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The Forward by CatalinaWineMixer reviews
Chapters 1 through 10 written Pre Book 6. The magical world has email, and a forward goes around...to everyone. Chapters become progressively more invasive as the story goes along...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 8/6/2003
Through Another's Eyes by Miko-Baca reviews
No one can understand Harry's life unless they saw it. Harry and Hermione switch bodies for the summer, after seeing eachother's memories. How will Harry deal with girl problems? And how will they bathe and 'get releif? HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,183 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/8/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Penname: Hermione Granger by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Hermione and the gang sold their story to a Muggle Author, who turned it into a big hit, but skewed the facts. She tries to retaliate by writing her own fanfiction, but finds out it's harder than it looks.APPENDIX0913
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,921 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/13/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts! by insufficientemotionalfunds reviews
ABANDONED Remus and Sirius return to Hogwarts as the DADA teacher and a security guard. Havoc ensues. Includes Howlers, two Remuses, actors slythering, Padfoot running amuck, and crude werewolf jokes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,788 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
TorD with Sirius by WolfAxe reviews
Ron, Harry, Hermione and Ginny are staying at Hogwarts for Christmas holiday. The four students along with their DADA teacher Sirius Black are having a little NewYear party in Gryffindor’s common room. Harry suggests playing STRIP Truth or Dare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,651 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Sirius B.
Dear Sirius by sturgis podmore reviews
Sirius starts an advice column at Hogwarts. Please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Sirius B.
The Finding of the Marauders Map by Freakishly Human reviews
Ever wonder exactly how Fred and George used the map? Well this fills in a few blanks, including how they got it to work! RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 10/23/2003 - George W., George W.
Harry Potter and the Sarcastic Author by The Social Leper reviews
The Title Says it All. Especially for all you parody lovers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
Life with the Marauders2003 style! by Lynsey Potter reviews
BIG AU. A story about regular teenagers and troubles. A story with magic and facsination wonders. A story of a modern day life. And a story of James, Lily, Sirius, Anna, Remus and Jenn. In 2003. IMPORTANT AU PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,064 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 7/5/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The DisneyWorldINC Adventure by flightless wren reviews
MWPP&L all go to Disney World in Florida. Fun times in Muggle transport, talking mice, new names, and laughably small and unrealistic castles. THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,413 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The incrediblystupid sequel that serves no purpose by Shades of Ink reviews
The title says it all. With Voldemort poked to death, and yet not exactly dead (?)... prepare for the inevitable when the Dark Lord POKES BACK! Then what, you ask? I don't know! I haven't gotten to that chapter yet, you dunderheads!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Cheesy version of OOTP by beorn J reviews
Cheese galore! I dedicate this fan fic to whoever was responsible for the cheesiness of the HP movies. OOTP spoilers. Rated PG for ONE swear word
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Harry P.
The Secret of The Chocolate Frog Cards by CarusoMustDie reviews
The Secret of The Chocolate Frog Cards is finally revealed! But what is...it? WE WILL UPDATE ONE DAY! I SWEAR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,650 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Ask Snape by ultrasoul reviews
A new advice service is available at Hogwarts. Need advice? Just ask Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,451 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Severus S.
The Itsy Bitsy Spider:the BoBo Chronicle by PsychoHaired reviews
Why is Ron so afraid of spiders? Join five year old Ron and his teddybear to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004 - Ron W., George W. - Complete
Who Wants to be a 500 Galleonaire! by Chilamala reviews
10 lucky contestants get to compete for the grand prize of 500 galleons(!) Starring Regis Philban and a cast that is slowly driving Regis to the mental hospital. Editing the chappies now cuz ff.net keeps messing them up...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 6/7/2002
Happy Noises by Wynjara reviews
“Should it be making that sound?” “Yes Ron, those are its happy noises” Not intended to be even remotely serious!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,480 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
The Staff Room by Ghost Dancer reviews
A quiet Sunday afternoon in the Staff Room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Remus L., Minerva M.
Harry Potter And The 6th Year Gone Wrong by crazy-weasley reviews
When Harry goes back to school in the sixth year, he finds that everybody has gone wrong... everybody is acting all strange, what will happen? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
The Life of Dudley Dursley by CanadianFugitive reviews
Dudley is extremely misunderstood. His cousin, Harry, has the looks, friends, talent, and reputation that Dudley could never have. But is Harry the only person with magic qualities in his family?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,111 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 6/20/2003
The Marauder's Map! and how it defeated Voldie by Shades of Ink reviews
Odd little story in which Harry speaks to his long dead father, who in turn goes berserck in finding that he has a son. And Voldemort is poked to death. Need I say more? A little old, but hey.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/7/2003 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Neon Fishies and Cocoa Puffs by Queen-Me reviews
Weirdness. Yay. WARNING: Includes ponies, grilled cheese, and illegal Christmas tree buying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2003 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Luna L., Voldemort
Harry Potter, The Weakest Link! by ILoveVeggieTales reviews
PG to be safe. This one is the good copy, read this one! Lemme know what you think, R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003
Sybill Trelawney's Date with Danger by Phoewise Prefect reviews
Sybill Trelawney is a third year Hogwarts student, who can't See for her life. However, when she's made an offer she can't refuse, she finds herself predicting O.W.L. questions for a hefty sum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Remus L.
The Passing of the Note by Hakura0 reviews
A very much overdone Marauder note passing fic. *NEW* What happens in History of Magic, Again?((no slash btw))
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,045 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 3/19/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.