If you're wondering, yes my avatar is the Loan Arranger. It started off as an inside joke, but I still think it's hilarious.

Well... Um how do I start???? I'm a Twilight MANIAC!!! I have everything Twilight related. And ESPECIALLY everything Seth Clearwater related x]... Even in my nigthstand I have bodywash scented like him... And let me tell you, it is so freaking GOOD!!! Gosh I love Seth with a freaking undeniable passion. I love the wolves, I feel that they were a little underdeveloped and didn't get enough credit. I actually have some rough drafts of what goes on in La Push. Not the point! X] Also, the Volturi, we only see the castle once, from a mogul's point of view... We NEED to know what actually goes on... I'm going insane!!! Stephenie Meyer needs to write a book about the Wolves then one about the Volturi. It would like make my life complete. Also I LOVE to laugh! I can't describe myself in detail, because you would probably get bored with me XD I DO have a Facebook, Myspace, AND Twitter XD I can always add you as a friend, but I'm not putting my name on here (CYBERSTALKERS!!!) you CAN PM if you want to know XD

Favorite Couples:
Embry/ (character I created)
Bree/Seth
Nessie/Jacob
Alec/ (character I created)

Songs stuck in head:
Freaky Girl (Nicki Minaj, Lil Kim, and Gucci)
No Hands (Waka Flocka Flame)
Daddy's Home (Usher)
That's What You Get (Paramore)
I'm so Sick (Flyleaf)
Karma (Waka Flocka Flame)
And I just discovered 'The Hush Sound' x]
Every Girl (Lil Wayne)
What's Love Got to Do With It (Tina Turner)
Blame It on the Alcohol (Get it Jamie!!!) XD

Favorite Books:
Twilight
Morganville Vampires
The Host
Immortal Wolf (If you want to read about a lemony book, Bonnie Vanak is yo gal) XD

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If you have ever accidentally walked into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you're weird and you're proud of it post this into your profile!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

(Molly's quotes that amuse me)

Quotes:

Cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favor and JUMP OFF.

I am nobody, and nobody is perfect, so I'm perfect.

If somebody grins while destruction enfolds around them, it means they have found someone else to blame it on.

My computer always seems to beat me at chess, but he is no match for my kickboxing.

If time is the best teacher, how come it kills all of it's pupils?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

I want to die like my grandpa, peacefully in my sleep. I don't want to die screaming like the passengers in his car.

After many years of training, I had perfected the artof Karate. Now, to do the only thing it's good for- making really crap movies.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’

she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.

she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.

she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."

she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always- he asked her when he wasnt

Random bits and bobs:

Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!

He: Your body is like a temple.
She: Sorry, no services today.

Sue: I spent large segments of each day picturing you choking on food, and I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.-Glee

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Sue: Hot Cheetos have been proven to raise endorphins and make happy kids, and I can't have that.-Glee

Sue: It's as barren as me in here.-Glee

Sue: Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

Puck: get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his-Glee

Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.-Glee

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.-Glee

Kurt: Rachel manages to dress like a grandmother and a toddler at the same time-Glee

Kurt: Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room?
Cheerleader: Your sexuality?-Glee

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door (optional)
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' (optional)

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

10 Awesome Quotes:

1. Desperation is lifes greatest fear

2. If Barbie isn't a slut, then why do people buy her boyfriends?

3. Men are like banks accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

4. A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his freaking head in and a spade to bury the bastard.

5. Love: a wildly misunderstood, although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain. Causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and lips to pucker.

6. Lifes all about ass. Everyones either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

7. We're so hot we make fire stop, drop and roll

8. Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it's the quiet voice at the end on the day that says 'I will try again tomorrow'

9. Love is just a word until you find someone who gives it definition

10. Somewhere between our laughs, talks, stupid little fights, and all our jokes, I fell in love.

I just love the smell of fear in the afternoon.

BE THE KIND OF WOMAN WHEN YOUR FEET HIT THE GROUND EACH MORNING THE DEVIL SAYS OH CRAP SHE'S UP

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

Chuck Norris once visited Tokyo. Japan's rendition of this incident is a film known as Godzilla.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris chooses a child to be thrown in the sun.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known as giraffes.

Everyday my parents ask me how school was. Asking me how school was is like asking me how that drive-by shooting was. Nobody cares how it was, they're just lucky to get out alive.

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In the beginning, God created the universe. Since then, it has been widely regarded as a bad decision.

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Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

If somebody asks "Is this okay?" You say:

Daddy's Home

What best describes your personality?

Never Been

What do you like in a guy?

30 Minutes ( LOL! If THAT'S not perveted XD)

How Do You Feel Today?

I Caught Myself

What is your lifes purpose ?

Got Money (LOL!)

What is your motto?

Eye of The Tiger

What Do Your Friends Think Of You ?

Steady Mobbin (I must hardcore then XD)

What Do You Think About Very Often ?

This is Why I'm Hot (LMBO!)

What do you think of your best friends?

Successful (WOW! XD)

What do you think of the person you like ?

I Don't Love You (LIES!!!! XD)

What is your life story?

Single Ladies ( D: Insulted! I think, well if you like her, put a ring on her! XD)

What do your parents think of you?

The Boss (Oh, I'm in there [from everybody hates chris])

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Freaky Girl (WTF!!!)

What will they play at your funeral?

