ShamusTwinkletoeshide bio
 I go by Ash or Shay or TravellerSlayer or Hitler or HEY, WHORE. I've been a fan of Harry Potter fanfiction for...just about 10-11 years now. Crazy. I'm a member of DarkLordPotter forums, which is the best online community I've ever seen. I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter; the universe is just so versatile, with so many possibilities. Perhaps because of the plotholes and missing backstory that we so desperately want to fill in. I'm kind of glad J.K.R. fucked up the last few books. My favorite ships are Harry/Luna, Harry/Tonks, Harry/Ginny on certain occasions, Harry/Romilda, Harry/various other canon minor characters that have no real personality but are merely (hopefully) well crafted OCs. I dislike slash (I can tolerate Sirius/Remus though, somehow) and I absolutely hate Harry/Hermione. Her character annoys me so badly. In the books, and in most fanfiction. I've seen some good depictions of her, though. I used to hate Ron, but he's slowly growing on me. Not quite sure what it is. I'm a fan of stories with a historical basis, and magical theory. I like learning stuff, even if it is for a make believe world. ] Whenever I read fantasy books, I constantly wonder what they are learning, exactly. I would like to read their textbooks or SOMETHING. Jeez. |
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Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,942 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 2,828 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,451 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 10/26/2018 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,182 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Empire's Son by blank101 reviews
COMPLETE! Dark AU-Action/Drama. In the chaos of conflict as a Republic crumbles into an Empire, two babies are smuggled to safety to keep them safe from a Sith Emperor's attention. It will not be enough. Their lives take very different paths, one raised as the Alliance's New Hope, the other as the Empire's Son. Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia Organa
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 374,229 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Luke S., Han S.
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4158 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Year of the False Spring by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
281 AL. The story about the Tourney at Harrenhal, the Knight of the Laughing Tree, the duel between Brandon and Littlefinger and the events leading up to the Stark-Tully-Arryn-Baratheon alliance and Robert's Rebellion.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,646 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Rhaegar T., Lyanna S.
Not a Fairytale by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dark, lengthy romance about Lily and Sev, age 9 til death. Lucius pops the question. Severus feels uneasy about developments. Lily and Petunia bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 243,125 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,523 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Holly Evans and the Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Holly is prickly and poisonous like her namesake, only with Hermione she's more normal. Dark and disturbing Girl!Harry tells her story via an enchanted journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 50 - Words: 405,903 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks - Complete
Child of Grace by AzarDarkstar reviews
DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,548 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 9,187 - Follows: 4,384 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Golden Needle by xenocidender reviews
Harry has an idea of how to break the rules of Transfiguration, and it actually might work. Maybe. Plenty of other things happen too. No slash and no pairings as yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,849 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 2,347 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Harry P., S. Vector
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 5095 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4735 - Favs: 12,230 - Follows: 5,632 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3489 - Favs: 6,167 - Follows: 2,654 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
On the Wings of a Phoenix by makoyi reviews
AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,904 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
Malignant Objects by Charlie -dashdot- Blue reviews
Left in an orphanage, Harry Potter, twin to the alleged BoyWhoLived, was taken into an underground world of debauchery, hedonism and beauty. Meanwhile, the Dark Lord has risen, and the wizarding world lives in darkness, politics & powergames. HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,427 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
First Place Sinner by Daystar Clarion reviews
In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter and Fate's Debt by Intromit reviews
Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 201,656 - Reviews: 2891 - Favs: 4,741 - Follows: 3,813 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
A Part of Me by Kurinoone reviews
Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 271,565 - Reviews: 5514 - Favs: 3,314 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Something Somebody Somewhere by Harmonic Friction reviews
He smells like cologne and cheap smokes, kisses like he's hungry, laughs like a sickness and makes perfect grades and hurts kids. He is everything and so he's not anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
What He Never Had by Jezaray reviews
Harry goes back through time and becomes his younger self. The discovery that Lily was a Changeling Child switched with the Evans' real child at birth leads him back to his inhuman roots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 150,281 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 9/20/2002
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4774 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 3,734 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
Sixteen by fictionalcandie reviews
Sixteen is a precious, defining age, when everyone begins to show the true colors of their adult selves, but are still liable to become someone completely different. It's the age everyone says they would like to revisit, but never really do. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7586 - Favs: 9,700 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Potter and the Kettle Black by An Acolyte reviews
Another Sirius talks to Harry in Little Whinging Story. AU Prisoner of Azkaban onwards. Will incorporate canon from all six books.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,484 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 11/26/2006 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Beast Lord by Ceres K reviews
Warning: OotP Spoilers After his fifth year at Hogwarts, Harry is getting worse and worse. Fortunately for Harry, a certain Phoenix decides to do something about it. Rating just to be safe. Not your average Independent!Super!Harry fic. Will be HG, RH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,053 - Reviews: 1950 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P.
