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 Author has written 20 stories for Inuyasha, Assassin's Creed, Misc. Tv Shows, Misc. Games, Dexter, Parodies and Spoofs, Victorious, Big Time Rush, Hetalia - Axis Powers, American Dragon: Jake Long, Yu-Gi-Oh, Hunger Games, Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior, and Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード. Bananas are my favorite past time. If you have a request, just ask, no matter what it's for. A Book, an Anime, a TV Show, a Cartoon, a Game, anything. Even if it's a request that doesn't have a subject on TV, like the Food Network shows. Request. You can ask for a story about bananas, walnuts, apricots, computers, calculators, cups, plates, handbags that fall in love, anything. I'll do anything. You don't even have to write a full storyline or subject (but you can), just give me a subject. (Such as apple, banana, etc.) I won't even have to consider your idea, I'll just write it. Pinky promise. Also, bitches, I have a Formspring. You don't even have to have an account to ask me something. Please ask me deeply personal questions. |
Kyou's Condemnation! by Lexy Faye reviews
Kyo's condemning all the people he feels are at fault, including himself, for different reasons. Find out who and why in this poem.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Kyo S. - Complete
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Dicknipples reviews
France has contracted a terrible STD, and Russia is terribly upset with him. The only thing worse than this is the fact that France is pregnant with Russia's baby. Or is it Russia's baby? Rated For: Yaoi, Future Lemons, MPREG, and Cursing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - France, Russia
Vidya Games reviews
Alfred makes a bet that Arthur can't refuse. PWP USUK LEMONS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Homo Games reviews
President Santorum takes a shaky, audible breath that crackles loudly through the radio on the mahogany table to my side. "I plan to select two teens from each state, one gay and one lesbian, from the ages of twelve and eighteen, to play the Homo Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Other tributes
Love Almost Never Prevails reviews
Sometimes, crossover love just doesn't survive. ;Ginga/Yu-Gi-Oh; T for mentions of mansex. Come on, don't tell me you didn't expect it.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Yūgi M., Ginga H. - Complete
The Asian Code reviews
Brenda Song teaches Jake Long a lesson he will never forget: Never Break the Asian Code.
Crossover - American Dragon: Jake Long & Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Jake - Complete
Love Knows No Bounds, Including Football reviews
Eli Manning and Tony Romo have a fateful meeting one night, that leads to future relationships. ;Tony Romo/Eli Manning; Pushes T rating.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Big Time Romance Novel reviews
I can't really say much about this, or I'll give it away. ;Kendall/Freight Train; M for Mansex. Oopsie daisy, just gave it away.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Freight Train, Kendall - Complete
France Likes Cold Cuts In His Ass reviews
Every day, little France makes sweet, sweet love to his mother's cold box.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2011 - France - Complete
Kidz Bop Y U so Stupid? reviews
Kidz Bop, and their headmaster. T for... words that aren't normally in my vocabulary; only on Tuesdays.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Complete
Big Time Cursing reviews
Cursing during videos is a big no-no, Kendall. Eventual M rating and Kendall/Gustavo. As in Man Sex.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Gustavo R., Kendall
Every Time a Bell Rings, a Toad Demon Gets Kissed reviews
There is no love for JaShomaru. This is a story about Sesshomaru and Jaken's love. Mild lemon, lime and citrus. That's right.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Jaken, Sesshōmaru - Complete
Of Sandwiches and Kisses reviews
Jaken and Sesshomaru meet in a Feudal Era Subway Store. Jasshomaru. ;Jaken/Sesshomaru;
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Sesshōmaru, Jaken - Complete
Forbidden Love reviews
- she walked into the school building with tears in her eyes that she quickly wiped away. ;JadexWall;
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Jade W. - Complete
That's Good Eats Alright
Alton Brown x Holiday Foods. Specials on Food Network, no one would expect this. Will do one for each of the important holidays.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,392 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011
The Local Neighborhood Stalker
Hulio is a local neighborhood stalker, one that is harmless and no one seems to care much about. T for the concept of stalking.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
Taco Bell Disaster reviews
Taco Bell has just sprung into disaster.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
Kill of a Dark Man
Jorge was a dark dog, full of hate. Dexter is about to put him down.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Dexter M.
Shove that Stylus in
DSi/DSiXL hot, steamy love-making scene.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Complete
Assassins: The Clone Wars reviews
As Ezio discovers an old well and an ancestor's ally, he realizes there is more to this world than just killing and battle.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Ezio A., Malik