KEEP CALM AND LOVE PERCY JACKSON

Age: Somewhere between What and ... Why would you want to know?

Gender:Female

Things I like to do: Read, Write, Spend between 10 hours and all day on the Internet along with listening to music and binge watching Netflix

My favorite anime:Sword Art Online and (as of now) Tokyo Ghoul

Favorite YouTubers : Too many to count.

Favorite Shows: Teen Wolf(Stiles?Anybody!) and Supernatural (and I could go on a rant but, I'll opt to not do that.

Favorite Books/ Book Series: PERCY JACKSON! The PJatO and HoO series will always be my favorite . however, I do favorite Scarlet from the Lunar Chronicles series. (Anyone think Scarlet and Wolf are just a teensy bit of a Fem!Stiles/Derek - esque relationship... Or no?)

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shiz!!

Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I’m at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others

I promise to remember Zoë

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)

Don't point a finger at anyone, cause 3 more are pointing back at you. Try pointing your finger and 3 of your fingers are pointing back at you. Now you are laughing cause you tried this and look stupid for pointing your finger at a wall.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.(Well I wouldn't be laughing but I would still be alive)

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile(ironic, huh?)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

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People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever answered a question with a really obvious answer copy and paste this on your profile!

If you dream of going to camp Half-Blood, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have friends or people in your life that remind you of the characters in PJO, copy and paste this in your profile.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

If shopping in the mall makes you ill and you think it's a waste of time, copy/paste this on your page.(unless it's for books of course)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.(if I added all my daydreaming time together you'd get the number infinity)

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile(Way too many times to count and each time someone either says 'it's the first sign of craziness', 'You're weird you know that, right?", or 'Who are you talking to?')

And Now... For an Interlude of Random Quotes.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Smile... it confuses people.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

I can resist anything but temptation.

The best place to hide is in plain sight.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

PJO Fans/ Normal people!

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." PJO FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents

-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

-You still think Thuke could happen.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

REMEMBER WHEN ..

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

'm 0 m' (was your hero)

and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?

when - WAR- was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

remember when all you wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you need a smile on your face read these...

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Is it time for your medication or mine?

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.

A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer

Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.

The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

It's not the fear or the sadness that makes being alone hard. it's the process of accepting the fact that out of the billions of people in the world, there's no one fought and tried to be together with you.

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper Mclean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason, The Lost Hero

Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

THE PJO QUIZ!

1) Favorite guy character? Nico. However, Luke may come second.

2) Favorite girl character? Probably, Zoë followed by Thalia.

3) Favorite god? Hades. Don't question it. Just except it.

4) Favorite goddess? Artemis with Hestia directly next to her.

5) Favorite minor goddess? : I dunno. Hecate?

6) Favorite minor god?: Technically, Thanatos is a minor god. (Though you would think taking the dean's souls would be more so major.

7) Favorite minor character? Dakota is awesome.

8)Favorite monsters? Tyson, Ella, Mrs. O'Leary and only enough, Medusa.

9) Hermes just asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Umm I'm flattered and all but..you know what-I think you should go ask Hephaestus to make a bunch of automatons.

10)Which PJO Character Would You Date? Luke or Apollo!

11)Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend? Nico, Definitely Nico.

12) Which PJO Character Do You Hate?Gabe. And for HoO, it would be Octavian.

13) You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Percy, we are on an ISLAND.Which is surrounded by this thing called water. Or Calypso because how ironic would that be?

14)Favorite PJO Pairing? Canon, would be Silena and Beckendorf or, Percabeth but, for Non-Canon- Pertemis.

15)Favorite PJatO Quote?

“Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand."

"I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said.

"And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt.”

― Rick Riordan, The Titan's Curse-I decided to put the entire dialouge in because why not.

If you're weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile (you know, like the half-bloods and legacies in the Percy Jackson series..besides Octavian-me no like Octavian)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, MnMsRoK, FaucetPuresuton, Diavo, CrazySarahify, Tyki075,PercyJacksonDoctorWhoFanGirl,bluecholatemilk

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%...

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they

1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book

2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go.

3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies.

Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.

You know you're obssesed with PJO when:

You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times

Your BFF calls you geek because you sit around and talk about PJO

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead

You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your favorite fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO(However comma i am not by any means as obsessed with percabeth as others)

You daydream about being a demigod and meeting your favorite characters

You've instantly think of Thalia when you see a pine tree.

You're afraid of hotels in Vegas.

You swear with Greek terms and phrases such as: Di Immortales, What The Hades and, For Zeus' Sake