Name- Starts with A and ends with e

Age- 1 through 100

Gender- Both (brother and sister makes stories with it)

Pets- 4 dogs, Rocket, Zeus, Adam, and Hershey

Grade- 8th through 11th

Likes- (Sister); Warriors, dogs, pitbulls, horses, bulldogs, american bulldogs, white tigers, books, horse-back riding, technology, apple (the company), macbook pros, dell (another computer company), warriors (like all my stories aren't based on it), FireStar, TallStar, SquirrelFlight, SandStorm, LeopardKit LionKit and TigerKit, HawkFrost's death.

Dislikes- anything pink, minivans, raggedy ann dolls, clowns (they wear WAY to much make up and stare at you like your insane with this big painted smile that FREAKS you out), people judging pitbulls they've never met, lawlclan (the peope who tell whats not allowed) Mangos (I puked them up last time I had them) when FireStar died, when BrambleClaw became leader, BrambleClaw, HollyLeaf, CinderHeart, LeafPool, AshFur, BlueStar, NightCloud, CrowFeather, BreezePelt,

Fav book- Warriors

Fav character- Firestar!

Least fav character- Brambleclaw

Fav animal- Dog

Fav dog breed- Chocolate lab!!!

Love the FirexSand
Love the DustxFern
Love the TigerxGolden
Love the BramblexSquirrel

Hate the AshxSquirrel
Hate the TigerxSasha
Hate the DustxSand
Hate the FirexSpotted

Warrior character for each clan

(Main)

Name- Dawnflame
Gender- she-cat
Age- 2 years
Position- queen
Mother- Dragondusk (large black she-cat with blood red eyes) (Dead from fox)
Father- Felix (Large white tom with thick, jagged black stripes)
Appearance- small light gray she-cat with black specks, and a long, black stripe going down her back
Personality- cheerful, believes Branch never truly hurt anyone, best friends with Shadowclaw (small black she-cat with a white diamond on her forehead), a great hunter and an even better fighter
Mate- Branch (Large brown tabby tom with amber eyes)
Kits- Wolfpaw (dark-gray tom) Pagepaw (small white she-cat with thin white stripes)
Treepaw (brown tom with black paws and amber eyes) Amberpaw (tortoiseshell she-cat with amber eyes)
Pebble (small light gray she-cat with orange eyes)
Other Family- Firestrike (large ginger tom with darker ginger stripes and amber eyes) (dead) (brother)
Eye Color- right eye is amber, and her left eye is blue

Name- Dapplepaw
Gender- She-cat
Age- 14 moons
Clan- StormClan
Position- Apprentice
Mother-Unknown
Father- Dead
Appearence- white she-cat with black spots
Personality- Fun-loving, very kind, a little gullible, EXTREMELY close with Duskpaw (gray she-cat) (Best friends since kits)
Mate- Shadow (black tom with a large white T on his chest with a loop over the bar)
Kits- None
Other Family- None
Eye color- Blue
Mentor- Stormstar (Silvery tabby she-cat with bright blue eyes)

Favorite warriors-
Firestar- HE'S AWESOME AND A LOT OF BAD THINGS WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF HE HADN'T TURNED UP!!!!!!!!!!
Tallstar- Don't really know why I like him
Squirrelflight- Being annoying in energetic is AWESOME
Sandstorm- She judged, but then forgives, and then mated, and there came Squirrelflight and Leafpool
Lionblaze- HOTNESS RULES AND HE HAS A SUPERPOWER!!!!
Graystripe- Funny and hot too
Least favorite warriors-
Brambleclaw- Even though his father was evil he was still his idol
Hollyleaf- Dumb and curious enough to break the warrior code
Cinderheart- Don't know why but I don't like her
Leafpool- She would yell at Jaypaw
Ashfur- HE WENT INSANE
Bluestar- Never believed Firestar before and after
Nightcloud- SHE STOLE CROWFEATHER!!!!!!
Crowfeather- Has had three different mates
Breezepelt- HE'S EVIL!!!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, a nerd, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out ever. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.Shady Flurry, Jay Nice, Blackhorus97531

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar one someones face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'. I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember

Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am feeling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear of something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Copy and paste this on your profile you're TOTALLY in love with Warriors!

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98% of the world would have a breakdown if Justin Bieber was on the top of the Eiffel Tower saying he's gonna jump. Post this if you're of of the 2% sitting in the front, eating popcorn while yelling, "Do a flip!"

