthur at his side, they fight to survive and free themselves from the confines of their self-induced cage, but can they accomplish their goal, or is it doomed to fail?

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK

USUK- AU- Alfred and his father move to England after his father had a divorce. Alfred becoming an outcast, he befriends a group of teens who quickly turn his life around, especially a certain Brit named Arthur. The friendship between Arthur and Alfred develops into something stronger, but this is no good especially with the pressure of high school.

Alfred joins an intrepid group of explorers searching for Atlantis and its mysterious power source. But amidst the ruins, he discovers that the people of Atlantis are still alive... and they need his help. USUK. Based on the Disney movie.

Alfred F. Jones is a simple teenager at Hetalia World Academy. America is a simple nation trying to fix all the problems of the world. One day, they...switch? What happens when a nation has to live through high school and a teenage boy, all of the countries of the world? USUK Universe Crossover fic.

Arthur never expected that the best part of his New York apartment would be the handsome American doorman. USUK. Oneshot.

The world has fallen. The undead roam the streets. Even survivors in this lonely world are slowly dying from the inside, and Arthur can't bear to see that happen to his lover. In a bid to stop the decay inside of him, he decides to do something that will save him, no matter what. Tonight, he'll hold him close, but when the daylight comes, he'll have to go. Threeshot. Songfic? USUK.

Written for this Headcanon: "one day Antonio gets sick and Lovi makes him tomato soup, but he gets worse so they take him to the hospital and they announce that Antonio can't eat tomatoes for like a month in a half. And Lovi just like laughs at him, though he feels sorry and Antonio is just heartbroken. "

The ceiling of his prison was red. It was his own fault that he was here, tied to the bed as if he had gone crazy and violently suicidal. Sweet Devil AU; Suicide;

Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."

A little fluffy USUK Pottertalia. It's about how they became a couple, though I warn you that I don't write fluff often, so I don't even know what this is on the inside. I can't read it over. It's just too gushy and sweet.

Prince Alfred is engaged. Arthur is engaged. Problem is, they're not engaged to each other. But on the brink of war with the Clubs Kingdom, who knows what will happen. USUK. CARDVERSE AU.

Sam and Dean Winchester have never met hunters like Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland... what is it that keeps the two unrelated men together? USUK.

January 1965, Moscow: The Winter Soldier has been tasked with the assassination of the prominent politician known as Ivan Braginski. Things don't go quite according to plan.

Alfred's disintegrating, wasting away, but that's okay. He's getting closer to fine with every inch of fat chipped away, though it's not enough. Never enough. Anorexic!Alfred.

Madness touches Spades. Cardverse; Gore; One-Shot

Arthur Kirkland is a man content in life, a man who can see beauty, even if his eyesight was never there. Alfred Jones doesn't understand Arthur's sense of beauty whatsoever, but he's willing to learn.

Based on the concept of Bonnie and Clyde. Two lovers saunter through nameless towns. They embrace each other and bathe in the the sins of their crimes. True love doesn't always come with a happy ending. Character Deaths.

Blind and held prisoner, Arthur finds himself at the mercy of Alfred, a space pirate with a truly curious crew. Alfred is determined to seduce Arthur, and Arthur fears his resolve won't last. His duty is clear, but so is his desire. As the days tick by Arthur begins to question what loyalty means. He begins to realize that being a prisoner may actually set him free.

Stolen kisses in a darkened storage room. Nurse Kirkland had had enough... If it wasn't for Doctor Jones' incredible kissing skills. The staff was surely going to talk about this, much to his embarrassment, but surely a few moments like this couldn't hurt. But such perfection couldn't possibly be real... Right? Inspired by: invisibleinnocence. deviantart. com/gallery/#/d4q30js

Captain Jack Sparrow was expecting an easy looting. Captain Arthur Kirkland doesn't intend to let that happen.

Dog tags clinking, bright smile shining, he had left to become a hero. Alone at home with two cats and lots of rain, it was ironic that it was at that exact moment that Arthur needed his hero the most. Established USUK, songfic.

Kink meme de-anon, USUK, Gakuen!AU. Arthur sleeps in class and Alfred finds it funny to tell on him, until he realizes that something is very wrong with Arthur's life and that he has to become Arthur's anchor to reality lest he lose the one he loves.

In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

AU. Oneshot. UKxUS. "I realized it then. My best friend Alfred F. Jones was a liar. He was a liar...who needed love and help. And I decided I would provide both, no matter the cost."

USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.

Centuries ago, they watched their father's heart break. Now, the original 13 states have decided to set America up on a date... whether he wants it or not. Summary is fail. State OCs, T for language. Mild Yaoi, USUK

It was an unexpected encounter that gave him what he was looking for. He stepped into an unknown world and now, there is no way out. How far would he go to save the one he loves? USUK.

Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.

Arthur was skeptical when he was his agent shipped him to Midwestern America for 'inspiration,' but when he hits it off with a coffee-house worker who chases tornadoes in his free time, things get more interesting than he expected. Stormchaser AU. USUKUS

America had always been fond of his First Lady, but she did have a dark side. Namely a love of sticking her nose into his business. Especially when it involved England. USUK, Presidential Family Fun!

Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK

Alfred had fallen just after noon, while they were climbing across the rocky terrain. Neither of them had seen the crevice. Gore, horror. USUK. Rated M for safety.

Alfred is approached by the Student Body President, Arthur, for help on his math exam. They hate each other, but maybe opposites can attract with the help of something unexpected. Christmas gift for my friend.

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

When Alfred invites Arthur to go horse-back riding, he doesn't think much of it. But while Arthur shows up in proper riding attire, Alfred is dressed like a cowboy - and even has the audacity to call Arthur's outfit ridiculous! USxUK Oneshot.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.

I'm looking for somebody, maybe I'm looking for you. Whoever is not you is a waste, so why are you angry when I get rid of them? US/UK. AU. Warnings inside and in each chapter.

Russia is in Princeton for a world meeting, and he collapses in front of Wilson. Sounds like a case for Dr. House! No pairings.

America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.

It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.

Evil comes in many forms. And it doesn't need to be believed in to exist. Stargate:SG1, Supernatural crossover