I don't appreciate long bios or anything like that; especially not those awful "post this onto your profile if you care about _" or "your _ name" or whatever, so you won't see any of that.

I'm British, but please don't glorify that. I have not met Benedict Cumberbatch or Tom Hiddleston, and I don't intend to. Not that they are unpleasant, I just think people can be a little... er, more eager about it.

I'm blunt but empathetic; stoic but sweet. The perfect oxymoron, a clash in humanity.

...I wanted to be poetic for a minute there. Did it work? Please don't copy it, such an action bothers me.

I would ensure this by threatening you with "social links," but the only people I know are a few girls from school who consider me a companion, and whom I care about far too much. Friends, I suppose, and they aren't very threatening.

"Ultimately your account is only as secure as the result of your own actions." I like that. The simple statement is somewhat charming.

You can talk to me if you want, or find me on tumblr. I go by the same username, but you may need to ask about any other networks I am a part of. Sorry for the inconvenience.