Hey! My fake name (cause who really puts there real name on a website?) is Kat. I love reading and when a something really inspires me I write about. So far I only have two stories up, but trust me, there's a whole lot of plot bunnies running around my head. Right now I'm pretty dedicated to my ongoing story, The Defender, so it will be a while before I write up something new. Hope you enjoy!!

Books I love:

Percy Jackson, etc;

The Kane Chronicles

The Eragon Series

The Secrets of the immortal Nicholas Flamel

Naruto manga ( yes that is too a book!!)

THINGS I OWN:

Aleksandr: My Russian, son of the sungod, shield toting OC

Jace: My tree, sorry, tree-SPIRIT, OC

Jeanne: My history loving, knife twirling, daughter of the god of theives OC

THINGS I DON'T OWN:

Percy Jackson (sigh)

The Kane Chronicles (sigh)

Eragon (double sigh)

Ok..this list is going to get really long. I'm just gonna stop here

Que random things!!.

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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your godly parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
~Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. Also she's a Hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
~Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
~Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
~Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
~Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me, I don't want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

-You spend time researching about Greek mythology.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head. (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

If you think your a demigod because you've read PJO so many times, copy and paste onto your profile.

~If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.
~You cried when you finished TLO (I became teary eyed)
~You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times
~You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth (DOWN WITH PRACHEL - UP WITH PERCABETH!)
~Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
~You're in love with a fictional character
~You've been caught for reading in class for multible times
~You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
~You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series
~You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
~If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile.
~If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile
~If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (ALL. THE. TIME.)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Um, if my own world means the world in books, then YES.)

RIP
Hidan
Left the world for a freaking better one
The loved Jashinist will stay in our hearts forever more

RIP
Deidara
Your final moments were from a true artist
The loved artistic bomber will stay in our hearts forever more

RIP
Itachi
His struggle came to an end and he is now in a better place
The loved brother will stay in our hearts forever more

RIP
Sasori
Your ways of art were brought to a beautiful end
The loved puppeteer will stay in our hearts forever more

RIP
Kakuzu
Your unique eyes and stoic personality will be remembered
The loved bounty hunter will stay in our hearts forever more

RIP
Pein
Your pain was finished, your history still lives
The loved orphan will stay in our hearts forever more

RIP
Jiraiya
Perverted books, perverted man but a ninja at heart
The loved Sage will stay in our hearts forever more

RIP
Asuma
Your son would be proud to learn of your life
The loved smoker will stay in our hearts forever more

RIP
Kisame
You never were a terrible person
The loved shark will stay in our hearts forever more

You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Definitely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fan fictions about the book. (That's the point of fanfiction, right?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names

Everything reminds you of the book. (Seriously, EVERYTHING.)

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times. (Uh, YEAH.)

You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days. (YES.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (No, sometimes you just have to kill of characters, even thought it's so sad *sniff*)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (No, I'd never do that!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book. (YES. Instead of celebrities, I want to meet authors and characters!)

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sennin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that it's to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyuubi seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim you catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You shove stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen(or noodles) and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
You pray to Jashin 24/7
You listen to only Naruto theme songs and can remember the lyrics to every single one.
You paint a diamond on your head and stuff pillows into your shirt and claim to be Tsunade.
You connect your shadow with someone else's and shout "Kagemane no justu!"
You watch optical illusions and call them genjutsu.
You hide under patterned blankets and pretend to be a wall.
Whenever you think, you put your hands in a box-formation.
You put blue string on your fingers and call them "chakra strings".
Eat spicy food and do the "Fireball no Jutsu".
You do not like vegetables.
Hold some kitchen knives and try to inject your chakra into them.
Wear long shorts under your skirt along with slippers/boots.
You cover half your face.
You swing a bandaged knife/stick around and claim to be Kisame.
Hold a basketball over your face and claim to be Tobi.
Get many stitches and pretend to be Kakuzu.
Dye your hair into extravagant colours.
Pain the Jashin symbol onto the floor as well as your skin black and white, then say you are performing a ritual.
Fold origami and use them as weapons.
Try to run for two days and nights straight.
Dress up as someone else and declare that you are using the "Henge no Jutsu".
You paint purple marks all over your face.
If you happen to see a whirlpool, yell loudly that you have "found the Hidden Whirlpool village".
Get a mouthful of water and then spit it out, then yell "Water dragon no Jutsu!"
Throw a Frisbee and yell "Wind Shuriken!"

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think I'm better than you .
I'm RELIGIOUS,so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (so true)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.