Hello, Internets. How have you found me, I will never know. But anyways I write stories about fictional kitties (Warriors) most of the time and occasionally something else.

If you think Onewhisker was AWESOME as a warrior but is a STUPID IDIOTIC MORON as a leader, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Dreamnorn.uplate, Nlanque, AuthorAnomalous, Mosstail21, Brightsun, Avatar-state craziness, Fluttersong, Kawakage, Echosky Of ForestClan, Mothstar, ChaosfangProductions

Favorite shippings:

Tigerstar x Darkstripe

Tigerstar x Ravenpaw

Tigerstar x Firestar

Firestar x Graystripe

Breezepelt x Jayfeather

Ravenpaw x Barley

Berrynose x Birchfall

Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar one someones face.
I will think of WindClan,
Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll remember Violet,
When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,
When nobody believes me.
I will think of Scourge,
When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,
When I find it hard to believe.
I'll be reminded of Princess,
When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,
When someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.

Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.

Important Life Lessons From Warriors

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.
Cats can have accents.
Old people are funny.
No matter how right you are, you're still wrong in some way.
Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.
Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.
Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Scourge *cough* Ashfur *cough*.
There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included.
Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat.
Good is handsome. Evil is sexy.
Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.
Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains.
If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.
Its possible to complain about anything.
All barn cats are gay.
Happy endings are completely unrealistic.
No matter how depressed you get, there is always a way to become more emo.
Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.
Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.
Major antagonists have a tendency to die the most slow and violent deaths imaginable.
Life: You don't win. You break even. At best.
It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.
It's also possible to fool everyone that you aren't pregnant.
The general public doesn't know anything.
The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.
Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.
Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.
The width of someone's shoulders is a good indicator of how strong and experienced they are.
Don't mess with beavers.
Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.
Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon...
Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.
If you're ever near death or dying, you will survive anyway, unless you tell everyone you will die.
If you start to see a red haze, stop what you are doing.
Lying is the most evil thing ever.
The happier your relationship, the more tragically it will end.
And, If you play with your food, an owl will come and eat you.

10 facts about you
1. You're reading my profile.
2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact.
4. You didn't notice I skipped three.
5. You're checking.
6. You're smiling.
7. You're still reading my profile.
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight.
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11. You are enjoying this.
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.