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Joined 04-21-11, id: 2864015, Profile Updated: 09-07-12
Author has written 2 stories for Mortal Instruments.

WORKING ON A NEW PIECE SO PLEASEEEEEE! Also, i am having serious writers block on TUSOTL...so let's see where that's going. :)


Yea i posted my 1st story about the Mortal Instruments. I love a good romance and comedy. If you spin a story you will keep everyone reading. ;) LEAVE. A. REVIEWWW! good and bad crititicism is welcome! I hate when I do nothing and THEN I get in trouble when I do nothing. When I actually DO DO something, I do not get in trouble. i would GLADLY take the punishment if they assigned it when I got in trouble when I actually do sometihng. ]

A voice never given the chance to speak, will never be heard. The one that forbids them to speak, will always be in the dark.

I am thinking about writing a story for a song. I really wanna do that someday.

RANDOMMMM!

ILOVEDOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOREVERRR!

I HATE SUPER ANNOYING PEOPLE AND TEACHERS! but maybe that is just me... *shrugs* .


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COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE! :)

You say Taylor Swift,I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot

You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace

You say Kesha,I say Linkin Park

you say justin bieber, fuck you

You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other videos. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE ! P.S Thumbs Up If You Agree ;D

YOU ROCK AND ROLL KIDS R THE ISHHH!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm Skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people sI'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
hould go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social...
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I used to CUT so I'm EMO


Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!


Instructions:

1) Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN, NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4) Put any comments in parentheses after the song name
5) Put it in your profile!

Song Questions, Part 1

What song describes me?
Coffeeshop Soundtrack-All Time Low (What?!?! No way!)

How do I see myself?
Should've Said No-Taylor Swift (Said no to what?!?!)

What do my friends really think of me?
Stay Beautiful-Taylor Swift (Ahh, thanks! But who said I'm going to start getting ugly?!?!)

What will my life be like?
She's Got a Boyfriend-Boys Like Girls (Huh? I'm not lesbo! No offense to anyone who is.)

How can I make myself happy?

Love Song-Anberlin (By falling in love, or by writing a love song? Either way, I don't get it!)

What should I do with my life?
Gifts-Ray J (Be a gift, give gifts, or receive gifts? I only like the last one!)

What is some good advice for me?
Fall Back Into My Life-Amber Pacific (Who's life? It's a good song, though. But what's with all the male singers?!?!)

What is my favorite song?
The Shot Heard 'Round The World-Boys Like Girls (Def. not!)

What type of men/women do I like?
Home-Daughtry (Huh?)

What would you sing to your significant other right now?
Need You Now-Lady Antebellum (Aww, that's sweet. I bet my "significant other" would like that. I like this song.)

How will I die?
Take It Off-Ke$ha (Rape?!?!)

How will I be remembered?
Party in Your Bedroom-Cash Cash (Aww, I thought they'd be sad! I wasn't that mean, was I?)

What song will play at my funeral?
Sweetest Girl(Dollar Bill)-Wyclef Jean (Awww, thanks.)

What is my day going to be like?
Chicago is so Two Years Ago-Fall Out Boy (Strange...)

What will tomorrow bring?
Bartender(feat. Akon)-T-Pain (Really?!?! I'm going to meet a bartender?!?!)

If my life was a movie the songs would be...
Opening Title: What the Hell-Avril Lavigne (But I didn't do anything the lyrics say!)
Waking Up: Jump-Simple Plan (I def. don't jump out of bed.)
First Day of School: Kiss Me Thru the Phone-Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (How does that work?!?!)
Falling in Love: Love Song-Sara Bareilles (Nice, that's ironic.)
Fight Scene: Come On Get Higher-Matt Nathanson (Yeah, right! Note the sarcasm, please.)
Riding in the car: All At Once-The Fray (Weird.)
Breaking up: Grenade-Bruno Mars (Wow. Anyone else thinking what I'm thinking? This totally fits!)
Sulking Scene: Party Up(Up in Here)-DMX (Oh, sure. I'll party to get the ex-boyfriend off my mind. They call this sulking?!?!)
Getting Back Together: Only Girl(In the World)-Rihanna (Hmmm... it works, in an awkward way.)
Wedding: For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic-Paramore (Umm... no. I love the song, but no.)
Child Birth: Right Round-Flo Rida (I guess, with the shock of suddenly becoming an official parent.)
Final Stand (last fight): Animals-Nickelback (*Mouth gaping open*)
Death: Speed of Sound-Coldplay (So a car's going to run over me?)
Funeral: Pressure(Album Version)-Paramore (How is anyone pressured in a funeral?)
Credits: One Year, Six Months-Yellowcard (Nice ending song, I guess.)