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the power the Dark Lord knows not by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry tired of the pain and misery decides that it´s time to leave the protection of privet drive. But as he´s leaving he gets the surprise of a lifetime.NOT SLASH!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Freedom And Not Peace by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of GoF, Slytherin!Harry. Training his brother, negotiating with former Death Eaters, juggling responsibility and duty...Harry's life is running away with him, as he struggles to balance. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 86 - Words: 500,864 - Reviews: 5280 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 3/4/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Comes Out of Darkness Morn by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of PoA, Slytherin!Harry. Harry struggles to rebuild himself after the shattering events of his second year. He will finally learn the truths he needs to know...but they're hardly going to be pleasant ones. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 278,941 - Reviews: 4042 - Favs: 2,893 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 11/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Mouth But Some Serpent's by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU of CoS, Slytherin!Harry. Harry goes back to Hogwarts, determined to protect his brother Connor, the BoyWhoLived, and stay in the shadows. But last year two people learned the truth about Harry... and this year, two more will. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 169,197 - Reviews: 2801 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amulet of Time 5: Sirius and the Sphinx by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU post GoF, incorporating OotP, but not HBP. After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry accompanies his son into the past once more, where Sirius finds himself as a power hungry pharaoh in Ancient Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,754 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lovegood, Boobs Gooder by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 5/12/2005 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 5,943 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Cornelius and Sybil: A Horrible Combination by cuddlebearlove reviews
9th in the series. Cornelius decides to give his version of the talk to Harry for the sake of the wizarding world. Then Sybil shows up. Others in the series are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Different Life by Jasophelythian reviews
When Albus Dumbledore left Harry Potter in front of 4 Privet Drive, another man came and took Harry away from a life of pain. Six years in the past Harry Potter grows up being loved, and trained for the battle that would have destroyed him otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,002 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Horrible Interpretation of the Prophecy by cuddlebearlove reviews
8th in the series. Voldemort interprets the prophecy in an odd manner, and tries to talk Harry out of it. The others in this series are referred to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Not Just Horrible, Weasley Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
7th in the series. Mrs. Weasley desperately wants Harry as a soninlaw. Will she make this happen, or will Albus convince her otherwise?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Horrible Reason to Practice Constant Vigilance by cuddlebearlove reviews
6th in the series. Harry thinks he has learned all he needs to, until a problem arises in class one day. The first five are alluded to.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Alastor M.
Finally, Something Not So Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
5th in the series. Sirius changes his mind about giving Harry 'the talk' only to discover that he is far too late. I suggest reading the others first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Sweet Merlin, It Got More Horrible by cuddlebearlove reviews
Professor McGonagall gives Harry the talk, but he is determined not to go through it alone. Third in the series. I suggest reading the other two first, as they are referenced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Really the Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Spin off of the Most Horrible Thing. Severus gives 'the talk' to Draco and Harry. I would suggest reading the first one first, because it is referenced. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Most Horrible Thing by cuddlebearlove reviews
Fourteen year old Harry needs The talk and Albus gets stuck doing it. Not related to HP and the Unexpected Guardian oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Elemental Prophecies by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Kidnapped, Nuitari Hawking is brought to Hogwarts by a man who claims to be his godfather. The still amnesiac Harry now finds himself in the middle of the Wizard-Elemental conflict, all the while Voldemort is gaining power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 69,970 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 7/16/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Harry P.
Backwards Compatible by Ruskbyte reviews
The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 250,183 - Reviews: 2491 - Favs: 3,360 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Strengthening Wounds by Louis IX reviews
[AU] In the summer after the Chamber incident, Harry is hurt beyond recognition, and tries to start anew. Some ties can’t be severed, though, and some powers can’t be acquired without a price. Keywords: violence, shapeshifting, mental health, books
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 286,085 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Artificial Truth by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
[Pre HBP] Washed on the shores of a desert island after a narrow escape from the Dark Lord, Harry Potter's new power sets him on a journey down a path to divinity and insanity. The lines between Good and Evil blend, after all, when one is God.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,262 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 11/12/2004
Lead Us Not Into Flirtation by Seraphina Pyra reviews
Harry and Tonks have always had devils and angels on their shoulders, but when the four tiny spirits meet up, it’s a battle of wits and a test of wills. Love vs Lust and Jealousy vs Trust. Don’t miss the greatest match of the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004 - N. Tonks, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Demon Knights by Potter-Pikachu reviews
AU:5th, What do you get when you have half Demons with an attitude, a powerful young boy with a fixed destiny, two aliens who prepare for a Prophecy, two boy crazy girls, sword fighting and elemental magic? Harry Potter's darkest year yet! Read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 296,032 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/7/2005 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Harry Potter and the Time Mage by MaxFic reviews
Completed - Harry finally understand the Power the dark lord knows not but now it is too late to use. Taking one final chance to succeed, Harry risks everything to secure a future. HarryGinny RonHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,939 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Bonded by Warden reviews
Harry and Ginny are not all they seem to be and a new prophecy guides them forward. Voldemort threatens to destroy the balance of the world and salvation can only com from, 'these two bonded...' (HarryGinny, AU, Posted once again)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 100,229 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Celestial Requiem by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry, much more cynical and worn from 5th year, wants to be heard without discrimination. He wants to learn how to deal with Voldemort on his own, being the best that he can be without conforming society's mold for him. Enter the writer, Harrison Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,240 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,019 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004
Amulet of Time 4: There and Back Again by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. The time travellers are finally back home, older, wiser, and strong enough to bring down the Dark Lord. A few surprises face them as they enter their final year in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,128 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Twin by altiversewatcher reviews
AU. Takes place in a world where Harry has a twin and his parents never died.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,845 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Harry P.
Elemental Genesis by Raven Dragonclaw reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in the middle of a peaceful park after somehow escaping his uncle's abusive household. However, he does not remember his identity or his past. Now Harry must begin a new life under a new name as an elemental mage. AU 5th Summer
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,210 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,755 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Harry P.
Amulet of Time 3: The Wolf and the Pelican by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. What happens when the four time travellers end up in 1975? What will Harry's parents think of him being in Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,829 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Program 12 by Shinoko reviews
The new school year has begun, and the sixth year class of Hogwarts has been chosen to participate in a deadly battle royale with only one rule: Kill or be killed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,211 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Amulet of Time 2: Two Worlds, Two Wars by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. This time, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny are sent to wartorn Europe, 1943.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,027 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
A Sex Ed Lesson by Lady Feylene reviews
Snape has to give the fifth years the facts of life....(Very *very* mild slash hint)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Severus S.