Note: i WILL continue my MR fic soon.. sometime in the future.. dunno wut to do with it right now.

.:about ME:.
DOB : September 13th 1988
YMCI : school
Fav. TV show: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Nicole Kidman, Marg Helgenberger : Fav. actresses
Fav. Actors: Ewan Mcgregor, Colin Farrell
Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Hearbreakers, Miss Congeniality, Gone in 60 Seconds : Fav. Movies
Fav. Car : Porsche Carrera GT (very hot.)
Sashimi : Fav. food
Fav. Anime : detective conan

.:HaTeS:.
Prejudice people
People who have nothing better to do than to diss other people's stories "If you don't have anything good to say, say nothing at all"
Golf (i'm sorry to ppl who do... I have no patience whatsoever)
Racist People (Yes, I'm Chinese, NO, I do NOT have SARS)
Backstabbers
Chinese School

.:LoVeS:.
JESUS!!!!!
MOULIN ROUGE
CSI

- p r a c t i c a l m a g i c -

gillian (nicole kidman): how much did [poison] you give him Sally?!
sally (sandra bullock): i don't know GILLIAN i wasn't using a measuring cup!

gillian: please God, if you get us out of this, I'll be good! I'll have babies! I'll go to the PTA!
sally: i HAVE babies gillian!

sally: we have to go to the police, it was self defence.
gillian: yeah, the slowly poison him to death self defence.

sally: you should really stop smoking so much gillian.
gillian: why?! i'm going to get life, i should smoke 2 at once, it'll shorten the sentence!

s: ... no they're right, he'd (sally's ded husband) come back as something dark and unatural.
g: jimmy is already dark and unatural! i don't care what he comes back as, as long as he comes back with a pulse!

g (talking to jimmy's ded body): ok jimmy, i will get you out of this, and when i do, we are DEFINATELY breaking up. it is OVER *slap*
s:what are you DOING?!
g: uhhhhh.. nothing

- d a y s o f t h u n d e r -

Dr. Claire Lewicki (Nicole Kidman): Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac. Nobody knows what's gonna happen next: not on a freeway, not in an airplane, not inside our own bodies and certainly not on a racetrack with 40 other infantile egomaniacs.

- g o n e i n 6 0 s e c o n d s -

Memphis: I'm a little *tired, I'm a little *wired, and I just want a little appreciation.

Kip: I gotta get my tool
Mirror Man: Kip that ain't a tool...that's a damn brick! If we are gonna use a brick we may as well call prison and make reservations!

Raymond Calitri: Am I an asshole? Do I look like an asshole?
Memphis: Yeah.

Donny: I'm Robin Hood, man. I steal from the rich and give to the needy.
Freb: You mean the poor.
Donny: No, I mean the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this car.

Raymond Calitri: They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country.

Punk: [shouting] Get outta the car or I'm gonna blow your brains out!
Donny: You gotta be shittin' me.
Punk: Now! I'm gonna shoot you...
[Donny takes his gun and knocks him out]
Freb: Damn!
Donny: Why, you lazy-ass bully! Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You do not know the first thing about stealing a car! Boy, you need a role model!

[While giving driving lessons]
Donny: Pull over. Pull it the hell over! Let's see, you can't negotiate traffic, you can't signal properly, you can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey. I can't swim, I know I can't. So you know what I do? I stay my black ass out the pool!

- m i s s c o n g e n i a l i t y -

Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

Gracie Hart: Donut Nazi.

Gracie Hart: Gracie Lou Freebush?!
Eric Matthews: I thought you'd like that.
Gracie Hart: Yeah, well. My IQ just dropped ten points

Victor Melling: Why is New Jersey called "The Garden State"?
Gracie Hart: Because "Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State" wouldn't fit on a license plate?

- C S I : C r i m e S c e n e I n v e s t i g a t i o n -

Grissom "did you know that there's 206 bones in the human body"
Catherine "yes professor, i , too took osteology"
Grissom "well, 205 more bones and we have a complete skeleton. if we find the rest then we can determine if it was a murder"
Catherine "well i feel it in every one of my 206 bones that this was a murder"

Warrick “Whatever happened to you cross the tape, you go the distance?”
Catherine “I was probably saying that to get you to service my needs at the time”

Nick “Someone’s bitter”
Sara “I’m tired”
Nick “You? Tired? I thought u never sleep”

Sara “No, I – I -I can’t drink any more coffee, my body clock is so screwed up. I just want steak and a shot”

Catherine “I guess now we have two cases: a body without a murderer and a murder without a body…”

Catherine “You wanna take that thing off of your head Greg? It’s evidence.”
Greg “Cool your jets cath, I already got all the evidence out of it. Now, it’s all woman. Did you ever wear one of these when you were dancing?”
Catherine “I wore nothing but skin”
Greg “Wooh”

more to come

F.R.O.G.

"one day, i will be home and i will give my Jesus a *high 5* and say:
'i have fought the good fight, ihave finished the race, i have kept the faith.' (2 Tim 4:7)
and he will smile that famous smile of His, and say:
'I know. Good job jen. i`m proud of you.'

and then... we will run off to eat at God`s table."

GOD LOVES YOU

~MeNeSS

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