Song Questions, Part 2

What would you say about your boyfriend?
Amsterdam-Anberlin (I don't think I'd pick a boyfriend from Amsterdam?!?! No offense to the guys there.)

What is the first thing you say in the morning?
The Shot Heard 'Round the World-Boys Like Girls (Is that what woke me up? Curse that thing!!!)

Your teacher is...
Take you Down-Chris Brown (No! I don't want to be ruled by anyone! But if it means I rule them, then sure!)

What's written on your classroom's blackboard?
Luckiest Loser-Bowling for Soup (OMG! Is my teacher calling me a loser?!?! I thought they were supposed to encourage, not insult! They should be fired right away!)

How would you describe your next door neighbors?
Dirty Little Secret-The All American Rejects (So I have liars living next to me?)

What would your best friend say about you?
We R Who We R-Ke$ha (Is that an insult, or a compli

How do you feel right now?
Goodbye-Kristina Debarge (Sorry, I don't me

What's on your bedside table right now?
Need You Now-Lady Antebellum (?)

What did you do when you woke up this morning?
Everytime-Simple Plan (How did that answer the question.)

When you open your wardrobe you see...
Up Against the Wall-Boys Like Girls (So what's against the wall?)

What did you say after you last attended a concert?
Impossible-Shontelle (Whoa! It's true, I did say "impossible" at the last concert!)

If you had to write a Twilight FanFiction right now, what would the title be?
I am Not a Whore-LMFAO (H

A song you would sing at your school's talent show would be...
Better Than You-The Friday Night Boys (Wouldn't that be bragging, and a bit

Your life's theme song is...
Lights and Sounds-Yellowcard (Kinda true, I guess.)

How would you describe what you are doing this moment?
Only Girl(In the World)-Rihanna (I don't think so.)

If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?
Love You Lately-Daniel Powter (Depends on who I shout it out to.)

Your motto is...
Hometown Heroes-All Time Low (Ummm... no. I don't think anyone thinks that of me. I def

If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...
Stuck in the Middle(ft. Jared Cotter)-Jay Sean (*Raises eyebrow in a puzzled look*)

Whad did you dream about last night?
Grenade-Bruno Mars (I didn't dream about death

Any last words?
Emergency(Album Version)-Paramore (I don't have an emergency, yet.)

So if you ever get a chance to reach the bottom of this... YOUR AWESOME. well anyway. i disappeared for a while but im backkk! i have ideas for a new story... !


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I loved every inch of him...from his stubborn personality to the whisker like lines on his cheeks.He was the one that had brought me back to the village and saved me from darkness..I was entirely indebted to him for the rest of my life.
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Sequel to Gay bar by yaoilover665 reviews
just as the title says it is a collaboration between me and Kitty Bane. Rated M for rape torture and whatever else I can think of. What shall happen? Read and see OOCness
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What Am I Thinking? by SmartDog reviews
He slowly un-zipped my orange and black jacket..I didn't stop him, I just let him. I shivered as he started slowly kissing his way down my neck making me shiver. "S-sasuke" I whispered almost in a moan" W-what are y-you doing?" "Loving You" He breathed
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This is a 'what if' from Center of the Sun, and between Alec and Jem...yes Jem. Its fanfic right? . Its dirty, its sexy, its a pure angst LEMON. I just wanted to post this as one big scene for my friends. Warning: Sex. Dirty. Hot. Sex. La-la-lemon.
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Gay bar by yaoilover665 reviews
Magnus takes Alec to a gay bar then all hell breaks lose. i suck at summaries The rating is now up to M for language annd the semi violence scean. OOCness
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
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The Untold Story of True Love reviews
Malec story! Honestly you just gotta read it to see what it's about. I cant tell you what it is about because i am just going with the flow. :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
WHAT! reviews
What if the world as we know it was totally fictional? What if we all part of a story. A story that someone else had came up with. What if our world was a totally fictional story? What if someone thought us up? Malec. Read and enjoy.
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