Hey everybody! how are you? my name is Jordyn and i love to write. that is probably why im on here, and to let my imagination go. my user name is mainly what I'm gonna write about, unless someone wants to suggest a topic to me, I'm very open minded about alot of things so i rarely shoot people down for a bad idea. i want to get better at my writing skills because i want to get a major in English literature. everybody has to start out somewhere, so I'm gonna start here. i hope all goes well with my stories. i am open to criticism because i need all the help i can get, but since the majority of my stories is about yaoi, you have been warned, for some of my stories will not be for the faint of heart or people that think being gay is wrong, i dont have a problem with who people are, god sees us all the same.

Yours truly,

Junjoulover14

Lol, read some of this funny shit XD

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.

a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault

too cool for school.

im trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.

oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!

wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT

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