I apologize for any misspellings of gramatical errors. BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!

Waaaaah!!!!!!! I got the most dreadful thing to hit a writer since carpal tunnel!!!!! Writers blooooock!!!!!!!!
Due to an extreme case of writers block, I will not be updating
Why- my almost complete Naruto Fic. (HOLD)
Echo in the Corridor- Death Note Fic. (HOLD)
The Painter the Sculptor and the Music Maker-The Cat Returns Fic- This I DO still update on!!! Its just rarer, due to the emotions the story is based off of, and the difficulty I have feeling them in large enough quantities to be able to write about them. JUST KEEP YOUR EYE OUT! ^.^
Or
Forever Feels Like Home- My no where near finished Naruto Fic. ^.^ I'm sorry guys, I really hate writers block, but I hope to finish at least the first two before the year ends! Thankyou to all those that are reading, or have reviewed!

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Gender-

Female

Age-Well, you don't really need to know, but FYI, I could care less! (as a very pervy person once said, age is just a number. I'm probably more mature than most of you.)

Hair Color- Its pink and green. The dye was wrong, never trust the box!!!!

Location- Last I checked, I was sitting under a roof. *looks up.* Yupp. Still there.

OMG!!!!!!! I LEARNED HOW TO WORK A C2!!!!!!!!!! lol, I felt so stupid, trying to figure it out... Then I read the instructions... eheh... I really gotta pay more attention!

FLAMERS!

If you flame me, I really don't care. In fact, I like getting flames, I mean, who are we trying to kid? Some of them are down right hilarious. I hope, if you flame me, that you feel better, that it makes you feel somewhat whole, just...don't expect me to really care. If it catches my interst, I might reply, so keep looking. But give it up!!

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I Can't believe I fell for that! Oh, no! It's the 'Read Carefully' test again!

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF you wish people would REVIEW already, add this!

ummmm, oh I know!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the little girl, who wants her mother. Both of them.
I am the boy who fell in love and is still falling.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
My heart is soaring.
Since I gave it to you.
But then I discovered,
A truth like no other
Roses aren't red.
Violets aren't blue.
My heart is hurting.
All because of you.
Roses are black.
Violets are grey.
My heart is broken.
But I love you anyway.-Michelle Daniels
Copy and paste this to your profile if you've ever had a broken heart.(also, this is a friends poem, so I put her name on it!)

I am

I am a daughter, hiding her depression.
I am a sister, making an impression.
I am the girl, sitting next to you.
I am the one, hoping that you care.
I am your best friend hoping you'll be there.
Copy and paste this onto your profile, if you have friends that would care. (I forgot where I got it from, sorry!)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

Did you just call me insane? What was your first clue?

Did you really just eat my cookie?

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and in holds the world together.

In dog eat dog world, the best thing to do is become a cat.

What do you mean, there aren't any cookies left?!

There is no half singing in the shower. Your either a rock star, or an opera dive.

I just broke up with someone, he said, "You'll never find someone like me again." I should hope not, I dumped him, I don't want another asshole.

"My ex-boyfriend has a weird ass fetish. He dresses up like himself, then acts like an asshole."

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

The suspense is terrible! I hope it will last!

Eh. You win some, you lose some, and at the end of the day, there are tacos. And chocolate. Never forget the chocolate.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have the film.

The man who smiles when something goes wrong has though of someone to blame.

Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. (the shock is killing me)

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Never go to a doctor who's office plants are dying.

Dr. :I have good news and bad news.
Me :Give me the good news.
Dr. :You have twenty four hours to live.
Me :If that's good, then whats so bad?!
Dr. :I forgot to call you yesterday.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid.

"L'amore osserva non con gli occhi, ma con la mente."
Love looks with the heart, not the eyes.-Shakespeare.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

He who laughs last didn't get it. She who laughs first needs to get her head out of the gutter. ( what?!)

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush (was he blonde?)

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm (speak for yourself)

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

Little Aurora

Dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no ones around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms.