Hello, profile stalkers and people who have clicked the wrong link.

My zero key doesn't work. :'(

Name twelve charactars from a random fandom.

1.Master Cheif

2.Jacob Keyes

3.Johnson

4.Cortana

5.Miranda Keyes

6. Noble six [no pun intended]

7.Arbiter

8.Half jaw [Forgot his name]

9. Rtas vadumee [Halo wars arbiter]

Ten. The rookie

11. 343 guilty sparks

12. Jorge

1.Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Noble six and sparky? not yet. Although... *goes off to work on top secet porject*

2. Do you think four is hot? how hot?

This is unfair.

3. What would happen is twelve got eight pregnent?

So...elite males give birth? *Chuckles evilly and goes off to another top secret project*

4. Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

No. Then again, i only read humor's, so...

5. Would two and six make a good couple

Are you talking about Kat and Noble six, or Jacob keyes and six? either way, NO!!!

6. Five/nine or Five/ten?

Five/ten, because Rtas hates humans, and is an elite

8. Make a summary of a three/ten fanfic

What happened to seven? anyway, The rookie finds himself in a realm much like ODST's firefight, and a player is teaching him the basics. Will the rookie get home? why does the player look like johnson? will i ever write this story? i doubt it.

9.Is there such a thing as a one/eight fluff?

Master cheif and half jaw? seriously, this is the second time you've called Half jaw gay.

ten. Suggest a title for a seven/ten hurt/comfort fanfic?

Two worlds.

11. Does anyone on your friend list read three?

What is a friend?

12.Does anyone on your friend list write or draw eleven?

If you say that gibberish word again, i'll scream

13. Does anyone on your friend list write two/four/five?

scream*

14. what might ten scream at moments of great fear?

Rookie doesn't make noises, dumba$$

15. If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Whats a songfic?

16.If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: so much awesome your eyes will explode

17. what would be a good pickup line for ten to use on two?

okay, do i have to repeat myself? ROOKIE! DOESN'T! TALK!!!

18. what would you feel if seven and eight were in a fight?

What do you have against half-jaw?

19. what would you do if you found out 5 is a relative of yours?

Miranda? i don't ca- wait... THAT MEANS JACOB KEYES IS A RELAIVE OF MINE! PARTY IN THE DUNGEON!!!

twenty. write a short summary on a one/two fic.

Master cheif's failed attempt to save the first keyes

21. lets say two, eight and eleven are stuck in aburning barn. you can only save one. who would it be?

JACOB KEYES IS IN DANGER!!!

22. who would you kill, one or ten.

on the basis of i like my heart beating, ten.

23. If you died and could choose to bring three or five with you to the afterlife, who would you choose?

Johnson, cause miranda's a b*

24. would you ever go on a date with twelve?

I'm. Not. Gay.

You know you live in the 21st century when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a myspace or facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you're laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.