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 Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Hey. I'm jgirl, a 14 year old fanfic addict and writer. Fave books: Divergent series Hunger Games series Dragoneye Series House of Night series The Selection Series Matched Series Shadow Falls Series Fave Anime/Manga: Vampire Knight Hetalia Ouran High School Host Club Naruto Fave Movies: Stick It Mulan The Pacifier Here's some funny stuff I found 1. Chocolate comes from a bean, which makes it a vegatable therefore it is healthy. 2. Girls can do anything that boys can, but we can do it in high-heels. 3. Best friends mean killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but 'Haha, too bad loser! 4. A true friends equal you cry I cry, you fight I fight, you jump off a bridge I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt. 5. When you fall... friends will help you get up but best friends will laugh and trip you again... 6. Death: the #1 killer in the USA tell your friends. 7. I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me. 8. My friend texted me saying 'what does idk mean?' and I say 'I don't know.' and she says 'GOD NO ONE KNOWS!! 9. Silence is Golden. Duct Tape is Silver. 10. God made men first... Then he had a better idea! (I think this one is kind of mean, but really funny at the same time.) 11. Smile, it makes people wonder what your up to. 12. Sometimes I wonder... 'Why is that Frisbee getting bigger' ...then it hits me 13. If people were meant to pop out of bed we'd all sleep in toasters. 14. I didn't 'slap you' I high-fived your face. 15. Ever notice that studying is 'student' and 'dying' put together? 16. Trees make air, Homework hurts trees, Homework causes global warming. 17. By the time you finish reading this you will have wasted 5 seconds of your life. 18. Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into walls. 19. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. 20. Sarcasm: best defense against stupid. 21. When life gives you lemons keep them, because hey, free lemons! 22. People are like Slinkies. Basically Useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down stairs. ( mean but sooooo funny) 23. Chocolate is the answer no matter what the question is. 24. A day without sunshine is like...night. 25. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 26. 42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. 27. He who laughs last thinks slowest. And he who laughs first doesn't get it. 28. How many of you believe in psychokineses? Raise my hand. 29. OK. . .so what's the speed of dark? 30. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 31. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. 32. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film. 33. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 34. Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 35. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 36. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 37. OMG!!! The Rains WET!!! 38. When Life gives you lemons, throw them at someone! 39. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. 40. Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. Repost and bold what you 'are' Which Hetalia Character Are You Mostly Like North Italy (Vargas Feliciano) (x ) You were bullied a lot in your childhood (x)You can be clumsy (5/10) for North Italy) South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas) You love tomatoes (1/10) for South Italy) Germany (Ludwig) You're very stoic and serious (3/10) for Germany) Japan (Kiku Honda) You're very mature (2/10) for Japan) The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) (x) You love hamburgers (8/10) for America) The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) (x) You like tea (4/10) for UK) France (Francis Bonnefoy) You're very affectionate (1/10) for France) Russia (Ivan Braginski) You had a very sad childhood. (2/10) for Russia) Canada (Matthew Williams) You're often ignored by people (1/10) for Canada) Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) You're quite mean-spirited (5/10) for Prussia) China (Wang Yao) You're very mature 6/10 Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [x] You are very well-raised 6/10 Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry) [x] You have a potty-mouth 8/10 Cuba You smoke 3/10 Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x] You're very loyal 3/10 Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz) You're very flamboyant 5/10 Okay I'm most like US and Hungary. I was expecting the US but not Hungary. Now for the Ipod shuffle Challenge Rules 1. Put your itunes/ipod on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button and the title of the song is your answer 3. You are required to type the name of the song no matter how ridiculous it is. 1. Describe yourself.. Invisible by Taylor Swift (really? really?) 3. Describe your current relationship- Goodbye by Avril Lavigne (no way at all true) 5. How do you feel about love?- I'm Only Me When I'm With You by Taylor Swift (this is so cute and kinda true) 6. What is your life like?- According to You by Orianthi (doesn't fit) 8. Say something wise... Pray for You by Jaron and the Long Road to Love (best fit ever so funny) 9. How would you describe yourself? Hot by Avril Lavigne (no I wouldn't) 10. What do you look for in a guy? Good Girl by Carrie Underwood (wow just wow) 13. What is your motto? Playing God by Paramore (wow one that actually fits nice) 14. What do your friends think of you? Ignorance by Paramore ( not true) 17. What do you think of your best friend? My Life Would Suck Without You by Kelly Clarkson (yes one that fits and this is for you Teph) 19. What is your life story? Love Bites (So Do I) by Halestorm (not true but funny) 20. What do you want to be when you grow up? Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne (one I'm a girl and two wow just wow) 24. Biggest fear?- If I Die Young by The Band Perry (very true for me) 1. America 2. France 3. Spain 4. Russia 5. Romano 6. Italy 7. England 8. Prussia 9. Belarus 10. Canada 11. Switzerland 12. Liechtenstein Here's the list of characters from favorite to, you get the point. On with the randomness called a meme. 1) Have you ever read a Five/Ten fic before? Romano/Canada Never. I don't think they exist. 2) Do you think Three is hot? How hot? Spain. Yes he hot. He's tan and sweet and hot. 3) What would happen if Six got One pregnant? Italy got America pregnant. It's impossible Italy never tops. 4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine? Belarus. Um I can't remeber the name but it was America/Belarus and very fluffy. 5) Would Seven and Two make a good couple? FrUk. No. Never. I DESPISE FrUk. Worst pairing ever. 6) Four/Eight or Four/Nine? Russia/Prussia or Russia/Belarus. Duh. If Belarus would calm down Russia/Belarus. 7) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship? If England discovered Spain and Prussia were in a relationship I think he wouldn't care at all. 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic. France/Italy- I feel terrible for Italy France kidnaps Italy after a meeting. What happens when Italy devolps romantic feelings for his captor. Warning: a complete and total crack fic. That sucked. 9) Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story? Russia/Canada. There actually is. It's really cute. 10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic. America/Romano No clue um... Help me Hamburger Bastard I have no clue whats so ever. 11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic? Spain/Switzerland Let's try this.. When a mystery nation kidnaps Liechtenstein and Romano, Spain and Switzerland have to work together to get them back all while devolping feelings for each other. That sucked. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven het? What about Nine slash? England het? No way doesn't exist. Belarus slash? I've heard of Belarus/Ukraine. 13) If you wrote a songfic about Nine, what song would you choose? I Get Off by Halestorm 14) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic, what would the warning be? France/Spain/Italy Warning: WAY too much crack 15) What pick-up line might Eight use on Five? Prussia would use on Romano… Prussia: Since I'm the awesome Prussia I arranged the alphabet to put awesome u and awesome i together. I know it's stupid but it had to say awesome and I couldn;t think of anything else. 16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for Ten/Eight. I can't write drabble. 17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? If England walked in on France and Liechtenstein having sex, he would pry the two of them apart, beat the shit outta France for having sex with her, then go tell Switzerland. 18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? If I wanted Russia to deflower America… I would do it as hate sex during the Cold War. 19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? What about Three het? England slash? Duh! One pairing USUK. Spain het? Nope none. Don't think it exists. 20) Does anyone one your friends list write or draw Eleven? Switzerland? Some pair him with Liechtenstein. It's REALLY cute 21) Would you write Two/Four/Five? France/Russia/Romano… Nope not at all it's creepy. 22) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Canada. "Daddy!" cause I like Franada 23) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Romano? Right before I typed this. It was part of a series of sick fics called With You by Iostry. 24) What's Six's super-secret kink? Italy? It's not secret. It's his hair curl. 25) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Switzerland shag Belarus? Only if he was VERY VERY drunk. Drunk or sober? Totally wasted. 26) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? If Spain and England got together, England would top. 27) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? America and Belarus are in a happy relationship until Belarus suddenly runs off with Russia. America, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Switzerland and a brief unhappy affair with Liechtenstein, then follows the advice of Romano and finds true love with France. "America/France=creepy. Yay for the Belarus/Russia 28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? How would I feel if England/Prussia was canon? No just No. It's USUK and PruHun. Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my dog and was standing in line at Wal-Mart getting ready to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was "where's your sign lady" but decided to go with it...SO...On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Weight Loss Diet again. I said I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time. But that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is; you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry, and that the food is nutritionally complete... so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story to say the least. Totally horrified, the lady asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I had stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's rear end and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. She got upset. Made a complaint. WAL-MART asked me not to shop there anymore. It was worth it. Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER. 1. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. (Thats a definite yes) 2. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. (ne keyboard so not yet) 3. You would rather write than go out. (Yes that's happened) 4. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. (YES! I'm a complete grammer Nazi) 5. You get cranky if you don't get to write. (Very cranky) 6. You've ever said,"The voices are getting louder; I must go write." (I've said that a little bit differently) 7. When talking to others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. (I don't do that) 8. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. (Yep and usually I do write it down) 9. You've ever written a scene, synopsis, outline, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin..and it wasn't a paper napkin. (Maybe) 10. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. (Yep or they invade your dreams and you spend a large chunk of your morning writing) 11. You end an argument by saying,"Oh,wait, I have to write this down-this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled." (I'm not that weird) 12. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. (Yep to everything but coffee) 13. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer in Sunday school. (not quite there but kinda) 14. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. (Yep! It really helps in boring classes) 15. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it in your story. (Then make evil things happen to people you don't like) 16. You purposely eavesdrop in public. (Maybe) 17. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero or heroine's)so you can conduct research. (Nope I can't. I'm in school) 18. You listen to the writer's commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process. (Yep and they help) 19. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. (Yes I've got like 3 each!) 20. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. (Yes they do stupid stuff, we fight) 21. You argue with said character. (A lot) 22. You drive three hours to a city where you don't know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there. (I can't drive) 23. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you're going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. (The best part is when I do) 24. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. (I keep that in my head but I do secretly) 25. At school, you secretly look forward to writing English papers. (Not really) 26. When you talk to someone, you constantly correct their bad grammar. (All the time) 27. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. (Yes then I get embarrassed) 28. You talk to youself constantly. (Yes i also argue with myself) 29. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. (Yep then I lose to myself) 30. Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself. (They think it's normal now) 31. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. (Ya then I feel bad and reward them somewhere else) |
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