HEY YOU RIGHT THERE READING THIS. YEAH YOU. YEAH! YOU! THE ONE CONFUSED BY THIS MESSAGE! H-HEY! DON'T LOOK AWAY FROM ME. I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!

DEAR READERS. I NEED SOME BRAIN-PRODDING. I NEED YOU, YES YOU, TO GIVE ME PROMPTS. I WANT PAIRINGS, I WANT WORDS, I WANT SITUATIONS. ANYTHING! Gimme a PM or review a story with your ideas, and I'll write the fanfic and dedicate it to you. So, seriously, gimme something here.

My OTP (one true pairing) is probably Bunny (Kenny McCormick and Butters Scotch from South Park) but I love reading and writng all sorts of fanfics (although I'm not so good at the latter). If I were to describe my style, I would probably say "painstakingly detailed" and "spelled wrong". I put a massive amount of effort into each fic, going so far as to set up timetables for my characters (When No One Else Cares, Chapter 5). I believe this helps me as much as my readers.

Also, I would like to thank my readers, especially the ones who faithfully read and reviewed my first fanfiction (A Sleeping Dragon and a Cowardly Lion), as they are the reasons why I continued to write. I love all of my reviewers, but I hold a special place for them.

I AM NOT TO BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR MY OWN DIRTY MIND AND WHAT SAID MIND CREATES WHEN IT COMES TO FANFICS! You have been warned. Also. I don't own any of the characters used unless otherwise stated. They belong to their respective owners. As well as any songs that may appear throughout my fanfictions. They, too, belong to their respective owners.