I type this in memory of Hollyleaf, Mousefur, Ferncloud, Spottedleaf, Firestar and many more who died in the Great Battle. Copy and paste this to honor these warriors.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714,cyber-porygon, the aku dragon of light, PirateCaptainBo; Ski Bo, pyro_manic19, ImmaLickYou, BloodredAngel808,tmmdeathwishraven, Spottedpool, oOHawkpathOo, CandyBunnies, Jay Nice, Blackhorus97531

You call me crazy like its the ultimate insult but I just stare at you blankly and say "So"

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you love writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Are you a Tomboy or Girly girl? Highlight the ones you are and add them up and then compare!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun. (some)

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance. (When I was, like, 6)

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower and get dressed.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Because I like to decorate White Convers)

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of everything

Total: 4
Result: Tomboy!

JESUS IS AWESOME!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Bullying someone doesn't get you ahead, it only makes you fall farther behind. Copy and paste if you are against bullying and add your name to this list: Spottedfur of Windclan, CandyBunnies, Jay Nice, Blackhorus97531

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die. (Such as jumping of the Empire State Building yelling 'I believe I can fly!').

I didn't fall over, I was testing gravity. It still works.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried to slam through a concrete wall.

People say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think guns work, If I stood somewhere and yelled 'BANG" it wouldn't kill a lot of people.

It takes real skill to trip over empty air.

Voldemort had a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station.

I click my pen when I'm bored... or just to annoy the teacher.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot.

When in doubt, push random buttons.

Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could to if you tried a bit harder!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let life wonder how you did it.

Awkward moment when its quiet and you're eating something crunchy.

Awkward moment when you trip up the stair's... in public.

God was handing out gifts to his two children, man and women. Soon, he had handed them all out except for two. "Okay," he said, "I know have two more gifts to hand out. The first one is the ability to pee, standing up." "Oh, oh! Me! Pick me!" shouted man, jumping up and down and waving his hand in the air. "O-kay, " said God, "Man, I know give you the ability to pee, standing up. Women, I give you the ability to always think things through, act wisely, and always have much wisdom."

If your somewhere where everybody is panicked, except you, chances are you don't fully understand the situation.

God made man before woman, because true artist makes a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the world together!

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, that's not going to happen.

Important Life Lessons From Warriors

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.

Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

Happy endings are unrealistic.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

The general public doesn't know anything.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

Just because someone has gone to @#!*% doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

Running into tunnels solves all problems.

The fastest cats are definitely almost always starving.

Idiot test

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(X) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

You have run into a glass/screen door.

(X)You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (I was candy-high and I jumped out of the back of a truck. It wasn't moving very fast.)

(X) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have run into a tree.

It IS possible to lick your elbow

You just tried to lick your elbow

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(X) You just tried to sing them.

You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

(X) You have choked on your own spit.

You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(X) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(X) You just looked at it.

Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

People have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fire

You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(X) You have caught yourself drooling.

(X)You’ve fallen asleep in class

If someone says “fart” you laugh.

You just laughed.

(X) Sometimes you just stop thinking

You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.

You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(X) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

(X) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you

(X) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

Total: 15

1.YOUR NOBODY NAME (take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): enkcxman

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): McKizzle (-.-)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Blue Dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Lynn Bandera

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Colmcber

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Red Lemonade

7. YOUR ARAB NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Clyelke

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first)): Marie Kelly

9. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Zues

10. YOUR HIPPIE NAME (type your name with your elbow): M cxkENMNMAq Clkw

10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

3. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

4. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

5. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

7. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

8. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

9. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.

"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to this list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Faithrose, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Sakeraa, Sparrowflight, Warriorsfanatic17, Sapphirepaw, Shadeheart, Brightheart7, Shatterstream, Fallenheart, Rainstorm, Feathertail1021, Softfrost, Dewsong, Stardawn, SpottedStar -RiverClan Leader-, IcyUmbreon, warriorfreak, Feathertail's Loyalty, Sparkflame. hawkfire111, Twilightmoonstar. sunfur29,Thestormwarrior, Paintedmoon, and Frostpool of Lightningclan, Echopelt, Cheetahstar , FreakyTiger , Jay Nice

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns ... they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE:

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!
9. You get to wear a white lab coat! (ooh la la)
10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets. (aka a blender and toaster.)
11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt. (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)
12. You get to wear creepy masks.
13. Keyword: Power! You get lots of it.
14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?
15. We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's.
16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing. (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black.)
17. We get to order our minions around.
18. When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests.
19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it.
20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials.
21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!
22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.
23. We have hot fudge sundaes every Tuesday!
24. The reason you joined

5 Favorite Warriors

1. Firestar

2. Sandstorm

3. Lionblaze

4. Tigerstar

5. Ravenpaw

What do you think of the name 2's beginning and 5's ending?

