I live on a mountain collecting old newspapers and cats. My favourite tv shows are Survivor and Friends, and I love Brad Pitt. I have two best friends: Jackie and Leora, although they tend to ignore me 99% of the time...which happens to be my English mark because my teacher fell in love with me.
In conclusion, I have to sew up my sock with the hole in it.
Please email me if you have any further questions!