Naturally (Dayum! I LOVE that song!!!)

What do you think of your friends?

I'm Going Down (sometimes XD)

Decided to Do it Again (got interested X)

If somebody asks "Is this okay?" You say:

Hard in The Paint

What best describes your personality?

So What

What do you like in a guy?

Since U Been Gone

How Do You Feel Today?

See You In My Nightmares (Perfect for crappy days like this...)

What is your lifes purpose ?

Paper Planes

What is your motto?

Love (by Keyshia Cole)

What Do Your Friends Think Of You ?

Oh I Think They Like ME (I must alluring then XD)

What Do You Think About Very Often ?

Let's Get It On (another with Marvin Gaye, it's just... sexual... WEIRD!)

What do you think of your best friends?

Karma (my ninjas till the end XD)

What do you think of the person you like ?

Grenade (Kinda depressing...)

What is your life story?

Tight Jeanz ( D: Insulted! I think, let me see you walk down the streets in those tight jeanz! XD)

What do your parents think of you?

Looking At Me(the one with Nicki Minaj XD Oh HELL Yeah!)

What will you dance to at your wedding?

That's What You Get (I LOVE THAT!!!)

What will they play at your funeral?

Dueces (I love that song and all, excuse my language: THAT'S SO F*ING DEPRESSING!!!)

What do you think of your friends?

You Belong With Me (WOW! XD)

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porsche 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

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Something sad for my profile, hope it will touch your heart, it sure did mine...

I was walking around in a Target store,

when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny,

are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to

buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went

to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give

this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for

Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after

all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her

where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can

give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be

with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He

then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. "

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we

check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to

his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then h e looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to

sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a wh ite rose for my

mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough

to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left w ith my

basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I

started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which

mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young

woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a

critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the

life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to

recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the

newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went

to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for

people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her

hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her

chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed

forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a

drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it n ever touched your heart

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls, I promise to remember Jake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

“It doesn't just happen in one part of town or to one particular background. All children in that age bracket are vulnerable. If you come from a rich family, poor family, that shouldn't matter. It shouldn't be a prerequisite as to why you should be exposed to violent crime. Silent Witness is empowering the community to say we're not going to take it anymore and when you take that attitude, it sends the message to criminals.”

Sgt. Paul Penzone quote

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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50 THINGS YOU WON'T KNOW UNLESS YOU READ THIS...

1) What colour is your toothbrush?

Purple

2) Name one person who made you smile today:

My friend.

3) What were you doing at 8 am this morning?

SLEEP

4) What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Putting in my contacts

5) What is your favourite candy bar?

Butterfinger

6) Have you ever gone rock climbing?

Yes :D

7) What is the last thing you said aloud?

Cake

8) What is your favorite ice cream flavour?

Cookies n Cream

9) What was the last thing you had to drink?

Orange Juice

10) Do you like your wallet?

Gucci!

11) What was the last thing you ate?

Turkey

12) Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Sad face, no DD:

13) The last sporting event you watched?

Basketball... IDK why

14) What is your favourite flavour of popcorn?

White chocolate...

15) Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

Faith

16) Ever go camping?

YES! NATURE FTW!!!

17) Do you take vitamins daily?

Hair, skin, nails

18) Do you believe in God?

God rocks!!!!!! So YES!!!!!

19) Do you have a tan?

No, I don't need one!

20) Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Of course!

21) Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Depends on the time of day, and what day

22) What did your last text message say?

Faith: Yes, because that's what furbangers do in their freetime
Me: Shut it up! At least my werewolf is sexier than your vampire... Fangbanger :P

Lol! We have no life!

23) What are you doing tomorrow?

A werewolf! LOL! JK, school, sadface :(

25) Look to your left, what do you see?

My turtle tank

26) What colour is your watch?

I don't wear watches!

27) What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Faith

28) What is your birthstone?

Opal!!!!

29)Do you go in at a restaurant place or just hit the drive thru?

Drive through!!!!

30) What is your favourite number?

3... 69... LOL!

31) Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Nessie!

32) Any plans today?

Not really. I just pigged out though

33) How many states have you lived in?

One!

34) Biggest annoyance right now?

Family...

35) Last song listened to?

I'm So Sick (Flyleaf :)

36) Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Z, Y, X, W, V...(mumbles inaudibly)... D, C, B, A! Lol, nope!

37) Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Does my mum count??????

38) Favourite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Sequined Sparkly Converse!!!!

39) Are you jealous of anyone?

Nope!

40) Is anyone jealous of you?

I'm sure...

41) Do you love anyone?

Of course but I'm not saying who! :)

42) Do any of your friends have children?

a bit young...

43) What do you usually do during the day?

Text, read fanfiction!!!!!

44) Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes!

45) Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

I say hi!!!!!

46) What colour is your car?

Metallic Purple

47) Do you like cats?

OMG Of course!!!!!

48) Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yep. :)

49) Have you ever been to Six Flags?

No. it sucks!!!!!

50) How did you get your worst scar?

cutting...

{Stereotypes Suck}

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be encourage abortion.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends.
I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not.

Hehe XD Copy all you want, just not my personal info or that would be fraud. YOU CAN EVEN CLAIM WHAT I JUST SAID!! AND THE OTHER THING I JUST SAID!! AND THAT ONE TOO!!