Sandpaw - who's her mentor? ;)

What do you think the genre of a book would be with 3's ending and 4's ending?

Stormblaze - Hurt/Comfort

What would a cat named 5's begining and 1's ending look like?

Ravenstar - large black tom with green eyes and white chest and underbelly

Write a prophecy about how (1's beginning and 4's ending) and (4's beginning and 3's beginning) will save their clan.

Firestar and Tigerlion - Fire will join the tiger and lion to save the clan

What can you tell about 5's beginning and 3's beginning just from their name?

Ravenlion - he may be small, but he has much strength

Write 12 of your favorite Warrior's in no particular order

1. Stormfur

2. Feathertail

3. Hawkfrost

4. Riverstar

5. Crookedstar

6. Firestar

7. Bumblewhisker

8. Mapleshade

9. Yellowfang

10. Sandstorm

11. Dovewing

12. Ivypool

Ever read a 6/11 Fanfic before?

Firestar/Dovewing - nope!

What would happen if 12 and 8 went out?

Mapleshade and Ivypool - things would go down

Have you read any Fanfics about 9?

Yellowfang, yes, tons.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Feathertail and Firestar - Graystripe would kill many

5/9 or 5/10?

Crookedstar/Yellowfang or Crookedstar/Sandstorm - Crookedstar and Yellowfang!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER LET FIRESTAR SEE THIS!!!!!

What would happen if 7 saw 2 and 8 kissing?

Bumlewhisker saw Feathertail and Mapleshade kissing - he'd walk away and forget anything happened

Make a summary of a 3/10 Fanfic.

Hawkfrost/Sandstorm - she gives up the leader, and moves onto a different warrior

Is there any such thing on 1/8 fluff?

Stormfur/Mapleshade - NO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Make a summary of a 7/12 hurt/comfort Fanfic

Bumblewhisker/Ivypool - they've been hurt by Dovewing. Now, they only have eachother

What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Sandstorm - "FIRESTAR, NOOOOOOOOO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! YOU ATE THE LAST PIECE OF PREY ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"

If you wrote a songfic about nine and eight, what song would you use?

Yellowfang and Mapleshade - *facepalm*

If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the rating warning be?

Stormfur/Firestar/Ivypool - rated T

What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Sandstorm to Feathertail - "My mate knows your father!"

1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Stormfur and Mapleshade are in a happy relation shipuntil Crookedstar runs off with Yellowfang. After Mapleshade dumps Stormfur for Feathertail, Firestar retaliates by dating Ivypool. Alone and broken-hearted, Stormfur travels in search of a friend. Finally, Stormfur meets Riverstar and Bumblewhisker. The three loners meet Sandstorm, who tells each of them to look for love. Riverstar finds Hawkfrost, Bumblewhisker gets Dovewing, but now Stormfur is stck in a never-ending love triangle with Firestar and Ivypool! - *facepalm*

Write down your twelve favorite cats from warriors with no particular order.

1. Tigerstar

2. Darkstripe

3. Longtail

4. Firestar

5. Sandstorm

6. Dovewing

7. Ivypool

8. Whitewing

9. Brightheart

10. Mosskit

11. Tallstar

12. Spottedleaf

What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Tigerstar - evilness ;)

Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Darktail - I guess

Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Snadstripe - Heck to the no! That sounds like an awesome name!

What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Tigerstorm - Family

What would you name a story with (2's last name &1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)?

Darktiger and Sandtail - Strange names r us

Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?

Starlong - a long star will shine through, shwoing escape from dogs

What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Starstripe - small she-cat with streaks of white

What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Longtiger - a big tabby tom

Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?

Sandstorm and Longtail - propably, no . . .

If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?

If Brightheart was looking for a mate, would they choose Dovewing or Firestar? Firestar

Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?

Could you see Tigerstar and Mosskit fighting over Ivypool? No . . .

Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.

Darkstripe and Whitewing - Birchfall betrayes her for another, and she falls in love with Darkstripe?

What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?

What would happen if Ivypool walked in on Sandstorm and Mosskit making out? She would scream, "WHY IS A SENIOR WARRIOR KISING A KIT ? ? ?"

Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?

Would Firestar make out with Whitewing or slap Longtail? SLAP LONGTAIL ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2

Tigerstar and Darkstripe - I'm stickin' with you (YouTube)

What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?

