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 Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who. Hello! I'm a huge Sci-fi fan but my favourites are Doctor who and Stargate (with a little Star Trek thrown in). I love River/Doctor and Shweir, they are the cutest couples yet often most irritatingly oblivious to each others feelings...i am a hopeless romantic ;) and I love complicated twisty-turny, timey-whimey, Wibbley-wobbly relationships...need I say more! Also Arrow is amazing! Olicity...is there any other! |
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That's Not How it Works- Yeah It Is by Starjargon reviews
Series of one-shots involving River and the Ponds and occasionally the Doctor, mostly K plus with the occasional "T" rated one marked. Also, expect some cameos from other characters in the Whoniverse... LATEST STORY:River Song Appreciation Day & daily drabble in 1: Does River live up to expectations?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 89,994 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/31/2017 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Rory W., Amelia P./Amy] River Song/Melody P. III, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
Living With Otters by kaybet reviews
The Doctor and River get into a fight, and River leaves him. Alone. With otters.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 10/5/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
a good deed in a weary world by JaneScarlett reviews
"Live court drama will always be popular. And especially this one... This is the trial to decide the fate of Melody Pond, otherwise known as River Song. The woman who killed the Doctor."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,086 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/24/2016 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III, 12th Doctor - Complete
All At Once by MidnightMemory reviews
When River meets Clara she is caused to have to look back at parts of her life but can she keep all her secrets or will she open up to Clara? And when a mysterious phone call calls into question her faith in the Doctor can she save the man on the phone or is it all a nightmare?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,990 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 8/1/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., River Song/Melody P. III
The Only Water in the Forest is the River by kehwie reviews
People often say that life doesn't make sense. River Song figured she had more right to that sentiment than most. This is her life story, with all its timey-wimey twists and turns. Canon-compliant through Series 8.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,843 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 3/30/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Lost Ones by almbookbuyer reviews
Fifteen years ago, River Song left her child, Renee Amelia Song, with her parents while she went on an expedition and didn't come back. Now, Renee finds her father, and they must attempt to save River from The Library.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,484 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, OC, 12th Doctor
And the Rest is Rust and Stardust by HellNHighHeels reviews
It's a coincidence, a cruel cosmic joke the universe is making because it likes to see him suffer.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,889 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 2/8/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Life on Darillium by thedoctorslittlegirl reviews
The Doctor and River Song spend twenty four years living on Darillium.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - 12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
I Just Wanted the Diary Back by butterflyarashi reviews
This is my first fic for Doctor Who, if you don't count my one shot. It takes place after "The Husbands of River Song" for the Doctor and after "Forrest of the Dead" for River. The Doctor Picks up Jack Harkness so he can have someone with him who won't die, and he gets an idea to go back for her diary. But wait? Something is wrong. Who is this strange woman he keeps seeing?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III, Madame Kovarian, 12th Doctor
Foolish Sentiment by Willowwhip reviews
This was moronic. Didn't he know better than to put himself in harms way to care for her? Nothing was gained by him being a sentimental fool. RiverxDoctor Sick!Fic because I need more.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/23/2016 - Published: 7/11/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Randolf the Red Nosed Reindeer by betawho reviews
Santa's lost one of his reindeer, the Doctor must help to get it back.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
River's Doctor by LittlePageAndBird reviews
River falls right into his life again without warning; fresh from Berlin and more lost than he's ever seen her. After a millennium the Doctor discovers that their story is far from over, and there are things he's yet to learn about her as their timelines coalesce once again. When she appears to seek out his latest incarnation, he realises that he's only now becoming her Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,375 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
To Borrow a Book From a Library by PrettyLittleMonster reviews
"Oh, but my River, I've missed you." In which the TARDIS gives the Doctor a few fleeting minutes with his long dead wife.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Spacey-wacey mates by the-doctor-needs-a-river reviews
Following an adventure with River, Amy questions the Doctor's feelings for River. Realisations are made and romance ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2015 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Sometimes She's Pushy by betawho reviews
