MentalLapsushide bio
Hi there! It took me some time to decide on my pen name, which will be "MentalLapsus" for the insanity of it all. x) I considered "SyntaxError" for awhile since it is was my favorite thing evah to see on my graphical calculator Anyways, little bit about myself. I like to read stuff. A lot. Which is pretty much a common denominator in the grand equation of fanfiction I guess. This feature of me means that this account will be mostly used as means to get to review and link stuff that I think is good, but I do intend to upload little something original too. |
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Genius is a Curse by Bloodshot Eyes reviews
If Light had never touched the Death Note, would he ever have found an escape from the depression and boredom that plagued him? Would he have had a future at all? T for dark themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 190,342 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 2,785 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Light Y., L, Near, Matt
To Steal a Heart by Tek Sonay reviews
Sophie thought it was going to be just a normal May Day, but she didn't bargain on the broken promises, a flirtatious stranger, and a deal she can't seem to resist...
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,181 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Sophie H., Howl]
Trinity Blood: War Continuum by smcandy reviews
Story takes place one month after the anime's events and finale with additional material and things from the manga. ABEL/ESTHER main pairing to semi major love triangle or more with one-sided love. READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRESSION. (Story Completed)
Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 727,661 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Abel N., Esther B. - Complete
Target Acquired by renegademechanic reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 206,627 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
What's Necessary by Zea T reviews
When Ratchet became guardian to the young twins, he swore he'd do whatever was necessary to keep them safe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Prowl, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Blinded by iPolaris reviews
My first impression of him was someone who lived his life merrily, the type of person that I'm not good with. And I also came up with one conclusion: Landkarte, you are really one of those I can't deal with. ; one-shot • –Ea-centric
07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,758 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Ea, Landokalche - Complete
Butterfly Effect by Kiraya reviews
Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 299,172 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 12/17/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
When GLaDOS Worked At Starbucks by Pandora.Writing reviews
When a team of science nerds decide that a young, mischievous GLaDOS needs some experience before running tests by herself, they send her to work at Starbucks as their newest automated coffee pot. Crack Fic/One-Shot
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Daybreak by universefactory reviews
Red clouds, take warning... bloodshed by morning. Akatsuki cloaks foretell nothing but disaster and misery, but even captured and severely injured, Naruto realizes there is no choice but to face them when he sees just who has joined their ranks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,177 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Allocations by Saavik13 reviews
Earth's new monetary system means sacrifices for everyone. Amanda Grayson is no exception, she's just a little more creative than most. Her creativity lands her in the employ of one Sarek of Vulcan and education takes on a whole new meaning.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 133,770 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - [Sarek, Amanda G.] - Complete
Nine Months by sphinx01 reviews
Ratchet embarks on the adventure of his life when he becomes attending physician to a pregnant Carly.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,171 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ratchet, Carly W. - Complete
Primaries and secondaries by Tashilovet reviews
Sherlock's wings are beautiful. John's are not. Wing!fic
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/27/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Stage Fright by Uakari reviews
Sion lacks proper appreciation for the finer points of playing dress-up.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Dream No Small Dreams by Tsukiori reviews
Alexander's curiosity gets the better of him and Daniel's dreams turn out to be quite unexpected things. Alexander/Daniel.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Alexander, Daniel - Complete
Imprinting by MonaLovely reviews
Request to kink meme - mpreg. Half-fill. Mordin is experimenting in the lab, and ends up with a few little...problems on his hands. Fem!Shep is the one he calls for an opinion. Fill is tender, a little silly and a little sad.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Mordin S., Shepard (F)
Jux: The Napkin Manuscripts by Vol reviews
Oneshots for Vaeru's "Juxtaposition" series, or "Sparkbearer Saga" or what have you ... Evy has seen a bit of their world aboard Metellus. Now it's her turn to show the Autobots hers. Mostly set sometime during the Schism storyline.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 5,353 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Transformers: Juxtaposition by Vaeru reviews
Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,067 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Laritus House by Jesry reviews
Sirius Black is brilliant, attractive, and a doctor. Remus Lupin is an ambiguously psychotic intern. United by a ridiculous mandate, the two must rework their worlds, and concepts of the real, to incorporate the other. SBRL, AU-ish. Updated 7/24/10!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,475 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
All In The Job by Flamedancer33 reviews
07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,846 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 8/13/2008 - R. Simmons
Willing Recruit by Mengde reviews
Genesis notices a young blonde in the newest troop of SOLDIER recruits. He aims to conquer this recruit, but Sephiroth arrives on the scene and complicates things. Who will end up claiming Cloud?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Genesis R., Cloud S. - Complete
First: Do No Harm by L. Mouse reviews
Ratchet meets Dr. House when alien nanytes are discovered in a critically injured Sam Witwicky's blood. The resulting critical mass of snark ends the universe as we know it.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,408 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - G. House, Ratchet
Tech Support by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor has to rescue the damsel in distress, but she's already well on the way to rescuing herself. He ends up handling a technical support call instead.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sunsets, Butterflies, and You by Roseille reviews
Miharu likes Yoite's voice. It makes him think of moonlight reflections and the way water feels going down your throat when you're parched. It puts him at ease. /-/ Miharu & Yoite
Nabari no Ō - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2009 - M. Rokujo, Yoite
I Don't Want to Care by meenist reviews
The eyes he encountered were so deeply blue—black if Miharu hadn’t known better—so earnest. The wall of Death that Yoite constructed was flimsy. Exhaustion and wistfulness were legible in a gaping pupil.
Nabari no Ō - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Yoite, M. Rokujo - Complete
Hatched by mystiri1 reviews
One-shot. The Lifestream was not big enough to contain Zack. And Aeris had a bizarre sense of humour. Zack/Cloud, chocobos, mild crack. Sort of shounen-ai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Shadows of the Future by stormqueen873 reviews
ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 129,321 - Reviews: 2701 - Favs: 7,558 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Quotable Quotes by Kryss LaBryn reviews
While exploring the Shadow Gallery, Evey stumbles upon the secret behind V's ability to pull the perfect quote out of apparently thin air... Written for the Shadow Gallery's AntiCliche Challenge! Complete! Silly, yet strangely believable!
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Equality by Ujikofuda reviews
[Orochimaru x Jiraiya, OroJira, yaoi] Jiraiya coldly compared him to a predator examining its prey, deciding whether or not to play with its food or award a quick death. How right he was.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 7,097 - Follows: 564 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete