well... let's see here...

My name is Artemis Cora V.

Age... let's just say I could be your little sister...

Gender: Female... duh

And in case anyone cares my pen name means "Cross Dark" in Latin. Also what I named my katana from martial arts training.~

I happen to like quotes and stuff that goes around the internet sooooo extra stuff time!!

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.

Sweetness, Intelligence and a DASH of Moral Values mixed with just A BIT of Craziness, and you got me.

~Welcome to Hell~

"Heaven didn't want me, and Hell thinks I'll take over."

This is Bunny.
Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!!

We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful,
Only because we must stop our feet at the cliff's edge,
Unable to step out into the sky
Like that fearless flower.

Hope doesn't give you a fighting chance
Power does
Power doesn't give you a reason to fight
Hope does

“Real genius is insanity, and we’ve all got a lot of that around here.”

A child’s life is like a blank piece of paper, on which every passerby leaves a mark.~

~Sanotomono Proverb – Year 1824

“Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.”

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words

"I've got a jar of diiirt. I've got a jar of diiirrt. I've got a jar of diiirt. And guess what's inside it!" ~ Cap'n Jack, Pirates of the Carribean II

"As long as we aren't jumped by monsters and nobody dies, I think we'll be okay." ~ Ororon, "The Demon Ororon", Mizuki Hakase

"The mind is like a parachute; it works best when it is opened."

“Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.”

Love is something fragile, something rare to find, something people long for or fear, something that whispers in the wind and yet it is hard to grasp, something that either brings happiness or pain. Love is vicious yet kind.

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 more to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me."

I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I live there, and I don't want to see you everyday.

~She who does not sleep regularly.
~She who does not know the meaning of silence.
~She who does not break.
~She who does not bore.
~She who does not walk in daylight.
~She who does not stand still.
~She who does not lack psychopathic tendencies.
~She who does not like heat.
~She who does not tolarate idiocy.
~She who does not love before she hates.
~She who does not control her anger well.

~She who speaks in the third person so she can forget that she's me.

Thank you to those who HATED me, you made me a stronger person.
Thank you to those who LOVED me, you made me love more.
Thank you to those who ENVY me, you made my self-esteem grow.
Thank you to those who LIED to me, you made me see the truth.
Thank you to those who TALKED about me, you made me popular.
Thank you to those who WORRIED about me, you made me realize somebody cares.
Thank you to those who CARED about me, you made me feel special.
Thank you to those who LISTENED, you made me express my true feelings.
Thank you to those who LEFT, you showed me that not everything lasts forever.
Thank you to those who STAYED, you showed me the meaning of what a true friend is.
Thank you to those who ever ENTERED my life, because you made me who I am today.

~Thank you to my Onee-sama who cares for me, who worries about my well-being, who listens when I need to talk to her, who is there when I need her. Thank you to my Onee-sama for entering my life.~

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it.

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Insanity is perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet~

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"

Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls.

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

Έχω χάσει τον εαυτό μου να το Σκοτάδι. Ψυχή μου βάφονται μαύρα. Φως μου δεν είναι πια μαζί μου. Ψυχή μου είναι το ξεθώριασμα σε σκοτάδι. Θα κανείς με σώσεις;

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm BLUNT, so I MUST be young.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm an ORPHAN, so I MUST be a trouble-maker with no disipline.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I'm a girl
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL/BOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and am a MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be CHILDISH.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so, I MUST be having problems

Okays...so some of these are true. But some aren't...so yeah. That's stereo-types for you.

MY GUY SIDE:

(x) You love hoodies.
(x)You love jeans.
( )Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x)You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x)Shopping is torture.
( )Sad movies suck.
(x)You own/ed an X-Box.
( )Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
(x)At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x)You used to be/are obsessed with Power Rangers.
(x)you watch sports on TV.
(x)gory movies are cool
( )You go to your dad for advice.
( )You own like a trillion baseball caps.
( )You like going to high school football games.
( )You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x)Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x)It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
( )Sports are fun
(x)Talk with food in your mouth.
( )Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 16 X3

MY GIRL SIDE:

(x)You wear lip gloss/stick.
( )You love to shop.
(x)You wear eyeliner.
( )You wear the color pink
( )Go to your mom for advice.
( )You consider cheerleading a sport.
( )You hate wearing the color black.
( )You like hanging out at the mall.
( )You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(x)You like wearing jewelry.
( )Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
( )Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
( )You don't like the movie Star Wars.
( )You were in gymnastics/dance
( )It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
(x)You smile a lot, more than you should.
(x)You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
( )You care about what you look like.
( )You like wearing dresses when you can.
( )You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
(x)You love the movies.
( )Used to play with dolls as little kid.
( )Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 6 evil grin

you know you live in 2009 when...

1) you accidentally enter your phone number on a microwave.

2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of the buttons on the TV.

6) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) as you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) and you were to busy to notice number 5.

10) you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top.

W e W e r e G i v e n T w o H a n d s T o H o l d

T w o L e g s T o W a l k

T w o E y e s T o S e e

T w o E a r s T o L i s t e n

B u t W h y O n l y O n e H e a r t ?

B e c a u s e T h e O t h e r O n e

W a s G i v e n T o S o m e o n e F o r U s T o F i n d

Girl Talk

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's almost impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how he is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Stupid Racist people

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Things to do in an Elevator;

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY - "DING" at each floor.

8) GRIMACE painfully and smack your forehead.

9) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

10) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

11) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

12) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

13) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

14) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

15) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

16) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

17) ASK if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

18) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

19) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

20) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

21) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

22) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

23) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

24) ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host for my body".

20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors"

7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

8) Don't use any punctuation

9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
.

14) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
.

15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17) WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON! I WON!"

18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!"

19) Tell your children over dinner, "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20) Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile. it's called therapy.

A Way To Annoy Your Professors:

1 Bring a small cactus to class with you.

2 Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question.

3 Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something.
After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on.

4 Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak."

5 When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN..."

5 Reasons why kids are so adorable

--The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE, God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

END

--The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

END

--One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

END

--A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said,"But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

END

--A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

END

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different

LOL! WHEN I READ THIS I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS:

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy everything a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sensei.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
·List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think it's your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

GO NARUTO FREAKS!!

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal.

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.(aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!!