Sometimes a lady just needs a hug. It's a bit disturbing when it's River...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Only Song I Want to Hear by pinetree13 reviews
Not your typical songfic. This is a compilation of one-shot songfics, all centered around River and the 11th Doctor. Rated T just in case. Please R&R! Suggestions are not only accepted, they're appreciated.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 58,005 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 6/21/2012 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III]
Mummy Never Came Home by Lizzie Pond reviews
River went to the library leaving behind a little daughter. These are her daughter's thoughts. Please read and review.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, 12th Doctor
Entertaining Timelords by Adriana Snow reviews
"In all the years I've known you, I never thought that your boredom could exhaust my libido, but you managed it. Congratulations." In which the Doctor and River have been stuck in the TARDIS for over a week and River needs sleep, but the Doctor is still bored. (This is just a random fluffy thing I wrote last night instead of sleeping)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/13/2015
Empty Tombs by Bejai reviews
When River Song finally escaped the Library and started searching for the Doctor, she kept hearing one terrible word: Trenzalore, Trenzalore, Trenzalore. Now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, 12th Doctor - Complete
and you knew what it was, he is in love by mygirlfriday02 reviews
River celebrates her first Valentine's Day with the Doctor. Twice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor
Chaos by Lizzie Pond reviews
The Doctor and River have 5 children, River's pregnant with a 6th and it's chaos. They need help. That's where Clara Oswald comes in. Please read and review.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, Clara O., 12th Doctor
Cuddly as a Porcupine by Adriana Snow reviews
In The Doctor's experience, River had always fit into his arms perfectly. She was always warm and soft and (dare he say) cuddly. However, it turns out, snuggling with a young River Song is comparable to having an agitated porcupine in his bed. Student!River. Older!Doctor. Fairly Fluffy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2015 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Keep your relationship private by Kerjen reviews
First a home box written in a language that once could burn stars, raise up empires, and topple Gods. Then the oldest cliff face in the universe with a tongue that no linguist could read. All to tell the Doctor, "Hello Sweetie". He had to be impressed with that, and he came up with a way to say just to her: "Hi, honey. I'm home."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
55 things he loves about her by MusicalRenegade16 reviews
55 things the Doctor loves about River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 17,921 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III]
The tracks of her tears by Smirgutt reviews
A Library fix, but not a fast "and all worked out fine" I tried t take my time and think of a way I would believe it could happen
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 9/8/2014 - 12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Clara O.
The Way She Moved by betawho reviews
He loved watching her move, she truly was a song in motion...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2015 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
4 Sick Days by MisguidedGhostWriter reviews
The Doctor and River catch the flu. With the two most powerful beings on the TARDIS falling to delirium and general sickness, Amy and Rory have to be the ones to take care of them. Silliness, fluff, and strangely adorable situations ensue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.]
Always Have A Getaway Car Handy by The Eclectic Bookworm reviews
"Sweetie, there is a car coming at us, because you are driving on the wrong side of the damn road!" River shrieked at the top of her lungs. The Doctor saw the headlights of the car and swerved, narrowly avoiding a collision.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
4 Times River Song Wore the Doctor's Clothes by Lizzie Pond reviews
4 Times River Song Wore the Doctor's Clothes. 1 time she wore his bowtie, 1 time she wore his shirt, 1 time she wore his braces and 1 times she wore his jacket. Please review.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Just Another Normal Thursday by The Eclectic Bookworm reviews
Matt doesn't do one night stands, so he's taking River out on a date. Rose travels with John in a strictly platonic sense, but their friends sent them on a couples cruise instead of Brazil. Thursday will prove to be extremely interesting, and whatever comes after might just be even better. Multi-chapter. Ten/Rose, Eleven/River. Complete!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,929 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Being Someone's Special Someone by The Eclectic Bookworm reviews
It was past her bedtime, the stars were twinkling, and three-year-old Melody Pond was sitting on her bed and writing to the man who lived in the attic. Not that there was an attic, but he said that he lived up high and so she guessed it was an attic. That's about the highest you could get.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
Daylight by I-write-fanfics-not-tragadies reviews
River shares a story with Charlotte and the children as the day slowly comes to an end. *Part 1 & 2 are a continuation off each other, they have been split up to shorten the length*
