Hi. I don't know what to put here. So i'll put random things.

What do you think is better? Zombies or Unicorns? Duh, Unicorns!

Have you ever noticed that restraunts have signs that say "no shirt, no shoes, no service" what about pants? So can we go pantless?

Have you noticed that on soda bottles they say "code under soda cap, enter in website for a prize, no purchase neccessary." but don't you have to buy the soda bottle? So isn't that a purchase?

SOME WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat--with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Don't use any punctuation.
10. Sing along at the opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.
14. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
16. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling
"Run for your lives, they're loose!"

Ways To Annoy People In An Elevator!!!

1) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

2) Ask, “Did you hear that cable snapping sound?”

3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

4) Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”

5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”

9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream “You’re one of THEM!” and cower in the far corner of the elevator.

11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"

12) When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.

13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay! Don’t panic, they’ll open again!"