Name:Youngkong313

Age:Ask yo momma

Sigh:Libra all day baby

Birthday:Friday the 13 1995 so im uhhhh lets see oh yeah 21 (Yo ladies im legal)

Likes:Boondocks,naruto,southpark,gears of war,god of war, anything that has action,killing,blood and gore and it has to be funny sometimes.

Dislikes:Reality shows, twilight and thats it.

Favoried person on Boondocks:Huey because hes smart and can kickass but he's kind of a asshole*Gets hit in the back of the head* Owwww bastered

Favoried person on South park:Cartmen because hes so fuckin funny man that dude is fuckin crazy but he is stupied. Cartmen: AYE!

Favoried person on Naruto:Tsunade because cause shes hot and because of her huge- *Gets a boot shoe thrown at me* OWW dam it what the hell tsunade! Tsunade: Thats for being a perv now shut up.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been

with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth

records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing

when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't

always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than

you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing

regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual

harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using

mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,

only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that

they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It

declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to

administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform

parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;

churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their

victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar

in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize

that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and

was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,

Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To

Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized

he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the

majority and do nothing.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.