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, CAL/Charlotte L. - Complete
Not an End, So to Speak by Lightning Eterna reviews
He wakes up on a bed of grass. This shouldn't be the case, there should be nothing left. No more of that madwoman's false afterlife projections to addle his mind.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, CAL/Charlotte L., Danny P. - Complete
Return to the Light of Living by A.L. Steen reviews
A vast room full of hushed voices smacked the Doctor in the face. His hearts beat wildly at the site of a place he had hoped never to return to. Not even in a thousand years. The Library.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/3/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, TARDIS, 12th Doctor - Complete
Doctor Who: Songbird by Phoenix-cry reviews
When something that is usually only ever lost suddenly starts getting stolen it is up to the Doctor to find the thief and stop them. When River ends up in the mix things become that much more complicated as the case turns personal for the Doctor. This is a mystery/adventure/angst story with a touch of humor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,719 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Time Out by betawho reviews
Sometimes they just took a time out from their hectic lives...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Love You I am at Rest with You I have Come Home by Starjargon reviews
River willingly gives the Doctor her nights. She just can't always be sure what that entails. Written for trope prompt: sharing a bed. Absolute fluff. T for supposed implications.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Last of the Last by Grac3 reviews
Amy and Rory ran away with the Doctor on their anniversary, and have been travelling for seven weeks. The Doctor is just about to suggest that they go back, when they are kidnapped by a mad scientist with a weapon of torture tested on every known species in the universe - except Time Lords. Threeshot. Episode tag: The Power of Three. See warnings inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,956 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
All in Your Head by Starjargon reviews
River has a certain habit she does around her husband. What happens when this time, her husband isn't the only one affected? Includes Amy, Rory, Martha, Donna, Jack, Canton, Mickey, and Rose. Rated T for the premise itself, as well as insinuations. One- shot, though universe may grow.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
fleurs pour mon amour tous les jours by cmartlover reviews
Prompt: AU where River runs a flower stand and Eleven buys flowers from her every day just cause he wants to see her. (11/River AU)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Not So Strange Bedfellows by Starjargon reviews
Ten, Eleven, and River have to share a bed, and each at different points have trouble sleeping. Here is how each of them react to restlessness, and how they all deal with it. One- shot so far. T for River flirting.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] 10th Doctor - Complete
The Way Family Works by Wolf skater reviews
In which the Doctor, the Ponds, and River Song all live -more or less together- on the TARDIS and have many grand adventures that may or may not involve fezzes. A series of Drabblish one-shots by me and Indigo-Night-Wisp
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Daddy Issues by betawho reviews
Rory asks River why she saved the Doctor in Berlin...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
The Peacock Challenged by sunflowerb reviews
He was not jealous. Just...intrigued. Yes. And he was not showing off, either! It's just that he could hardly be expected to back down from such a challenge...or sit quietly and watch River teach. oneshot. DoctorRiver.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
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Be careful what you read reviews
Love is a promise...And he did promise...He always wanted to save her. She is one of the highest reasons for his guilt besides the loss of his people after all. But it isn't just him who wants her, they are coming, coming for the child now grown. This time, however, he isn't letting her go. This time the Doctor and his Song will run faster and further than ever before.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,516 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015 - 12th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Clara O., Jack H.
Everything Changes
A week from recieving her PhD in Archeology, Melody Pond is trying to complete an extra course she decided to take, but she's stuck. On the eve of the work being due in, Melody can't understand how to complete a programme. Perhaps an old friend may be able to assist her and River Song may finally be born from the ashes of a lost and lonely girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2014 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III]
Time can be rewritten reviews
When evil surrounds you, what do you do? For River, this is common but when everything is changing and there is no one by your side, sometimes all you want is a home. 'Escaping' the library, was easy, but fleeing your past is even harder. An army is wanted, but what is needed is family, and a family is what she gets, just not exactly the 'normal' one she had in mind. Library Fix-it
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,132 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor, Clara O., River Song/Melody P. III
Don't play games with me! reviews
The Doctor has overstepped his mark, Amy gets her own back!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2014 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete