Favorite Couples:

Sasunaru OTP!! (sometimes Narusasu if the story is really really good/smutty...)

Itasasu

Itakyuu

Itadei

A little about me: I will probably never write anything other than M unless I get sick of porn. =D Same goes for any other pairings besides ones listed above. I will also try to mostly write MPREG. It is my favorite genre after all. Any other would be pure torture to write. Unfortunately, one of the evil plot demons that has entered my head refuses to be MPREG AND refuses to leave me alone. Assuming I ever get done with this story, you'll just have to wait and see.

There needs to be more Itadei and Sasunaru out there. T.T;;; It's a really bad thing when you're reading your own uncompleted stories and haven't even released them yet. T.T;;

"A good story needs not an original idea, only a great storyteller," quotes self. Not sure if any famous person said this, but this is my opinion on the stories I enjoy.

Loves: Naruto (I am a narutard after all), Matcha, japanese, LoL, videogames, fanfiction, drawing/art, cosplay, crossplay, crossdress, yaoi, tennis, dance

YAOI = YAmi nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi = "No climax, no point, no meaning" -- whoever wants to tell me that yaoi "must" have a plot has got to be...kidding me. XD

Update 12/27/17: I am SO sorry to all you readers for not updating my story. *bows profusely* I've run into a roadblock if anyone cares. Tbh, I'm not sure if that next chapter will ever go up. I've rewrote the next chapter to “Let’s Make Babies” over and over...and over again and had to toss each revision into the garbage. I've fcked up in being too ambitious with this story, making it so complex and adding in OCs. Arghhhhh...and now it's been so long that I'm not even clear with the direction I want to take the story in. I should have left it as a one-shot. ;(

Also, thank you all from the bottom of my heart for all the favorites, follows and especially...reviews! I do read them all and am thankful that you all took the time to review it despite the probability of it being continued is close to zilch. Also, thank you for the constructive criticism. I will try to keep them in mind in my writing. I hope I can share a new story with you all. Maybe it’ll get me back in the groove to finish “Let’s Make Babies.” We will see~

-- Boruto rant. A case for Naruto being the "mother," MPREG and Sasunaru. Don't like, don't read. -- Does anyone else think that Naruto would have made a better "mother" after watching Boruto? Now that Sasuke and Naruto both became dads in the canon, they both became the super awkward non-expressive negligent dad stereotypes that are "too busy" with work to manage household things and themselves. (Can anyone say BS excuses?) It's just so different from the obnoxiously expressive personality Naruto used to have. It's like he's wearing a mask all the time now that he's become Hokage. Couldn't he have matured and retained that expressive personality, instead of hiding that part of himself behind a mask? He can still be a good Hokage, parent and a prankster all at the same time. Maybe that would improve his relationship with Boruto (and make his Hokage meetings more interesting). But, he's so serious now that he can't even have fun with his kids. Maybe if Naruto became the "mother" and had no excuses in regards to raising his kids, he'd finally learn what it means to be a "parent"and what it means to have a "family." Now he just uses the village as an excuse for neglecting his family, kids and parental/familial duties. The thing about being a parent or part of a family is that there are no excuses. And I'm afraid that the Naruto we have in the Boruto series will just never learn that since he keeps saying "the village is his family."

Also, as much as I appreciate the new characters we have and new ships, Boruto is such a terrible anime as a sequel. I swear that every episode is legit a filler episode. The animation studio got so fcking lazy and pretty much copy-pasta the old anime into the new one. And all the kids have "daddy" issues. Sarada, Boruto and Mitsuki. Yup, all of the new team 7 will be traumatized thanks to "daddy issues." In fact, that's probably going to be the recurring underlying theme running through this series.

And can anyone cry with me about what they did to Rock Lee's kid by naming him "Metal Lee"?!?! He ISN'T a pokemon for fuck's sake. Having kids ISN'T the same thing as Pokemon evolutions. -screams- Why?! Just why did they have to do this?!?!

-- End Boruto rant --

My account on AFF: members(.)adultfanfiction(.)net/profile.php?no=1296912390

I will be adding stories there that are too mature for fanfiction.net. I will also back up my stories there in case of any problems.

(Did I say I was going to back up my stories there? I'm thinking of not doing that anymore since it's so pointless. The site is so clunky to use and obviously hasn't been updated to keep up with the times. I'll just have to pray that the stories I upload here won't get taken down. Also, as much as I thought of using Ao3, I just really hate the layout and everything about it. It's not easy on the eyes and the font style bothers me and so do the categorizations. There are just TOO many categories. A good website for stories should be like a physical library for books. They should be subdivided into simple categories like romance/humor/yaoi/shounen-ai/etc with simple pairings. I should be able to just pick up a book, quickly browse the contents or summary and then just dive right in. If necessary, the excess categorizations like those found at Ao3 should only be used for the advanced filter section for people who care and have such distinct fetishes). I think the worst thing is that despite the massive amount of categories they have, the most important part of who tops and who bottoms in a story isn't clear. Smh.

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Random

(So, I lost sleep one day because my (now-retired) muse wanted me to take a bunch of quizzes. We spent way too long doing those quizzes...Thought I would post up the results/links to quiz here.)

You are aOpportunist Seme!

Preying on the clueless is what you're all about. You really don't intend to hurt anyone, but if a bit of harmless manipulation can get you what you want, you're not beyond taking a little advantage of someone, which you figure is an even exchange for your companionship anyway. Not one for lots of drama, you are best paired with the Clueless Uke, who will appreciate your attention and never bat an eye at your slightly sneaky ways.

Most compatible with: Clueless Uke, Innocent Uke
Least compatible with: Badass Uke

Y-A-O-I

You are a sadistic seme. You have to have controll and love to toy with your partner. You are cruel and demanding and want your uke to follow sute. Although you are cruel, you also love passionatly. You may tie up your uke and torment him, but you'd literally kill anyone else who tried. Your uke is yours and yours alone.

Y-A-O-I

EVIL SEME
Cunning, sly, and just downright cruel and evil, you are the type of seme who wouldn't hesitate to do anything inhumane just to get the uke you want, being capable of high degrees of manipulation. Your type tends to be very smart. You can also be the possessive type, but there is also the possibility of being the sharing type, if it means new ways of torturing your uke. If you know what I mean ;) You're most definitely the all-around dominant seme type, doing all the jobs in bed and tend to love to see some blood.

Y-A-O-I

congrats!you are the horny seme =]im glad to inform you that you are basically a normal person.this if we ignore that huge sexual appetite that is definitely not just average.the only thing you seem to be thinking of is sex and all the hot stuff you will do when you get home after work.i really wouldnt wanna be your poor poor little uke partner. =] even if you are too horny you are a kind-hearted,funny and very capable to love person.you should try to get someone who is just like you and you wont have problems in being happy