College-going shut-ins Nicky and Vash have been living through their relatively uninteresting lives for the past few years. Finally when Nicky thinks she's about to die from monotony, an interesting litter of kittens shows up by her back door. Dundundun! Rated M just in case!

When I was born, I was normal. When I left that morning for another day of high school, I was normal. Yet, by the time that very same day was over, I would be the only one who could say that I was taking care of the Akatsuki. As cats. God help us all. R&R

Can something be forgiven if the incident is forgotten? Can there be love if it no longer exists in the mind? Can a mistake be atoned when the forgiver cannot remember?

Sequel to 'To Be Lazy' and 'Easier Said Than Done'. Kakuzu seems to have a problem with his dedication for his work. So Sasori and the others get together to help solve this issue. However...the result is a bit more than they bargained for. Modern AU.

The first thing the sickly girl noticed about him was his mask...then his eyes. His eyes were of an unusual color, red and green, and they captivated her; she couldn't look away. KakuzuxOC.

She hadn't wanted to go there. Not in the least. She didn't know why she was there. So, she did what she was good at. Get into trouble and almost get killed... Wait, What? OCx? First Fanfiction!

The Akatsuki have shrunk to cute, little 7 year old kids! Now, Teams 7,8,10 and Gai have to retrain them and lead them to a new life. Humor ensured. PS: Not a single konoha person know this, so keep it a secret from them! *hush hush*

Pein decides Akatsuki needs a shakeup and switches the Akatsuki teams around a little. Violence! Sarcasm! Overpowered Fangirls! More Violence! Rainbow Lollipops! All that, and more, found just inside. Turns into a story! Non-yaoi

"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135

Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.

Hidan proposes a bet to Kakuzu in hopes of weaseling away some of the ryo he has horded. To do this he chooses something he's positive Kazuku isn't capable of doing; getting a woman to fall in love with him. Mild Xover.

Even though the Akatsuki is known to be dangerous criminals, it's all a facade. They can't go anywhere without something bad happening. Random adventures. The Akatsuki goes to McDonald's, Orochimaru's house , and more

Pein decides two man teams aren't enough for capturing the demons. He hears about super powered females called 'Mary-Sues', naturally he tries to recruit them. Many variations of Sues used. Many hurt Akatsuki members, very evil Itachi and a busty Hidan.

Poem or song about Akatsuki. Helps if you read it aloud.

One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .

Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.

With nine men living under the same roof, cleaning was pretty much a lost cause.

Stranded in the middle of nowhere in Fire Country, a Mary Sue tries to do what all Mary Sues do. But she should have thought about what her actions look like from a Naruto-verse perspective… Oneshot

Hikaru comitts suicide, but is forced by Jashin to come back to Earth. What will she do when she runs into the man she thought she loved? KakuzuxOC A bit of HidanxOC, not really, but some. Rated T for cussing and what not.

One-Shot. Akatsuki crack. Kakuzu has a secret side job that he doesn't want discovered. Pein finds out and isn't sure he approves. Please read and review.

Kakuzu gets food poisoning, and apparently that makes him incapable of doing anything… at all. Slightly OOC.

Hidan and Kakuzu unravel the intricacies of bounty-hunting in a casino.

The Akatsuki. With just those two words, an entire village could be brought to its knees, quivering and crying for mercy. Despite this, a dark secret hovered above these men - and woman. This motley crew was actually composed of...imbeciles. [Crack!fic.]

ShounenAi KakuHidan. Kakuzu’s dead, but he can’t rest until his Soul Mate, Hidan, dies as well. The dead nin returns to Earth armed with the only thing that CAN kill Jashinists: Stygian water…Full summary inside.

Rest in peace: Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu, Jiraiya, Asuma, and Itachi.

Kisame wonders what Itachi could be so fidgity about. He's only going to be fighting Sasuke tomorrow; no big deal. Right?

Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.

Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Expressing my dislike for marysues in a Naruto context. The victims are Hidan and Kakuzu, enjoy.