Hi...so, um, I'm a girl, I go to the *deep breath* Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (we're called Mormons for short), and, uh, yeah... I've never done this before, but I've spent months reading the stories on here and figured it was about time to sign up. And I have a lot of plot bunnies bouncing around in my head, so I figured that this would be a good way to get reviews on my work from other people and become a better writer. And stuff.
I guess I have to do this, so:
About Me

Favorite Color: Blue or green, depending on my mood.

Favorite Animal: Horse

Favorite Mythical Creature: DRAGON!!!!!!

Favorite Book(s): I can't even... There's too many! Warriors, Wings of Fire, Percy Jackson, Inheritance Cycle... BRAIN OVERLOAD! CAN'T... THINK!

Favorite Movie(s): Avatar, with How to Train Your Dragon as a close second.

Favorite Food: SUSHI!

Oh, and: I AM ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO HUNT FOR THINGS TO COPY AND PASTE IN PROFILES, SO MY PROFLE IS. REALLY. REALLY. REALLY. LONG!

Alright, and I now present to you:

RANDOM REPOSTS:

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( o.o )
(U U )o This is a bunny. Copy and paste it to help it gain world domination.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a proud grammar and/or spelling Nazi.

I live in my own little world. But that's okay; they know me there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Don't make me mad... I'm known to bite at random.

Yeah, I'm crazy, it runs in the family, what's your excuse?

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I couldn't ask for better friends. I could ask for normal friends, but where's the fun in that?!

I am so talented I can fall up the stairs, trip on flat surfaces, and get hit by a parked car. Aren't I just amazing? :)

Normal people worry me.

I'm that type of girl who walks into chairs and says sorry.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to panic. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. This was sad, but very sweet because it meant that the guy really cared for her.

There's that strange girl in the background that you see everywhere. She doesn't talk to a lot of people, she's not the prettiest girl there, and she's always got a book or notebook. She won't talk because she's too shy. She's shy because nearly everyone's she's tried to be friends with has rejected or hurt her. She prefers a book because good always wins and she writes because those are the only happy endings she ever sees. I'm one of those strange girls. Repost this if you are one too and add your name to the list. That way all those "strange girls" can see that they are not so strange, or alone.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "See you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this junk!!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor, Whitechocolate14, Louisiana-gal2, Wolf skater, YAY Productions, EphemeralPhobia, FaerydaeKenna, Stormrunner1.02

Quotes of AWESOMENESS

The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the widest. The most broken people are the wisest. All because they do not wish for anyone else suffer the way they have.
-Anonymous

To the world, you may be one person. But to one person, you may be the world.
-Bill Wilson

Hatred is a curved blade. We think by hating people, we hurt them, but we also hurt ourselves.
-TS

I have learned more from people who will never exist, or will always exist in my heart.
-Anonymous

900 years of time and space, and I've never met someone who wasn't important.
-The Doctor, Doctor Who

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment; I told them they didn’t understand life.
-John Lennon

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night."
-Edgar Allan Poe

PLEASE – put this as your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who has been eaten by a dragon. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn’t know, they can also breathe fire. 93% of people won’t copy this because they have already been eaten by a dragon. 6% of people are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers and the remaining 1% are awesome and will re-post this important message.

GRYFFINDOR:
[x] You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[ ] You have a lot of friends.
[ ] You get along with everyone.
[x]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[ ] You love football (AFL).
[ ] You love rugby.
[x] You’re into writing and art.
[x] You like pop-rock.
[x] You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory.
[x] Abortion is wrong
[x] The war against Iraq is unneeded
[ ] One of your favourite colours is red or gold.
[x] Good grades at school
[x] One of the worst things you can do is lie.
[x] You plan on going to college/university.
TOTAL: 10/15

HUFFLEPUFF:
[ ] You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[ ] You like to follow trends.
[x] Politics stink.
[x] You love to swim.
[ ] Water polo is awesome.
[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Black is morbid & depressing.
[x] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist.
[ ] You’re an optimist.
[ ] You're completely straight-edge. (Uh, I know I'm sheltered when I don't even know what this means.)
[x] You’re very emotional.
[ ] You like Rap, R&B, & hip-hop.
[x] You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
[ ] You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
TOTAL: 6/15

RAVENCLAW:
[x]You love to read.
[x] You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x] Sports stink.
[x] You’re shy.
[ ] Hate is completely unneeded.
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.
[x] You like Indie music.
[x] Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay.
[x] Blue is one of your favorite colors.
[ ] Serious is better than funny.
[x] You love writing
[x] You love trying new things and being innovative rather than following a trend.
[ ] You enjoy examinations.
TOTAL: 11/15

SLYTHERIN:
[x] There’s at least one person you hate.
[ ] Basketball is a good sport.
[ ] (American) Football is amazing.
[x] Black is a cool color.
[x] You've lied about something serious.
[x] You’re a very deep person.
[ ] You have considered suicide.
[x] Very loyal.
[ ] You like metal.
[x] They make school seem more important than it is.
[x] You’re scared to grow up.
[x] You’ve done drugs in the past month. (Pills, meds, that kind! Not the illegal type!)
[x] Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x] You have trust issues.
[ ] Guilty until proven innocent.
TOTAL: 10/15

RAVENCLAW!

Which Harry Potter Character Are You?

Harry Potter.
[ ] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
[X] You wear glasses. (All the time or sometimes.)
[ ] You have a weird looking scar.
[X] You are brave.
[x] You have green eyes.
[x] You like playing a particular sport.

Total = 4

Ron Weasley.
[ ] You have red hair.
[X] You are very loyal to your friends.
[ ] You are deathly afraid of spiders.
[X] You are sarcastic.
[X] You don't have a lot of money.
[ ] You have older siblings.

Total = 3

Hermione Granger.
[X] You are bossy.
[X] You are intelligent.
[ ] Your hair is wavy or curly.
[x] You have a cat.
[X] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.
[X] You get made fun of a lot.

Total = 5

Rubeus Hagrid.
[ ] You are tall.
[X] You are very friendly and soft-hearted. (Well, usually.)
[x] You love animals.
[X] You are very helpful.
[ ] You give in easily.
[X] You are very loyal.

Total = 4

Luna Lovegood.
[X] You are weird and proud of it.
[X] You don't have loads of friends.
[ ] You are a bit ditzy.
[X] You are open minded.
[X] You are quite spiritual.
[X] You believe in things most people wouldn’t.

Total = 5

Draco Malfoy.
[x] You are manipulative.
[X] You can be very mean when you want to be.
[ ] You are a snob.
[X] You can get jealous.
[ ] You have blonde hair.

Total = 3

Neville Longbottom.
[ ] You are close to your grandparents.
[X] You are plump.
[ ] You are easily frightened.
[ ] You get nervous easily.
[X] You like frogs and toads.
[X] You are geeky.

Total = 3

Hermione and Luna! Yay!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl, about 17, named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening, and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told Daddy to tell Mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want Mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

Tomboy or Girly-girl?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies stink.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Not a bunch, but occasionally.)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Wow! I'm a tomboy! I never knew that.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

So... yeah. If you couldn't already tell, I love reposting stuff.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be overweight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper. X

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive. X

You like to play with fire.

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all. X

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself. X

You can be quite reckless. X

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane. X

Total: 6

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach. X

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights. X

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain. X

You can stay calm in stressful situations. X

You are very generous.

Total: 4

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature. X

You don't mind getting dirty. X

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. X

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment. X

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted. X

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 5

AIR

You have a free spirit. X

You hate rules. X

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. X

You hate to be restrained. X

You are very independent and outgoing. X

You are quite intelligent. X

You tend to be impatient. X

You are easily distracted. X

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. X

You wish you could fly. X

Total: 10 (Wow... I guess I'm a- WAIT THAT WOULD BE SPOILING IT! YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT AS IF YOU ALREADY DIDN'T KNOW! MUAHAHA!)

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone. X

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

You don't talk much. X

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

Total: 2

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite. X

You are spiritual. X

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence. X

You hope for world peace. X

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules. X

Total: 5

Results: I'm wind, apparently. That was a little surprising...

I DARE YOU TO COPY AND PASTE THE QUIZ ABOVE!!!!!!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Sandy Hook Elementary students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say goodbye.

Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care).

If you are against child abuse, copy this in your profile. For Kogan? For Luka? At least, for the rest of the world?

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

By NinjagoZ:

I REALLY want everyone to read this, for my sake. This is a true story below, and it's me. Copy and paste it if you agree with the story below. Please do not change any details, no matter if you're offended. Also, add your name. -NinjagoZ, stormrunner1.02,

There was a girl in her kindergarten class. She had brown hair and blue eyes, and she was friends with a lot of people. Then, she told her friends something.

"I'm an Atheist." She told them. One of the boys wrinkled their nose. All of her friends got quiet and stopped talking to her. So, she lied to everyone, told them she was kidding. For 3 grades after, she lied to everyone, saying she was a Christian.

Later, in fourth grade at a Christian school in Florida, she was with her best friend, who she called Kris. When she was comfortable with her best friend, she smiled at Kris. The girl looked her friend in the eye.

The girl asks, "Can you keep a secret?"

"Of course!" Kris smiles.

The girl leans in close, and whispers, "I don't believe in God."

Kris nods, and the next day, the girl came to school. She was confronted before class in the courtyard by a blonde girl who I'll call Dess. I am not at liberty to expose her name. Dess got in the girl's face.

Dess demands, "Why don't you believe in God?"

The girl responds, "I just don't understand religion."

"Well, that makes you a freak." Dess informs her.

Her two friends, who were taller than that young Atheist, laughed. The girl only associated with two boys called "Cameron" and "Cyril", who didn't care whether she was a Christian or not. She never regained any of her self-esteem, because she used to sing for everyone, and dance without shame, and laugh at the boy jokes.

She always kept to her books, and drawings, and was rarely speaking until it was the day she left.

Now she is in 5th grade. She was now a Ninjago nerd, and only hung out with a few people. She never mentioned her religion to anyone, because she didn't want to lie. One of her best friends smiled, and leaned in close.

"I need to tell you something!" He declared.

The girl nodded, expecting to hear something she couldn't relate to. One of her best friends other than him wore a cross, and another had drawings of them on his binder.

The best friend admits, "I'm an Atheist."

This warmed this girl to the heart, though she gets no confidence back.

In 6th grade, she decides that she will be in the talent show in 7th grade since nobody teases her if they don't know, regaining some of her old confidence. That girl is me, NinjagoZ.

If you think that Atheists are people with feelings too, copy and paste this. I'm very grateful to those 3 boys, and my current best friends. I was always hiding my true self.

stormrunner1.02: I may be religious, be that doesn't give me the right to be nasty to people who are Atheist. If you think the same, add your name to the list above.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with the Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

12. Sing along at the Opera.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

19. Tell your children/siblings over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

20. And the final way To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BANGED YOUR HEAD ON A RANDOM WALL FOR NO REASON, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're of of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!"

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Like anime, manga, video games, etc...you get the point.)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, copy this to yours.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorant! Tahts so cool!

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile (I hate the ones that are like "Oh my gosh she looks like, so ugly!", the ones that are really nice and sweet are the ones I like).

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Cody

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

Blue

3. Your first initial?

Blankety blank blank.

4. Your month of birth?

April

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Kestrel

7. Your favorite number?

101

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

California (It depends on which part.)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Ocean

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

I wish I could publish my work. (None of which is actually FINISHED, mind you.)

Are you done?

Yep.

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. (*Blushes furiously* Ma-y-b-b-e-e...)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.(:D)

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (Um... maybe it's better if I don't say anything...)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you, and you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long, but the memories will last forever. (Eek... scary!)

July-Sept.: You will have a great year, and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, and it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (I think this one already happened...)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (Well... in my imagination, I guess. She's an OC of mine, one of my favories, actually.)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Whoa...)

8. If you choose California: You like adventure. (YUP! Most DEFINITELY!)

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (*Nods*)

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour, and it will come true before your next birthday. (WHAT!? NAW! I don't think that could come true in less than three months!)

5 Reasons Not to Mess with Little Kids

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

You get home from school. There is a giant box in the front living room with the word 'FRAGILE' on it. This can only mean one thing... BUBBLE WRAP!

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.
I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword. :)