Name: ((Not telling))

Age: Probably younger, maybe older than you.

Gender: Female

Location: In happy Mikaland!!! A place where there is a BOY WHO KNEW TOO MUCH, LIFE is usually IN CARTOON MOTION, we would have a very DODGY HOLIDAY, we would sing SONGS FOR SORROW, and we would chant the following words until our throats burned:

"WE ARE NOT WHAT YOU THINK WE ARE, WE ARE GOLDEN!"

And we would make TOY BOYS for BLUE EYES for fun. And when we would suck too hard on a LOLLIPOP...you don't want to know.

Specialty: Being AWESOME.

Interests: Books, Art, Animals, Clothing

Music: Bjork, Tegan and Sara, Regina Spektor, Imogen Heap, Gorillaz, Panic! At the Disco, Lily Allen, Paramore, Fiona Apple, Alanis Morisette, Led Zeppelin, Norah Jones, Roisin Murphy, Ingrid Michaelson, Modest Mouse, Lenka, Sia, Relient K, MIKA, Frou Frou, Adele, Within Temptation, Hungry Lucy, A Fine Frenzy, Motely Crue, The Killers, Owl City, Eurythmics, The Veronicas, Avril Lavigne, Blue Foundation, Finger Eleven, Jem, Arcade Fire, Death Cab for Cutie, Animal Collective

Books: Maximum Ride, Full Metal Alchemist, RG Veda, The Casson Family Series, Tsubasa, Thirteen Reasons Why, Vampire Knight, The Invention of Hugo Cabret, Princess Academy, Wintergirls, Speak, Harry Potter Series, The Alanna Books, The Immortals

Movies: Hayao Miyzaki films, Girl Interrupted, Thirteen, Monsoon Wedding, 500 Days of Summer, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

TV Shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, My Life as Liz, Battlestar Galactica, Kuroshitsuji, Bones, Flight of the Conchords, Robot Chicken, Invader Zim, Heroes, NCIS

Personality:

I am extremely weird, kind of awkward, and I love writing and drawing! I like swimming in cold water, and I prefer using a pen to a pencil. I'll probably be writing mostly Maximum Ride fanfiction on here, but I probably will get around to a few Buffy fanfictions and maybe one Bones or Heroes fanfiction. Oh yes, and ALL HAIL SPORKS!

Fanfiction Updates:

Chapter One of Misguided Ghosts is UP! Chapter Two should be up in a few days!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. (Lol no. I lurves eating :D)
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. (Well, I'm not super religious, but I am a sort-of follower of the Wiccan religion. But I will never push it on to you!)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I love wearing black, but I'm a pretty happy person in general!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I love being with my friends! They are my bros!)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (No wayyy I hate attention, but I lurves looking like Renji Abarai from Bleach xD)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (No, I just like wearing weirdish things because I think they look awesome!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (Hellz No! Politics give me a headache...)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (*no comment*)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. (Well, I don't think I'm very ugly, but I am a lil crazy! Lol who gives a shizzle?)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (My school gives good lunches, so I'm not really affected very much by the usually unhealthy aspects of school lunches. But I gotta admit, I only really eat lunch once a week because of art projects :P)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (Nope. At least I don't think so.)
I'm a SKATER so I must steal stuff.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (I've never really thought about this before)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Okay, I admit, I am sort of a loser, but I do have a lot of good friends!)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Very naive. But then again, who isn't?)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. (I don't like the sun mainly because it is super annoying and it gives me headaches)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Hate alcohol. Hate parties. Enough said)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Definitely not! I have faith in everyone artistically)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Well...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Again, I admit that I am sort of a loser, but I do have a lot of good friends who respect me!)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Well, okay, yes, I am sort of a freak)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (I'm a fangirl for anime characters ^_^)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Hell. Friggin. No. I did gymnastics for three years, still doing karate, and I lift weights)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Well, I was born in America but none of my family was, so I guess this doesn't apply to me??"

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (I guess no. I don't consider myself an emo, but I'm sure other people think I am :P)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. (I don't have much of an accent. And yes, I am partially Canadian)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (Hate Hockey. Not obsessed with beavers particularly)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (woww)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Again with the sort of loser but has a lot of friends theory)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (I occasionally hug a tree, but I am for sure not a hippie.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue. (I'm not even sure what that means)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (On occasion)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (I like reading with my friends)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (The words of Satan sort of give me the freakies)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Dude! I'm a teenager living in a normal neighborhood with normal friends! I don't have time to terrorize!)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (WHAA! I DONT LIKE LABELS!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Not as far as I know)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (I guess technically I'm gothic, but I try my best to be nice to people!)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Gee, I hope not!)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Nope. I'm sorry.)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue (I lurves findin the cluez!)
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover. (Nuh uh. I can loosen up when I want!)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (Ocassionally...)
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring. (No thanklez. I love being interesting and talking about amazing things with my amazing friends!)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist. (Never in a milliongazillionbajilliontrillion years)
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek. (I prefer "Intellectual Badass")
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god. (...)
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports. (Depends on the sport. I could probably kick most of the boys my age's asses in Karate xD)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework. (Dude. Housework can go fuck itself.)
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird. (Well, I don't usually act depressed, but when I do, people HATE IT.)
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight. (I'm a lil sensitive, but not much!)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring. (Yeah, I'm normal. On the OUTSIDE...)

Stereotypes make no sense.

Stereotypes suck.

Stereotypes aren't cool.

Stereotypes are WRONG.

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