What would kit between Dovewing and Whitewing look like? White and gray she-kits

What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?

What is a pickup line Firestar to Ivypool? "YOU LEAD RUSSETFUR TO HER DEATH ! ! ! !"

If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?

If Longtail and Dovewing got into a fight, who would Whitewing side with? Dovewing. No question there.

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?

Dovewing/Tallstar - no . . .

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Firestar - very

What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Spottedleaf and Whitewing - Firestar would kill many

Do you recall any fics about 9?

Brightheart - many

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Darkstripe and Dovewing - no

5/9 or 5/10?

Sandstorm/Brightheart or Sandstorm/Mosskit - Sandstorm/Brightheart

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?

What would happen if Ivypool walked in on Whitewing and Darkstripe kissing? She would calmly say, "I'll tell Birchfall."

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Longtail/Mosskit - Longtail meets friends in StarClan

Is there any thing as 1/8 fluff?

Tigerstar/Whitewing - No

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Ivypool/Spottedleaf - Ivy will always be spotted

What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

Mosskit - "NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FELT, BLUESTAR ! ! ! !"

If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

Dovewing - Meet me halfway?

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Tigerstar/Dovewing/Spottedleaf - rated T for completely different personalities

What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

Mosskit and Darkstripe - "Sucker. You went to the Dark Forest, while I went to StarClan."

The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with 4!

Firestar - how much money?

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Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

What High School Musical has Taught Us (Or at least the ones who actually pay attention...)

1. If you wish to show your inability or dislike for dancing, it's perfectly reasonable to break out in a dance number.

2. College? It's not important, as long as you can hang out with your friends.

3. If your love is strong enough, fireworks will go off, and lanterns will fly away as you and your boyfriend kiss.

4. Playing sports is a hint that it's time to break into song.

5. Don't worry about being rude/mean because in the end things will work out for you.

6. School spirit is a must. Especially during the summer.

7. Your friends are not human and should always be addressed by the name of their school mascot.

8. Yes! You can paint your locker pink! Screw the school board.

9. You can be a chef, lifeguard, or golf assistant...no experience needed!

10. A guy can never wear too much bronzer.

11. Lakes are the equilivant of mirrors. They can show your reflection perfectly!

12. It is possible to memorize a 3 minute song over the course of 30 seconds...and sing it perfectly!

13. It doesn't matter that you're not a staff member... You can still attend any and all staff events.

14. The phrase 'more moves than an octopus in a wrestling match' is something that can be used in everyday conversation

15. There are two bells that get you out of school. The first one tells you to start singing and dancing, the second announces you should stop.

16. Even though its the last day of school, its okay to leave stuff in the locker for the summer.

17. If your family is 'saving pennies' for your college education and gives you a junky truck to drive because they 'can't afford anything else', it is normal for their kitchen to have expensive granite counter tops and a 7,000 fridge.

18. Pianos can float now. Go ahead, try it.

19. It's perfectly acceptable for a guy to wear girl's capris.

20. If you're upset, just run through a golf course, jumping and spinning, while singing 'Bet on it'...you won't fall at any point, and no one will stop and think 'what the flip?'.

21. You can send telepathic messages to your mom to tell her to pick you up just as you're finishing your breakup song with your boyfriend.

22. A resort can be highly successful when there are way more employees than guests.

23. 'And she stepped on the ball' is actually quite funny. You just need to put it into context.

24. One family can apparently control an entire city, including all educational institutions in the area.

25. It's good manners to refer to your mother as a 'backstabber'

26. Turkey imported from Maine is much better than any other turkey. In fact, it's fabulous...

27. Apparently, it is now possible to hire an entire high school to be the staff at an upscale country club.

28. Iced tea from England is blue

29. Water Bug is a really cute, funny, and romantic pet name. -gags- Gah, my god, Rowsely...

30. Being a teenage paparazzi at school and taking multiple pictures of the same two people is not weird or creepy in any way

31 .When your girlfriend tells you that your shoes don't match your tie, you must do a stupid looking surfer move to see if she's right, you can't just look down.

32. Take two small saucepan lids and bang them together. You'll find they make the exact same sound as a large GONG. Go on, have a go.

33. It IS possible to have any object in the world come in pink & engraved with your initials.

34. If you are the basketball star of your school, you can get yourself, as well as the rest of the school, summer jobs.

35. Lava Springs apparently had no employees, since they had to hire a whole new staff.

36. Don't change your friends, change your dreams.

37. 'What team?' 'Wildcats!''GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!' can fix any problem.

38. Basketball scholarships at the University of Albuquerque depend completely on your musical performance skills

39. Guitars and speaker equipment can be placed near a pool safely.

40.When you frolic with your girlfriend in the golf course, you get in trouble. When you frolic by yourself and sing, nothing happens, of course.

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk .

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

2. Go, "Oooooh. . ." whenever anyone kisses.

3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.

4. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

8. Yell out what is going to happen.

9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

10. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

12. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

13. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

15. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

16. Sit front row; the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

17. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino. . .)

18. Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

19. Try to start a wave.

20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

23. Sing with the theme music.

24. Bring and use your own air freshener.

25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

31. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

34. Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

35. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

37. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

38. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat!"

39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

40. Wear one of those "Cat in the Hat" top hats.

41. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

42. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

43. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

44. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

45. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

46. Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

47. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

48. Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

49. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

50. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

51. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? She cocked her head to one side curiously. "What?" (The Royal Ranger

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? My dog

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? The News

4. Without looking, guess what time it is? 10:40

5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? 11:09

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My dog's collar jangling

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? My dog was pulling me on my longboard

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? An OC story on FanFiction

9. What are you wearing? Jeans and a T-shirt

10. Did you dream last night? Yes. That Teen Beach Movie people came in my room, tied me up, and sang all their songs

11. When did you last laugh? A Ranger's Apprentice Will Angst fic, where Will was nearly dead, Halt asked what happened, and in a trembling voice, he said, "I pricked my finger."

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? A giant picture of wine bottles, pictures, and a clock

13. Seen anything weird lately? Teen Beach Movie

14. What do you think of this quiz? Like you're trying to stalk me

15. What is the last film you saw? Teen Beach Movie

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A bounty hunter, to hunt down and kill all the people that wrote/directed Teen Beach Movie

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. Selena Gomez sings that song. Oh .. wait ... you probably knew that. Oops.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I would make everyone allergic to nothing. I would also make sure everyone has a happy life.

19. Do you like to dance? I have one dance move, and it's terrible

20. George Bush. I thought he was bad, then Obama was elected

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Anna

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Bart

Stuff about Doctor Who

Favorite Doctor: 9
Least Favorite Doctor: 1
Favorite Female Companion: Rose
Favorite Male Companion: JACK.
Favorite Companion Overall: Rose
Least Favorite Female Companion: Martha
Least Favorite Male Companion: Rory
Least Favorite Companion Overall: Rory
Favorite Episode: Season 4 episode 1
Least Favorite Episode: Doomsday
Favorite Pairing: Rose/Nine
Least Favorite Pairing: Jack/Nine
Favorite Doctor Who Author: BITTYBLUEEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[X]Brown - $100

[ ]Blonde - $50

[ ]Black - $15

[ ] Bald - $5

[ ] Other - $75

Eye Color:

Brown - $50 [ ]

Green - $75 [ ]

Blue - $150 [ ]

Hazel - $100 [X]

Other - $15 [ ]

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200

[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175

[X] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$

[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75

[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85

[ ] under 5'4 0$

Age:

] 50 to 56 - $175

] 46 to 50 - $150

] 41 to 45 - $125

] 31 to 40 - $100

] 26 to 30 - $75

] 21 to 25 - $50

] 19 to 20 - $25

[x] 0 to 18 - $300

Birth Order:

] Twins or more than twins - $750

] First born - $320

] Only Child - $250

[x] Second born - $150

] Middle child - $100

[x] Last Born - $100

] Third born - $550

[ ] Fourth born - $300

[ ] Fifth born - $400

[ ] Sixth born -$215

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400

[ ] Only Holidays - $250

[ ] Sometimes - $215

[ ] YES - $200

[ ] Only weekends - $300

[ ] Every other day - $50

[ ] Once a day - $15

[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[X] No - $600 (Oh yeah! Just for being underage!)

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision - $400

[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200

[ ] No correction - $100

[X] Glasses - $50

[ ] Contacts - $25

[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300

[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250

[ ]11 to 12 - $400

[x] 7 to 10 - $500 (9 and a half, give or take)

[ ] Under 7- $450

Favorite Colors (multiple):

[X] Green - $750

[x] Red - $600

] Black - $100

[ ] Yellow -$475

[ ] Brown - $300

[ ] Purple - $225

[ ] White - $400

] Aqua - $350

] Orange - $300

[x] Blue - $300

[ ] Pink - $100

[ ] Other - $500

Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 ]Nope - add $1000 [x]some - $750

Total: $4620 K Pretty good